I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation
Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff
Right but like
Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure
it's not like he has a thin layer of metal over otherwise normal flesh and fats. That's an organic steel heart pumping blood through organic steel veins. The blood is probably mercury or somesuch, too.
I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation
Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff
Right but like
Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure
That's a good point
Also all of his muscles will rapidly run out of oxygen because the blood won't flow correctly, capable of anaerobic actions for only a couple of minutes at most
So I guess he is just a statue whenever he uses his powers and I never noticed
Look I'm just asking to be educated, understanding how Colossus' dick works is very important to me
I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation
Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff
Right but like
Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure
it's not like he has a thin layer of metal over otherwise normal flesh and fats. That's an organic steel heart pumping blood through organic steel veins. The blood is probably mercury or somesuch, too.
I see, so we are talking immensely hard erections here
Shang-Chi is incredible in bed, that just has to be a fact
I choose to believe the @WeedLordVegeta canon that Shang-Chi is the most handsome man in the Marvel Universe and I think his being Master of Fuckin carries with this
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The best X-Man is a tough one, because it depends on circumstances
If Mystique wants something from you, it's gonna be Mystique
If having sex with you would be an ultimately good act, perhaps Longshot is the one that you want
Obviously some people have specific powers that are specifically useful for certain tastes, like Multiple Man for everyone who likes group sex or Cyclops if you are a woman who is into pegging submissive men
But if we're roundin' these bases no powers style, I think I gotta give it up for Colossus in the end
Karnak the Inhuman guy can see exactly where to strike at your weakest point. Depending on how literal that is... he might be pretty good at this stuff.
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it's not like he has a thin layer of metal over otherwise normal flesh and fats. That's an organic steel heart pumping blood through organic steel veins. The blood is probably mercury or somesuch, too.
Look I'm just asking to be educated, understanding how Colossus' dick works is very important to me
Hickman chart but it's for comparing various Wolverines' cock sizes
I see, so we are talking immensely hard erections here
If Wolverine's regeneration is related to his self-image, if he is emasculated does his dick come back smaller?
Oh this was part of my theory in the original thread on the subject
I think Logan used to be very handsome, but he has really bad self image and thinks of himself as a monster
So his full regenerations change the way that he looks by like, slight exaggerations until he is fully ship of theseused into the Logan we know today
Gosh he really is the perfect man
Do you think he has ever tried teleporting into his partner?
It would be extremely dangerous but undeniably impressive.
I would like to be explicitly clear to the world that I enjoy sex with masculine partners before I make this terrible joke.
Ahem.
No you misheard, the phrase is telefrag.
Eye Boy has eyes all over his body, right?
also, yes.
The Dicks Have Eyes
At least some of those eyes can see in the dark
Whelp, time for my monthly spit take while reading the forums.
Is that actually canonical? I know Claremont said that was something he intended, but he also intended to make Mystique Kurt's father at one point.
Usually it's just one
We gotta work this out
Who fucks the best
Best X-Man, best Avenger, etc.
Contest of Champions XXX, go
Nothing strictly contradicts it, right?
Pros: Centuries of experience, surrounded by hedonists
Cons: Potentially selfish??
I thought it was Rogue that Mystique was supposed to have fathered
Or do we assume that even if they haven't fucked implicitly or explicitly they may still be the greatest fuck?
as far as I know, there is nothing in the comics that has even obliquely hinted at anything unusual involving Nightcrawler's genitalia
So by default, it is canon
Modern Herc would be like
An INCREDIBLY attentive lover
Party Boy Herc would brag a lot, finish 10 minutes in and immediately pass out
Mystique has an obvious advantage here
But I'm going with the dark horse here and gonna say The Blob
Mystique is good for some wild, kinky shit but will only show her softer side with Destiny so hope you don't want aftercare
The best X-Man is a tough one, because it depends on circumstances
If Mystique wants something from you, it's gonna be Mystique
If having sex with you would be an ultimately good act, perhaps Longshot is the one that you want
Obviously some people have specific powers that are specifically useful for certain tastes, like Multiple Man for everyone who likes group sex or Cyclops if you are a woman who is into pegging submissive men
But if we're roundin' these bases no powers style, I think I gotta give it up for Colossus in the end
Mystique seems like she'd be a jack of all trades, Colossus just seems like he'd be extremely attentive to your needs and put in the work
thank you, I didn't want to have to make this again and had no idea how to find it