Apparently there's a new trend among millennials to dip one's balls in glitter.
It's pretty nuts.
I know this was meant as a joke, but apparently there is a dog stylist that actually offers this as a service to their clients (using edible glitter, thankfully.)
I was sick last week but this week after taking a long weekend decided to tough it out. Yesterday I took meds with me to take at the start of my shift, but today I just took them while I was getting ready instead. So by the time I got to work today, they were already in my system and kicking.
One of my coworkers mentioned I seemed to be feeling a lot better today.
"Well mostly that's because yesterday was 1st Degree sick, today's 2nd Degree."
Coworker looked at me confused "what's the difference?"
And one of those 12 friends was a really bad friend.
there's apocrypha that seems to indicate that Jesus told Judas to betray him, as otherwise he would not be crucified and thus would not be allowed to die for the sins of the world!
the history channel sure did like shows about the bible for a few years...
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And one of those 12 friends was a really bad friend.
there's apocrypha that seems to indicate that Jesus told Judas to betray him, as otherwise he would not be crucified and thus would not be allowed to die for the sins of the world!
the history channel sure did like shows about the bible for a few years...
Yeah, specifically the Gospel of Judas is all about this, and presents Judas as the only disciple who truly understood Jesus's teachings, and thus the one that Jesus knew he could trust to betray him and ensure that everything went according to plan, as the other disciples were more concerned with their earthly existence than the kingdom of heaven.
And one of those 12 friends was a really bad friend.
there's apocrypha that seems to indicate that Jesus told Judas to betray him, as otherwise he would not be crucified and thus would not be allowed to die for the sins of the world!
the history channel sure did like shows about the bible for a few years...
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
biblical apocrypha is so fascinating, it's either bible fanfics from like centuries after the events allegedly transpired or stuff that was originally in there but that the church decided was dumb or whatever and that is wild af
I've heard the whole bit about homosexual sex in Leviticus was added about 1000 years after Jesus died as a way for the bible to distance itself from Greece and Rome's tendencies at the time. I have no idea if it's true but it's something I wouldn't put past medieval clergymen.
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Like, into a tiny coinpurse?
Its been so long I'm not sure I can tell anymore.
I know this was meant as a joke, but apparently there is a dog stylist that actually offers this as a service to their clients (using edible glitter, thankfully.)
Reality's writers are hacks.
I'm having trouble finding a Happy Medium.
One of my coworkers mentioned I seemed to be feeling a lot better today.
"Well mostly that's because yesterday was 1st Degree sick, today's 2nd Degree."
Coworker looked at me confused "what's the difference?"
I said "1st Degree is pre-medicated."
But last supper was on a Thursday!
And one of those 12 friends was a really bad friend.
there's apocrypha that seems to indicate that Jesus told Judas to betray him, as otherwise he would not be crucified and thus would not be allowed to die for the sins of the world!
the history channel sure did like shows about the bible for a few years...
Yeah, specifically the Gospel of Judas is all about this, and presents Judas as the only disciple who truly understood Jesus's teachings, and thus the one that Jesus knew he could trust to betray him and ensure that everything went according to plan, as the other disciples were more concerned with their earthly existence than the kingdom of heaven.
The Gospel According to Andrew (Lloyd Webber)
Not just the original contents either. It has an awful lot of authors and a lot of editors with very clear agendas in aome cases...
It’s not really much better with the New Testament.
And the Dead Sea Scrolls proved that Jewish texts are reliable copies of texts which were already used 2000 years ago
"I hate this."
You fool. You just admitted he won.
Does he have to become 6.4 Savage now that he's on metric?
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