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When you have to stay at home, it's time for [BAD FOOD]

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I am not only a fan of soft serve/frozen custard over ice cream, I am a fan of the cake cone over waffle cones

    Which is an even wilder take because I make REALLY good homemade ice cream AND really good homemade waffle cones! But I'd rather have a chocolate-dipped swirl in a cone of what can only be described as "surprisingly edible beige styrofoam" any day.

    (Sugar cones are just sad.)

    Is it more a texture thing or a flavor thing?

    I have a huge sentimentality for cake cups, because they remind me of middle school maccas runs, where I’d buy a soft serve cone, stick a hole in the middle of the ice cream and fill it with raw sugar, then cover it back up and stuff the whole thing in my mouth and somehow not get diabetes
    Ah, were you a sugar sandwich kid?

    Oh hell yeah, I still am!

    A nice couple of slices of cold butter on some crispy toast and an ample sprinkling of sugar? Perfection.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

    Nothing with “Kentucky” in the name is gonna know shit about tacos.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

    Nothing with “Kentucky” in the name is gonna know shit about tacos.

    What about my new Mexican place, "Joder Kentucky Tonto"

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

    Nothing with “Kentucky” in the name is gonna know shit about tacos.

    Actually Yum Foods owns Taco Bell and parts of Mexico in additon to KFC

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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

    Nothing with “Kentucky” in the name is gonna know shit about tacos.

    Actually Yum Foods owns Taco Bell and parts of Mexico in additon to KFC

    Still not an endorsement that they know anything about tacos.

    oh h*ck
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Hey guess I am going to eat my first ever taco thanks to KFC

    *snip*

    First of all how dare you.

    What's wrong? Not a fan of this new type of dumpling?

    Nothing with “Kentucky” in the name is gonna know shit about tacos.

    Actually Yum Foods owns Taco Bell and parts of Mexico in additon to KFC

    Taco Bell is WONDERFUL

    but they do not sell actual tacos there.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Del Taco actually has some nearly actual tacos on their menu now, in the LA area anyway. They've been testing these "kitchen crafted" tacos that use grilled meats and have slightly premium toppings like fresh guacamole, pickled red onions, and one has chimichurri sauce.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    it's been several months since I discovered that, by one measure, jack in the box tacos are significantly more authentic than taco bell tacos, and I'm still reeling from that revelation

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    When I want a taco I want one of two distinct things:

    A) a grilled meat taco that replicates what I'd get from an LA street cart

    B) a ground beef taco seasoned with Ortega taco seasoning, like we ate at home growing up


    Taco Bell comes close to the latter, but it's still kind it's own thing.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The best taco is a nice charred white corn tortilla with some el pastor, beans and sour cream (and cilantro if that's your thing). Super simple, great textures, amazing tastes.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you lived on Mercury you could put your ice cream in the shade of a crater and it would stay frozen while you burned in the sunlight.

    Best post on the internet for today

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Now I want tacos for lunch

    Thanks for nothing, bad food thread

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    AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Sometimes I just want a taco that is most definitely un-taco like and for that only Taco Bell satisfy.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    Now I want tacos for lunch

    Thanks for nothing, bad food thread

    You're welcome for tacos, spono.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I went to Quiznos for some fucking reason

    Y'all know they sell tater tots? They're not great

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    So on par with the sandwiches, then.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    quiznos still exists?!

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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    I went to Quiznos for some fucking reason

    Y'all know they sell tater tots? They're not great

    Should've gone for the tacos/psuedo tacos

    oh h*ck
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Quiznos? Ha, more like Quiz oh noes!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    It's the weirdest thing, this Quiznos

    It's in Little Tokyo, so for a few blocks in every direction there's nothing but Japanese restaurants. Then right here at one corner, there's a Quiznos, a Johnny Rockets and a shitty pizza place, like some kind of weird American ex-pat community of restaurants in the middle of a microcosm of Japan on the edge of downtown Los Angeles

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    fuck it, I'm getting gyro tonight

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Coincidentally, this Quiznos had signs outside advertising their gyros

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    do not get gyros at quiznos

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd rather go to Subway than Quiznos

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    It sounds to me like you're getting the gyros at Quiznos tonight

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Quiznos has one good thing and it’s the chicken carbonara sandwich

    Most of the locations around here shut down, I think they were all run by the same franchise owner who went bankrupt or something.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I used to always get the chicken carbonara on whole wheat and it was amazing. But then they had to change their bread recipe and the new buns were nowhere near as good. I stopped going shortly after.

    I don't really miss it, much.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Del Taco actually has some nearly actual tacos on their menu now, in the LA area anyway. They've been testing these "kitchen crafted" tacos that use grilled meats and have slightly premium toppings like fresh guacamole, pickled red onions, and one has chimichurri sauce.

    They have actual tacos here for sometime though I have not been to it since last year

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Really looking up the Kentaco I am disappointed the shell is the only chicken you get the rest is basically a salad

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I'd rather go to Subway than Quiznos

    this is wild to me

    Subway is an adequate purveyor of convenient calories with the bonus of """fresh""" vegetables usually not found in such convenient calories. I don't mind subway sandwiches, they're fine. They do the job.

    Quiznos is actually good tasting sandwiches. Like I don't know if y'all are going to different quiznos than me, but literally everything at quiznos is better than subway. The bread, the meat, the veggies, the sauces, the sides

    ok the cookies aren't as good. Subway cookies are a gift from heaven.

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Lets get to the bottom of this

    Are you buying too much ice cream to finish quickly?

    Are you buying it and then just setting it down and walking away?

    Do you live on the surface of Mercury?

    I live in Arizona. Mercury is where we go in the summer when it gets to hot.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I'd rather go to Subway than Quiznos

    this is wild to me

    Subway is an adequate purveyor of convenient calories with the bonus of """fresh""" vegetables usually not found in such convenient calories. I don't mind subway sandwiches, they're fine. They do the job.

    Quiznos is actually good tasting sandwiches. Like I don't know if y'all are going to different quiznos than me, but literally everything at quiznos is better than subway. The bread, the meat, the veggies, the sauces, the sides

    ok the cookies aren't as good. Subway cookies are a gift from heaven.

    Quiznos focuses on hot sandwiches with toasted bread. I don't usually want hot sandwiches and I never want my bread toasted, so it's an automatic miss for me.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah that makes sense, I guess

    I fuckin love a hot sandwich if I can eat it fresh and still hot. And toast is one of my favourite things mankind ever came up with
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    When I went to the store and ran home on Monday I saw someone had left a subway sandwich by the roadside with two dollars
    When I went back yesterday the sandwich was torn apart by a coyote it seemed. There is high winds otherwise I would go back and look at it to see if they ate more of it.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Catching up on the thread:
    Tacos are good
    Ginger beer is good but any time I've had craft ginger beer I've inhaled at the wrong moment and got a horrible burning sensation in my respiratory tract.
    Ice cream it's delicious but I don't generally like it when it's cold out because in the winter i am in a constant state of being too cold.
    I prefer bowls to cones, but my dad used to have a shop a couple blocks away from a cone factory and when they opened the ovens it smelled amazing.
    Horchata ice cream is the light.

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    AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Really looking up the Kentaco I am disappointed the shell is the only chicken you get the rest is basically a salad

    If you believe the picture at all that seems like plenty of chicken though?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    quiznos used to be decent but has gone downhill a lot

    also they always undertoasted everything even when they were at their best

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    spono wrote: »
    It sounds to me like you're getting the gyros at Quiznos tonight
    Nah, got it from this place

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    s'real good

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
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