Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
I mean, OK
if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad
but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?
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"I bestow on you, Tanner McKenzie, the title of Shang-Chi, Master Of Kung Fu. Now go save my people."
There was a kid in my high school RPG club who did a webcomic, in the murky prehistory of the internet, about like a secret society of different Deaths. This was the roster that I can recall:
- DEATH from Discworld, who was the club president and the most "archetypal" Death.
- The Grim Reaper from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, who was kind of a tech expert who outfitted the team with gadgets when they would sometimes inexplicably go on spy missions.
- Death of the Endless from Sandman, who was in danger of being kicked off the team if anyone discovered she had fallen in love with a suspiciously authorial-insert-feeling mortal guy and kept him alive in her realm when she was supposed to "harvest" him.
- Andrew the Angel of Death from "Touched By An Angel", who was a sad man in a brown coat whose narrative purpose seemed to be to chastise the other characters for using swear words.
- Marvel's skele-titties Death, who was drawn in a bunch of group shots but never showed up in the story.
- Eddie the skeleton guy from all the Iron Maiden album covers, who was a 4th-wall-breaking chaos monster implied to be older than all the other Deaths.
- The Dog Reaper from that one fucked up sequence in All Dogs Go To Heaven, who liked to steal the limbs of the more skeletal Deaths to chew on, and also lament the fact that as a skeleton dog himself he no longer had genitals to lick.
- The Grim Reaper from Castlevania, who wanted to join the club but couldn't because his dad Dracula was too strict
- Lady Death, whose inclusion (in an arc where all the boy Deaths are trying to recruit her and Endless Death gets super jealous) heralded the end of the shitty circa 1998 Angelfire page where all of this was hosted, because of a copyright complaint from Chaos Comics.
The art wasn't terrible, and I kind of want to see if he ever re-uploaded it somewhere, but the other main thing he drew was a staggering amount of StarFox ABDL porn, which has discouraged me from ever checking to see if he made a DeviantArt account or whatever.
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Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
I mean, OK
if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad
but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?
No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.
Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
I mean, OK
if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad
but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?
No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.
Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
I mean, OK
if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad
but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?
No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The tomb is built by Van Helsing or some shit and then Dracula is revived in it!
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disclaimer: I know that's not actually how it works
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Dracula's tomb is whatever building he happens to be in when Blade finally stakes him
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Speaking of, in reading all of Peter David's X-Factor I was reminded of how good Jack Russell is
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I am a fan of fun happy Gaiman Death, stoic professional Pratchett Death and your traditional leering horny to kill you skeleton Death, they're all good Deaths
look alls i'm saying is one of them needs to get off they ass and end me already
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if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad
but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?
"Thanks, Master Wu Shu."
- DEATH from Discworld, who was the club president and the most "archetypal" Death.
- The Grim Reaper from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, who was kind of a tech expert who outfitted the team with gadgets when they would sometimes inexplicably go on spy missions.
- Death of the Endless from Sandman, who was in danger of being kicked off the team if anyone discovered she had fallen in love with a suspiciously authorial-insert-feeling mortal guy and kept him alive in her realm when she was supposed to "harvest" him.
- Andrew the Angel of Death from "Touched By An Angel", who was a sad man in a brown coat whose narrative purpose seemed to be to chastise the other characters for using swear words.
- Marvel's skele-titties Death, who was drawn in a bunch of group shots but never showed up in the story.
- Eddie the skeleton guy from all the Iron Maiden album covers, who was a 4th-wall-breaking chaos monster implied to be older than all the other Deaths.
- The Dog Reaper from that one fucked up sequence in All Dogs Go To Heaven, who liked to steal the limbs of the more skeletal Deaths to chew on, and also lament the fact that as a skeleton dog himself he no longer had genitals to lick.
- The Grim Reaper from Castlevania, who wanted to join the club but couldn't because his dad Dracula was too strict
- Lady Death, whose inclusion (in an arc where all the boy Deaths are trying to recruit her and Endless Death gets super jealous) heralded the end of the shitty circa 1998 Angelfire page where all of this was hosted, because of a copyright complaint from Chaos Comics.
The art wasn't terrible, and I kind of want to see if he ever re-uploaded it somewhere, but the other main thing he drew was a staggering amount of StarFox ABDL porn, which has discouraged me from ever checking to see if he made a DeviantArt account or whatever.
No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.
So Shang Chi will be black
But Shang Chi, I sell drugs to the community!
Shang-Chi will never freeze
Steam
Put the tomb of dracula on the moon and we have a deal.
Cause he moved it there.
because if it's on the dark side of the moon then he doesn't have to worry about sunlight, duh
ABHAY KHOSLA’S BRAM STOKER’S SHANG-CHI AND DOCTOR STRANGE IN: THE TOMB OF DRACULA'S NIPPLE
The tomb is built by Van Helsing or some shit and then Dracula is revived in it!
only the freshest of moon cheese for drac's tombstone
Anyone building his tomb would want as many Dracula Deterrents as possible to stop him if he gets reborn
No no I like the idea of the undead making their own gravesites, like animals might build a nest
they need a spacesuit with a tail
if the werewolf is of american origins then i believe you've got yourself a straight-to-dvd threequel
The same thing that happens to everything else
I dunno vacuum isn't made out of silver they should be fine right
you get a laikanthrope
Honourable mention for late entry "Laikanthrope"
holy shit
look alls i'm saying is one of them needs to get off they ass and end me already
Captain Marvel is in soul charge, watch out
Doesn't....doesn't Werewolf literally mean Man-Wolf?
Yeah but Man-Wolf is a name I can own