Time to bust out my ventriloquist dummies and brush up my skills
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
I imagine that doing a truthful account of Hulk Hogan would be legally perilous and also probably pretty difficult to source properly in the first place.
Also why we'll never get my most-wanted biopic, an absolutely truthful account of the life of Stan Lee
I will eat a hat made of an edible but not enjoyable substance if that Hogan movie offers any criticism harder than "he did drugs sometimes and had an ego"
I feel like Hulk Hogan would find it very hard to dispute, legally, that he used racial slurs and once fucked his friend's wife.
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
Sure but he had an entire career outside of those events, and was hugely insecure about his name to the extent that it was apparently extremely difficult to work with him
I feel like Hulk Hogan would find it very hard to dispute, legally, that he used racial slurs and once fucked his friend's wife.
There are loads of shit beyond that that is far less heavily, but still documented, detailed and easily proven
Like ALLEGEDLY helping Vince McMahon cover up a murder, or busting up fledgling attempts at unionizing wrestling and actively destroying people's careers because he didn't like them (sometimes because they were black)
ALLEGEDLY
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
I feel like there's enough there that is just far enough outside of "this is easily provable" that they wouldn't want to risk it.
If I remember right, Die Another Day starts with Bond's cover being blown because the villains look him up on their phones (not like, google him, but it's still laughably easy).
He's set up by a mole.
Ohhh, that makes sense.
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GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
I need to see a Hollywood re-enactment of the sex tape that brought Gawker down
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KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
I need to see a Hollywood re-enactment of the sex tape that brought Gawker down
Won't be here
The biopic will not delve into those years or attempt to encompass Hogan's entire life. Instead, sources say it will focus on his rise and is described as an origin story of the Hulkster and Hulkamania.
The deal, which took months to put together, will include life rights, with Bollea acting as a consultant on the movie as well as executive producer.
so Alita was pretty damn fun, and had a surprising amount of nods to stuff way later in the manga, for something clearly adapted from the slightly janky animated direct-to-video/OVA series moreso than the original comics (the character arcs for Chiren and Hugo are straight outta the anime)
I really want to see the director's cut, because you can tell a few script beats got trimmed to get it to the theatrical runtime
also definitely needed about another ten minutes of motorball because those bits were brilliantly done
Ultimately it's a huge negative because it empowers rich people to go after news outlets
And it's already had significant effects during this point in the country's history with an administration already more than eager to go after journalists
Ultimately it's a huge negative because it empowers rich people to go after news outlets, even if in this case it was not a great look for anyone
That's true.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I know there is still a part of me that loves the memory I have of Hulk Hogan as a kid. He was just the most baddass motherfucker in wrestling back then and he always had such a positive message.
I struggle to separate that from the man he actually is sometimes.
WWF was something I barely even watched as a kid because I didn't know when it was on, but I liked the toys and had a single video of WWF's Funniest Moments
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
wrestling has always been one of those things I like hearing about more than actually watching
but I did try to watch WCW at its peak so obviously my favorite wrestler was Sting
wrestling has always been one of those things I like hearing about more than actually watching
but I did try to watch WCW at its peak so obviously my favorite wrestler was Sting
Sting was A Number 1 for me and I was truly devastated when he lost the world title to Vader. I had a comic where he fought that piece of shit, that animal, Cactus Jack.
Apparently until last night, I got Alita the anime with another 90s anime about a mechanical lady, Armitage the III. So all of the plot synapses were super confusing to me. In fairness, I saw both of them like 20 years ago.
You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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Time to bust out my ventriloquist dummies and brush up my skills
Also why we'll never get my most-wanted biopic, an absolutely truthful account of the life of Stan Lee
Like ALLEGEDLY helping Vince McMahon cover up a murder, or busting up fledgling attempts at unionizing wrestling and actively destroying people's careers because he didn't like them (sometimes because they were black)
ALLEGEDLY
Who do you cast to portray Vince McMahon?
WHO???
a resurrected dennis farina
J.K. Simmons maybe?
What if it takes place in the Bojack horseman universe and he’s a literal lion?
Ohhh, that makes sense.
It's time for Ed Hochuli to kick off his acting career.
Won't be here
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I really want to see the director's cut, because you can tell a few script beats got trimmed to get it to the theatrical runtime
also definitely needed about another ten minutes of motorball because those bits were brilliantly done
yes it's me I am the big GUNNM nerd
His lawsuit against Gawker gave me such mixed feelings, because he's a real piece of shit but also what Gawker did was disgusting.
And it's already had significant effects during this point in the country's history with an administration already more than eager to go after journalists
Steam
I will also agree with this.
On the other hand
I ABSOLUTELY want to see Chris Hemsworth as Hulk Hogan.
This fucking blows
That's true.
I struggle to separate that from the man he actually is sometimes.
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but I did try to watch WCW at its peak so obviously my favorite wrestler was Sting
Sting was A Number 1 for me and I was truly devastated when he lost the world title to Vader. I had a comic where he fought that piece of shit, that animal, Cactus Jack.