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Secret Satans 2018 - Gifting complete!
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Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
Move to New Zealand
He only wants to envelope me in his coils
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
They are from Austin
Perhaps you should go to Austin, Veldrin
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
I don't trust a single thing in that place. I side-eye everything, just waiting..
A wild package appeared! As always, Engel is here to inspect the contents.
Corgi prints! Engel can verify that this is exactly what he does in his spare time.
The following day I brought home a second package. Engel immediately went to verify that the contents were safe.
I've never heard of this but it sounds delightfully terrible! I can't wait to sit down and watch it.
YES! I haven't had an SNES in a long time and after getting the Hyperkin NES, I've been eyeing this for awhile. Time to get more serious about rebuilding my SNES collection.
Thank you Mystery Satan! I can't wait to see what else you have in store!
Now the pressure is really on.
Post later!
? -> Ceres
? -> Lalabox
? -> JayKaos -> Tonkka
Noggin -> Xaquin -> Bucketman -> N1tSt4lker 1 2
Blackhawk1313 -> Marathon
? -> Naphtali
? -> Veldrin
Kadith -> Brolo
Ladybug2332 -> Grobian 1 2 3
? -> Quicksnap
? -> Raijin Quickfoot
Fearghaill -> Madican 1 2
? -> Straightzi † ‡
? -> Okami
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Oh I'm sorry, is this better?
YES! Rides dinosaurs and does his civic duty? Engel is perfect.
*hyperventillates*
I guess I just gotta buy more stuff
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I lugged it inside, and in the light it appeared to be a big box... a box full of things.
Holy shit, got it in one!
I scooped out the entrails, mainly consisting of shopping bags and bundled newsprint, to find these gifts six awaiting inside. What a pile of loot!
Let's start with this jolly fellow.
YAAASSSSSSS! Hella cookies! For fuckin real, these smelled amazing.
But that other tin... proclaiming LOY TO THE WONID! These strange incantations must protect something precious within...
HELL YAAAAASSSSSSSS! So many cookies! It's a regular snackaroofest up in this piece! Fuck I love homemade cookies -- and I've got all of December to mow down on these bad boys before Candlenights proper, when I'll get to refill my stash. So stoked -- and so stocked!
Next up, this tesseract...
Relic of the Dark Lord, eh? Special Power Moves, eh?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh joyous Shaq. Oh how I pitty my opponents.
But wait! There's more!
Black salt straight from Hawaii! This stuff is crazy good. Very smoky. It'll make a great addition to my BBQ dry rub for sure. I wanna try it with eggs this weekend, even. Really really excited about this.
And the hits just keep coming!
Lookit this mug! WIth that long slender-necked lovely! And it has a travel lid, which I neglected to photograph, because I am a terrible person.
But whatever shall I put in thiice, you ask?
BEHOLD!
DIRT! SWEET BROWN DIRT!
Lenny inspected it carefully and deemed it safe to proceed. Which is good, because it is fuckin delightful.
For real, @DashD, thank you so much. This was a wonderful surprise on a Monday night, and I am sincerely grateful.
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I will post the recipe for the ginger molasses cookies when I do not have a lap full of sleeping cat.
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Amazon
ThinkGeek
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
Ginger Molasses Cookies
2.5 c all purpose flour
1 t baking soda
2 t ground cinnamon
1.5 t ground cloves
1/2 t nutmeg
1/4 t salt
1 c dark brown sugar, firmly packed
1/4 c vegetable oil or browned butter
1 egg
1/3 c molasses
1.25 c crystallized ginger, roughly chopped
1/4 c granulated sugar
Method
1) Preheat oven to 350 F (177 C)
2) Whisk dry ingredients together
3) mix brown sugar, molasses, & oil together on medium for 3 minutes
4) Add egg, mix 1 minute, scrape bowl, mix for 1 more minute
5) Add dry ingredients to wet, mix for 2 minutes
6) Mix in ginger
7) Scoop balls, roll in granulated sugar, flatten slightly, & place on ungreased cookie sheet
8) Bake 11-13 minutes
9) rest on pan 2 minutes, remove to wire racks & cool completely
10) EAT ALL THE COOKIES!!!
Steam
Amazon
ThinkGeek
"Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
Your fiendish demons have done some of their dark works. Packages three have arrived upon my doorstep but there are sigils that indicate that the number four should be that which I count to (going against all rules, both holy and thrown ordinance based). I shall await the alpha package (as they are numbered) before opening all the way to omega.
For now, you have my devotion - soon you will have my soul.
More awesome socks! I didn't get a chance to take a pic because I was out the door on my way to work but I will!
Still no name or anything
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Crap.
Also: Hehe, package.
Last week, a package came, but the contents and tenor of the note suggested that they were from Critical Failures, not Satan! Here is that post in its entirety:
Then, a few days ago, I receive this.
Most excellent socks - while this may not have been the intent, I play a Warrior in FFXIV, which is typically represented symbolically by crossed axes, so this was more ideal than you might think!
Today, I received another package - which first required testing by the local authority.
Once cleared, there was another note!
But nobody named Old Scratch is in the CF exchange. Puzzlingly, nobody here is either.
And that's when I learned (with some judicious help from Google) that Old Scratch is another name for Satan.
A thousand apologies if you thought I was ignoring your missives, Satan - I'm just a dense goose, is all. The goods, though, are excellent:
Tonight is board game night and I think I have some homework to do!
My thanks to Satan for this bountiful crop!
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
damn right they are
and I love it
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Steam
I'm almost 100% sure you can have custom socks made.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Socks are actually a Christmas tradition when we all get together in my family. Way back when, we'd all get an entire pack of white socks. Dudes got white athletic socks, ladies got white ankle socks. Now that the family has expanded tremendously, we get a pair of socks. Generally keeping with the white athletic/ankle socks, but last year we all got a pair of really fuzzy, colorful socks.
Tradition also states that whoever is Santa and is handing out the gifts has to try to catch the sock receiver unawares when throwing it at them, hopefully hitting them in the head.
Slightly related: I have a tattoo that says "socks." Yes, with a period.
I rarely wear socks. I do at the gym.
There's a few options per google
tomorrow
This entire post is a delight.
I like to go away for a while then come back and overshare. What are your hobbies?
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