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Secret Satans 2018 - Gifting complete!

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  • Ladybug2332Ladybug2332 Registered User regular
    To my Satan....I have received your gifts. I will open them after Christmas, when I am back home. It was very funny having to explain to my mother why I received gifts from Satan.

    Caulk Bite 6Grobian
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    I got home today to find a small box propped against my door. Something I knew I hadn't ordered. Something Sinister.
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    Inside I found a strawberry!

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    Or at least something trying hard to be. The note reads
    "Hi, I saw this was on your list and it's one of my favorite movies so I had to jump on sending it to you.
    Hopefully it arrives in time for Christmas. More to come!
    From Satan
    I open it up to reveal..
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    Clue on Blu-Ray! A Clu-Ray!...

    I'll see myself out for that one.
    Anyways this movie is great. I actually got Matev this for Satans in 2016 but had never got around to getting a copy for myself. Thanks Satan!

    Communism is a red herring

  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    I got home today to find a small box propped against my door. Something I knew I hadn't ordered. Something Sinister.
    C4UIkUI.jpg
    Inside I found a strawberry!

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    Or at least something trying hard to be. The note reads
    "Hi, I saw this was on your list and it's one of my favorite movies so I had to jump on sending it to you.
    Hopefully it arrives in time for Christmas. More to come!
    From Satan
    I open it up to reveal..
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    Clue on Blu-Ray! A Clu-Ray!...

    I'll see myself out for that one.
    Anyways this movie is great. I actually got Matev this for Satans in 2016 but had never got around to getting a copy for myself. Thanks Satan!

    That horrible pun makes me so angry.

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    XaquinCaulk Bite 6TonkkaBucketman
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Sagat Satan has stricken and it is good.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
    chrishallett83SagatSatanRaijin QuickfootCaulk Bite 6VeldrinFishmanLost SalientSnicketysnickBucketman
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    My my it appears that @Xaquin has struck again!

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    I received this assortment of fine spices! Though as a spice novice I must ask, do I just ground the Gran Masala together to make my own fresh Indian spice?

    .Slacker71PlatyNogginNaphtaliTonkkaGrobianIloveslimesFishman
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    My my it appears that @Xaquin has struck again!

    I received this assortment of fine spices! Though as a spice novice I must ask, do I just ground the Gran Masala together to make my own fresh Indian spice?

    yes!

    Grind the garam masala together and enjoy indian food

    Grind the other jar together for an outstanding ribs rub

    the other little bag is szechuan peppercorns!

    Slacker71lonelyahavaBucketman
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    @JimBobtheMonkey has sent me a WONDERFUL BOX OF DELIGHT

    I have taken photos of the contents and they're all excellent

    But I have to wait until my son wakes up from a nap to take one last photo (!!!!)

    Goose!Slacker71GrobianIloveslimesBucketman
  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Registered User regular
    I can now report with certainty that the cherry chocolate fudge so kindly provided to me by @Goatmon is delicious. About half of it got done in in one sitting between the wife and I and it was delightful. Thank you so much again for it! Cookies are good too, the fudge just unfortunately seriously outshines them lol.

    XaquinCaulk Bite 6Goose!Slacker71SporkAndrewJimBobtheMonkeySkeithGrobianIloveslimesFishman
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    So on top of the totally rad camera drone that arrived a couple weeks ago, today a package showed up at the door filled with gifts!
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    There was a lovely card from my Satan @JimBobtheMonkey wishing my family a happy holidays and telling me the final gift in this box was handmade, and the first one of these he'd made! How exciting! More on that later. Let's check out the loot!

    Clearly visible on top of the pile is a lovely toque (yes, toque) celebrating the Kansas State Wildcats!
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    This is great! I've literally been meaning to buy a nice toque for ages because the only ones I have are thin, cheap, beer company giveaways from when I worked for a bar. This one is lovely and soft and warm and big enough for my head!

    The second package contained a deliciously soft pair of socks!
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    These are never gonna see the inside of shoes. Purely cozy indoor relaxin socks these are.

    The next package contained a gift for my son! It's his first christmas so he's been getting all the gifts.
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    An awesome Dino shirt which is just the right size to fit him in a month or 2 for MAXIMUM WEAR TIME. And also a wonderful dino hat and gloves. He was asleep when the package arrived but you better believe we tried this out when he woke up
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    The next gift requires a little explanation since it was on my wishlist. See our last apartment had a weird kitchen with absolutely zero functional counterspace, so I decided to build a little kitchen island out of an ikea bookshelf.
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    As the top I got a slab of 2 inch-thick pine made to size out of laminated 2x2s at a local woodshop. Pine is soft, though, so after a year of use it's pretty abused and I've been planning on resurfacing it by planing it and sanding it. But since we started using it I've been using a simple foodsafe finish I made myself out of beeswax and mineral oil. So on my wishlist I put a bottle of the legit butcher block finish so I could condition it right after resurfacing to protect it a bit better. A bottle of the finish was in the box from Satan!
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    But onto the final, handmade gift mentioned earlier, and also on theme, was this gorgeous customized chopping board
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    This aint no pine, folks. End grain hardwood with lots of little cuts jigsawed together. It's really lovely work. The finish is especially beautiful, it's as smooth as stainless steel. I think we will keep this to use as a cheeseboard or something, to serve and show it off.

    I'm overwhelmed! I was whelmed, and then I just got too damn whelmed! This is so generous and thoughtful. Thank you Jimbob!

    Raijin QuickfootlonelyahavaBrologodmodeJimBobtheMonkeyCaulk Bite 6Goose!Slacker71SporkAndrewNogginNaphtaliPlatyXaquinSkeithTonkkaN1tSt4lker.GrobianIloveslimesTofystedethceresLost SalientRainfallBucketmanpookaFishman
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ugh... Cuteness overload Pipe.


    The baby is OK too.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Slacker71Tonkka
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I forgot a thing!
    Also in the box was this awesome instant read thermometer with a few bonus meat thermometers
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    I forgot it because as soon as I took it out of its wrapping, my wife said "NICE" and claimed it for her own.
    This is also great, thank you!

    BroloRaijin QuickfootgodmodeCaulk Bite 6JimBobtheMonkeyGoose!Slacker71SporkAndrewSkeithTonkka.GrobianIloveslimesRainfallBucketmanpookaFishman
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
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    @Tofystedeth your final package arrived! I’ve never heard of this series, but it looks good. I’ll crack into it soon!

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    Goose!Slacker71NaphtaliPlatyJimBobtheMonkeySkeithTonkkaN1tSt4lker.VeldrinIloveslimesBucketmanpookaFishman
  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey KansasRegistered User regular
    My Satan @KetBra delivered today!
    Upon opening the box, I uncovered this lovely wrapped package. It included a note saying this is the first gift, with a package of local items to come later!
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    Inside was Wolfenstein 2! This was on my wishlist and I am excited to load it up.
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    Thank you KetBra!

    PlatySlacker71Caulk Bite 6KetBraSkeithTonkkaNogginN1tSt4lkerPsykomaNaphtali.GrobianVeldrinIloveslimesBucketman
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    also, speaking of the sock coversation from ages ago, we finally managed to find my dad's favourite seasonal socks

    i used to hate them as a child, but now i really think they are great

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    i've been looking for more socks like this for a while

    Slacker71SporkAndrewCaulk Bite 6JimBobtheMonkeySkeithTonkkaNogginN1tSt4lkerVeldrinIloveslimesTofystedethBucketman
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    To my target: Don’t worry. I had to go farther from where I live before I was able to find an appropriate gift, but it’s on the way.

    BroloCaulk Bite 6Bucketman
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hey, has anyone been keeping up on chains for this? I haven't been able to dedicate as much time to Satans this year, so I've probably missed a few giftings.

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I think Platy had one going but I haven't seen it updated in a hot minute

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'm going to update it now

    Slacker71PerrsunBlackhawk1313SkeithBucketman
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Alice in chains

    ? -> Ceres -> Nogs -> Smof
    ? -> Lalabox
    Quicksnap -> MuzzMuzz 1 2
    Goatmon -> Blackhawk1313-> Marathon 1 2
    ? -> Naphtali 1 2 -> JayKaos 1 2 -> Tonkka -> crwth -> Noggin 1 2 -> Xaquin 1 2 -> Bucketman -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 -> Raijin Quickfoot 1 2 3
    ? -> Veldrin 1 2 -> Straightzi † ‡† ‡‡
    Kadith -> Brolo 1 2 -> DrZiplock
    Ladybug2332 -> Grobian 1 2 3 -> Nullzone
    ? -> Quicksnap
    Fearghaill -> Madican 1 2
    ? -> Okami
    ? -> Platy -> DashD -> Rankenphile -> iloveslimes
    Blake T -> Perrsun 1 2
    ? -> Fig-D
    ? -> Cello 1 2 -> Skeith
    KetBra -> JimBobtheMonkey -> hashpipe 1 2
    ? -> Tofystedeth -> Caulk Bite 6 1 (yup) 2 3 -> godmode
    ? -> Lost Salient
    ? -> Slacker71
    ? -> Lasbrook

    Platy on
    Blake TTonkkaJayKaosBroloGrobianVeldrinBucketmanFishman
  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey KansasRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    KetBra -> Jimbobthemonkey -> #pipe

    edit- Cheers!

    JimBobtheMonkey on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Mine was a Sagat Satan gift and I don't think he's my real Satan?

    Goose! on
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Finally sent something with a note attached. We'll see how it all is when it arrives.

    TonkkaKetBra
  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    @Veldrin I'm outing myself as your satan as there are two more items that according to Amazon.com.au:

    Delivered 23 Nov. 2018
    Package was delivered to your pick-up location and is available for collection



  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    My Satan @KetBra delivered today!
    Upon opening the box, I uncovered this lovely wrapped package. It included a note saying this is the first gift, with a package of local items to come later!
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    Inside was Wolfenstein 2! This was on my wishlist and I am excited to load it up.
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    Thank you KetBra!

    Glad you got the package! If Wolfenstein was all that was in there, there will actually be two more packages coming!

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    Steam Bnet:KetBra#1692 Yo Satan
    JimBobtheMonkey
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I still have not sent anything. It was a busy season this year, but I have now purchased all the purchases but need to pack and send.

  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Alice in chains

    ? -> Ceres -> Nogs -> Smof
    ? -> Lalabox
    ? -> Noggin 1 2 -> Xaquin 1 2 -> Bucketman -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 -> Raijin Quickfoot 1 2 3
    ? -> MuzzMuzz 1 2
    Goatmon -> Blackhawk1313-> Marathon 1 2
    ? -> Naphtali 1 2 -> JayKaos 1 2 -> Tonkka -> crwth
    ? -> Veldrin 1 2 -> Straightzi † ‡† ‡‡
    Kadith -> Brolo 1 2 -> DrZiplock
    Ladybug2332 -> Grobian 1 2 3 -> Nullzone
    ? -> Quicksnap
    Fearghaill -> Madican 1 2
    ? -> Okami
    ? -> Platy -> DashD -> Rankenphile -> iloveslimes
    Blake T -> Perrsun 1 2
    ? -> Fig-D
    ? -> Cello 1 2 -> Skeith
    KetBra -> JimBobtheMonkey -> hashpipe 1 2
    ? -> Tofystedeth -> Caulk Bite 6 1 (yup) 2 3 -> godmode
    ? -> Lost Salient
    ? -> Slacker71
    ? -> Lasbrook

    QuickSnap>MuzzMuzz.

    <3

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    Veldrin I'm outing myself as your satan as there are two more items that according to Amazon.com.au:

    Delivered 23 Nov. 2018
    Package was delivered to your pick-up location and is available for collection



    @Slacker71 Oh whoa, that's a long time ago! Thanks for the heads up (and thank you so much for the gifts so far!). I'll check the post office to see if there has been a mix up somewhere, because I've definitely picked stuff up since then, but nothing Satanic outside of what I've posted here already. I'll let you know asap.

    Veldrin on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Alice in chains

    ? -> Ceres -> Nogs -> Smof
    ? -> Lalabox
    ? -> Noggin 1 2 -> Xaquin 1 2 -> Bucketman -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 -> Raijin Quickfoot 1 2 3
    Quicksnap -> MuzzMuzz 1 2
    Goatmon -> Blackhawk1313-> Marathon 1 2
    ? -> Naphtali 1 2 -> JayKaos 1 2 -> Tonkka -> crwth
    ? -> Veldrin 1 2 -> Straightzi † ‡† ‡‡
    Kadith -> Brolo 1 2 -> DrZiplock
    Ladybug2332 -> Grobian 1 2 3 -> Nullzone
    ? -> Quicksnap
    Fearghaill -> Madican 1 2
    ? -> Okami
    ? -> Platy -> DashD -> Rankenphile -> iloveslimes
    Blake T -> Perrsun 1 2
    ? -> Fig-D
    ? -> Cello 1 2 -> Skeith
    KetBra -> JimBobtheMonkey -> hashpipe 1 2
    ? -> Tofystedeth -> Caulk Bite 6 1 (yup) 2 3 -> godmode
    ? -> Lost Salient
    ? -> Slacker71
    ? -> Lasbrook

    crwth->noggin

    two posts, too lazy to find em 😴

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  • NogginNoggin Registered User regular
    My posts are there (Noggin through Raijin), just need to connect the chains

    Battletag: Noggin#1936
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Awesome, thanks y'all!

  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
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    Tofystedeth your final package arrived! I’ve never heard of this series, but it looks good. I’ll crack into it soon!
    Yay! Glad it all reached you.
    I was introduced to that series by a satan several years ago, so I'm paying it forward.

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    Caulk Bite 6TonkkaBucketman
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Noggin wrote: »
    My posts are there (Noggin through Raijin), just need to connect the chains

    i never learned how to read!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Noggin wrote: »
    My posts are there (Noggin through Raijin), just need to connect the chains

    i never learned how to read!

    *Oscar Clip*

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    crwth
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Satan sent me a treasure trove of tropical treats
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    Honey roasted macadamias from the Big Island of Hawai'i and various Asian snacks: rock salt plums, wasabi peanuts, nori maki rice crackers, dried li ching cherries and li ching gummy bears.

    Inside the blue gift bag there were Spam and a Spam musubi maker. Wikipedia informs me that Spam musubi is a Hawaiian staple.

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    Thanks, mysterious Satan! I'm going to make some Spam musubi and then post pictures and report back.

    There was also a second note promising even more gifts

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    Thank you very much! My family already ate half of the macadamias (they compared the rock salt plums to salty licorice though).

    Platy on
    Slacker71.TonkkaSporkAndrewSkeithNaphtaliCelloVeldrinGrobianlonelyahavaBucketmanFishman
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • HalfazedninjaHalfazedninja King of The Ninjaverse Behind YouRegistered User regular
    Gift Away!

    It's not as much as I wanted to send, but enjoy!

    It looks like it's coming in 2 different packages on the 30th and 31st!

    Come join me on Twitch!
    PSN: Halfazedninja
    Steam
    Battle.net: Halfazzninja#1781
    Nintendo Switch FC: SW-7588-7027-0113
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    Like some ground-ass, motherfuckin’ beef. - Tycho
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My 2-year-old is oddly obsessed with that physics book. Reminds me of that scene from Men in Black with Tiffany. Very suspicious.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
    TonkkaKetBratynicBucketman
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    After the heads-up from @Slacker71 I decided to confront my local post office and see why they have been holding my precious Satan's gifts hostage for the past month.

    Words were exchanged like clashing blades, denials exclaimed, evidences produced, and managers summoned. Eventually perseverance won the day and a lone package was discovered out of place. I left victorious, package in hand, my Satan's honour intact.

    "HEAVY" marked the box. A commentary on the sacrifices involved to produce and deliver the contents to me? Possibly. Also the box weighed like a million kg.

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    I ripped the box open, unable to contain myself any longer...

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    Thank you so much, @Slacker71 <3 I've been needing a decent mortar and pestle for a while now, and this one looks classy as heck. And thank you for the pencils too! Getting decent art supplies for a reasonable price here is a fool's game, so this is a great help. The tin looks a bit bent, but I checked and the pencils are all fine. :)

    TofystedethNogginCellogodmodeCaulk Bite 6PlatyTonkka.Slacker71Goose!GrobianSkeithJimBobtheMonkeytynicceresSporkAndrewlonelyahavaLalaboxPsykomaNaphtalichrishallett83SnicketysnickXaquinIloveslimesBucketmanFishman
  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    Glad you like it. I ordered two days too early for Amazon.com to ship the mortar and pestle from your wish list to Australia, so I picked a close match from Amazon.com.au.

    https://www.businessinsider.com.au/amazon-us-store-shipping-to-australia-2018-11


  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    crwth wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    Alice in chains

    ? -> Ceres -> Nogs -> Smof
    ? -> Lalabox
    ? -> Noggin 1 2 -> Xaquin 1 2 -> Bucketman -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 -> Raijin Quickfoot 1 2 3
    Quicksnap -> MuzzMuzz 1 2
    Goatmon -> Blackhawk1313-> Marathon 1 2
    ? -> Naphtali 1 2 -> JayKaos 1 2 -> Tonkka -> crwth
    ? -> Veldrin 1 2 -> Straightzi † ‡† ‡‡
    Kadith -> Brolo 1 2 -> DrZiplock
    Ladybug2332 -> Grobian 1 2 3 -> Nullzone
    ? -> Quicksnap
    Fearghaill -> Madican 1 2
    ? -> Okami
    ? -> Platy -> DashD -> Rankenphile -> iloveslimes
    Blake T -> Perrsun 1 2
    ? -> Fig-D
    ? -> Cello 1 2 -> Skeith
    KetBra -> JimBobtheMonkey -> hashpipe 1 2
    ? -> Tofystedeth -> Caulk Bite 6 1 (yup) 2 3 -> godmode
    ? -> Lost Salient
    ? -> Slacker71
    ? -> Lasbrook

    crwth->noggin

    two posts, too lazy to find em 😴

    Nullzone -> ceres and I am definitely too lazy to go through and find the two posts right now.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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