JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
So when Adam had to name all the animals, do you think God started with the real fluffy ones and worked his way down to the Nightmare Eyeball Disco Worm?
In the original Adamic language it was known as the "AHHH!!!! REAL MONSTERS!"
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webguy20I spend too much time on the InternetRegistered Userregular
Trippy. We have a thing around here the lumber jacks call a stump fucker. It's a kind of wasp that lays it's eggs using a super long ovipositor that looks like a stinger, it can be inches long.
Trippy. We have a thing around here the lumber jacks call a stump fucker. It's a kind of wasp that lays it's eggs using a super long ovipositor that looks like a stinger, it can be inches long.
Trippy. We have a thing around here the lumber jacks call a stump fucker. It's a kind of wasp that lays it's eggs using a super long ovipositor that looks like a stinger, it can be inches long.
In stumps or in other creatures?
Mostly in stumps on other creatures, generally lost limbs.
It's a spectacularly well adapted life cycle for the lumber industry.
Trippy. We have a thing around here the lumber jacks call a stump fucker. It's a kind of wasp that lays it's eggs using a super long ovipositor that looks like a stinger, it can be inches long.
In stumps or in other creatures?
Mostly in stumps on other creatures, generally lost limbs.
It's a spectacularly well adapted life cycle for the lumber industry.
Since it's a wasp, I couldn't tell if the above was a joke, so I looked it up.
Stump wasps lay eggs in wood, not bloody stumps of lumberjacks. Even nature has limits.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
I believe I saw a big giant California root borer beetle on the side of my dad's house but you get no pictures this time because I'm a coward and it's in the stairwell outside like right at eyeball height and to take a picture I'd have to literally be like six inches from it so nope nope nope.
If you want to see a "stump fucker wasp" in action it' real name is the Ichneumon wasp (and there are a couple of different variants that lay their eggs inside wood boring larvae).
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
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I have a screened in porch and last night a big ass fuckin' moth flew into the screen and fell to the ground, and then it got flyin' and landed on my screen door like, "yo, gonna let me at that light or what?"
it was big and all whiteish, grayish? and its body was a little shorter than my thumb
I have a screened in porch and last night a big ass fuckin' moth flew into the screen and fell to the ground, and then it got flyin' and landed on my screen door like, "yo, gonna let me at that light or what?"
it was big and all whiteish, grayish? and its body was a little shorter than my thumb
The important thing though...
Did you let it at the lamp?
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
I have a screened in porch and last night a big ass fuckin' moth flew into the screen and fell to the ground, and then it got flyin' and landed on my screen door like, "yo, gonna let me at that light or what?"
it was big and all whiteish, grayish? and its body was a little shorter than my thumb
The important thing though...
Did you let it at the lamp?
no I just kinda stared at it, I had never seen a Mothra before
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
On my walk the other day I saw a snek. We only have 2 kinds of snek in this country and they're not easily seen so I was very excited.
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valhalla13013 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered Userregular
The UK? What kinds of snakes are there?
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Water moccasins are the worst because all our water around here is poop colored and opaque
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
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valhalla13013 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered Userregular
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
Sure, but how are you going to get there? The chances of you booking the same flight as Samuel L. Jackson would seem to be vanishingly small.
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
I don't think New Zealand has any.
Much like Hawaii, New Zealand is an island grouping devoid of snakes. It also has no deadly spiders, killer jellyfish, or other creepy crawlies that are likely to kill you. Australia is home to all of those.
We do get sea snakes tho. They only visit but you can see them around Auckland from time to time and they're considered native. They do have venom but they tend to hide from humans.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Orks are only native to Orkland, so you're ok if you're elsewhere in the country. We occasionally see some orklanders visit but we shoo them back to where they came from once we find out.
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
I don't think New Zealand has any.
Much like Hawaii, New Zealand is an island grouping devoid of snakes. It also has no deadly spiders, killer jellyfish, or other creepy crawlies that are likely to kill you. Australia is home to all of those.
Now, you might think that the distinct lack of deadly creatures means that Kiwis are somewhat "softer" than Aussies, after all THEY don't have to battle creepy crawlies with fatal bites just to take a dump.
You'd be wrong.
New Zealand doesn't have all the horrible venomous bastard creatures because all the horrible venomous bastard creatures fled over the Tasman Sea to Australia to get escape the Kiwis...
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
I don't think New Zealand has any.
Much like Hawaii, New Zealand is an island grouping devoid of snakes. It also has no deadly spiders, killer jellyfish, or other creepy crawlies that are likely to kill you. Australia is home to all of those.
Now, you might think that the distinct lack of deadly creatures means that Kiwis are somewhat "softer" than Aussies, after all THEY don't have to battle creepy crawlies with fatal bites just to take a dump.
You'd be wrong.
New Zealand doesn't have all the horrible venomous bastard creatures because all the horrible venomous bastard creatures fled over the Tasman Sea to Australia to get escape the Kiwis...
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
I don't think New Zealand has any.
Much like Hawaii, New Zealand is an island grouping devoid of snakes. It also has no deadly spiders, killer jellyfish, or other creepy crawlies that are likely to kill you. Australia is home to all of those.
Now, you might think that the distinct lack of deadly creatures means that Kiwis are somewhat "softer" than Aussies, after all THEY don't have to battle creepy crawlies with fatal bites just to take a dump.
You'd be wrong.
New Zealand doesn't have all the horrible venomous bastard creatures because all the horrible venomous bastard creatures fled over the Tasman Sea to Australia to get escape the Kiwis...
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In stumps or in other creatures?
Do not learn about deerflies first hand, Bug Thread.
Mostly in stumps on other creatures, generally lost limbs.
It's a spectacularly well adapted life cycle for the lumber industry.
Since it's a wasp, I couldn't tell if the above was a joke, so I looked it up.
Stump wasps lay eggs in wood, not bloody stumps of lumberjacks. Even nature has limits.
Bugs are neat but the big ones stress me out
Spoilered for gratuitous penetration of wood and larvae
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
The caterpillars are gone. I suspect a bird ate them since the bird feeder is right nearby. Now I has a sad.
it was big and all whiteish, grayish? and its body was a little shorter than my thumb
Did you let it at the lamp?
no I just kinda stared at it, I had never seen a Mothra before
Yep, that shadow sure is a prancin'.
I wish we only had two kinds here in the Southeastern US. Between copperheads, timbler rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and hundreds of nonvenomous snakes, we have too many to keep track of.
This is why people don't trust scientists.
Fuck that guy!
I was wrong, apparently we actually have 4 species, but two of them were relatively recently recognised. Adder, grass snake, barred grass snake, and smooth snake. Adder is the only venomous one.
So its looking like Ireland is still my only place to get away from snakes then. Gotcha.
Sure, but how are you going to get there? The chances of you booking the same flight as Samuel L. Jackson would seem to be vanishingly small.
I don't think New Zealand has any.
Now, you might think that the distinct lack of deadly creatures means that Kiwis are somewhat "softer" than Aussies, after all THEY don't have to battle creepy crawlies with fatal bites just to take a dump.
You'd be wrong.
New Zealand doesn't have all the horrible venomous bastard creatures because all the horrible venomous bastard creatures fled over the Tasman Sea to Australia to get escape the Kiwis...
The birds, the fruits or the people?
It was a pain safely getting him back outside.
You know, the fuzzy ones.