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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Only Dirty Harry movie I like is The Dead Pool

    what about harry and the hendersons

    i heartell that harry was also extremely filthy

    That's filthy Harry. There's a distinct difference.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »

    I do like that what dirty harry eats for lunch and dinner every day is just a bigass plain hotdog, that's the nice thing I have to say about it

    are you saying bitch ain't used a condiments

    that is the real crime

    dude grabbed a wiener, slapped it in a bun, harry took that shit and stuffed it in his mouth

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »

    I do like that what dirty harry eats for lunch and dinner every day is just a bigass plain hotdog, that's the nice thing I have to say about it

    are you saying bitch ain't used a condiments

    that is the real crime

    dude grabbed a wiener, slapped it in a bun, harry took that shit and stuffed it in his mouth

    That's how my middle kid eats hot dogs.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Dirty Harry thinks relish is a commie plot and knows mustard is

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Shorty wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »

    I do like that what dirty harry eats for lunch and dinner every day is just a bigass plain hotdog, that's the nice thing I have to say about it

    are you saying bitch ain't used a condiments

    that is the real crime

    dude grabbed a wiener, slapped it in a bun, harry took that shit and stuffed it in his mouth

    That's how my middle kid eats hot dogs.

    you have thus birthed the new clint eastwood

    it's like you're Mary but from Nevada

    Magic Pink on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dirty Harry kills the big bad guy with a harpoon at the end of The Dead Pool

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Now now, it is a spear gun, dont send people lookin for gifs of Clint Eastwood hurling a harpoon

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Now now, it is a spear gun, dont send people lookin for gifs of Clint Eastwood hurling a harpoon

    yeah that hole gets dark real quick

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2020
    I believe it is technically a harpoon gun.

    Edit

    Actually its a harpoon cannon

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Now now, it is a spear gun, dont send people lookin for gifs of Clint Eastwood hurling a harpoon

    "I am the Man With No Name. Call me Ishmael."

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Gustav wrote: »
    what if sharks yodeled?

    what a wonderful world that would be

    https://youtu.be/Dr1pFnJj6H0

    Also, the shark does a sad dying roar at the end of the original, and I think 3D has sort of a watery guttural sound during the climax?

    Fawst on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Whaddya mean a sad dying roar the shark in Jaws dies by having the first third of its body detonated

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I believe it is technically a harpoon gun.

    Edit

    Actually its a harpoon cannon

    yeah keep changing that story go on

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I believe it is technically a harpoon gun.

    Edit

    Actually its a harpoon cannon

    yeah keep changing that story go on

    Ok. Now it's a cannon that only shoots boots.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Whaddya mean a sad dying roar the shark in Jaws dies by having the first third of its body detonated

    My bad, you're right.

    It's more like the roar of an eighteen-wheeler going off a cliff.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    what does it shoot them with

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Other crappier boots

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    Whaddya mean a sad dying roar the shark in Jaws dies by having the first third of its body detonated

    My bad, you're right.

    It's more like the roar of an eighteen-wheeler going off a cliff.

    It's the sound of a giant fucking explosion.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Fawst wrote: »
    Whaddya mean a sad dying roar the shark in Jaws dies by having the first third of its body detonated

    My bad, you're right.

    It's more like the roar of an eighteen-wheeler going off a cliff.

    It's the sound of a giant fucking explosion.

    Nah, it's the sound of a dead shark!

    (helps if I link the video)
    https://youtu.be/meSa7PPInwU

    Fawst on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Only Dirty Harry movie I like is The Dead Pool

    I've always liked Magnum Force as kind of a counter to every other Harry movie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular


    Alex Winter found some old photos from Bill and Ted 1. Man they look the same back then... f'ing san dimas vampires.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I have never seen Dirty Harry but I have seen the porn parody, Dirty Hairy

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Ew.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have never seen Dirty Harry but I have seen the porn parody, Dirty Hairy

    It's a rebuttal piece to Shaving Ryan's Privates.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Whoa!

    "On Tuesday, Hawk announced on Instagram that Pretending I’m a Superman, a documentary about the immortal Tony Hawk Pro Skater video game series, will be premiering at the festival on February 29. He’ll be in attendance for a panel with Rodney Mullen and the filmmakers to discuss the film."

    This fucking rules.

    Paging Jeff Gerstmann. Jeff Gerstmann, please pick up the courtesy phone.
    And Billy Baldwin has sex with Jennifer Jason Leigh on top of a firetruck!

    I remember that from when, as a wee lad, I would scour all of the R rated VHS tapes looking for boobies.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have never seen Dirty Harry but I have seen the porn parody, Dirty Hairy

    It's a rebuttal piece to Shaving Ryan's Privates.

    when i worked in the poorn store, The Fat, The Bald and The Ugly was our biggest seller, especially amongst the clerks.

    No joke.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    People like westerns!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I got my hair cut into Jack Burton's mullet for Halloween one year

    I was gonna pull out my phone to show the hairdresser a photo and she was deeply offended and said she knew the fuckin' haircut and gave it to me perfectly from memory

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Honestly the bit in Big Trouble In Little China where Jack Burton KOs himself and is unconscious for most of the final battle is some extremely good comedy

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Honestly the bit in Big Trouble In Little China where Jack Burton KOs himself and is unconscious for most of the final battle is some extremely good comedy

    It’s a pretty consistent movie WRT Burton, right up through the point where his ignorance is why he wins.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Oh my god! A shark ate Kurt Russell?

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my god! A shark ate Kurt Russell?

    More like Kurt Russell ate a shark.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.

    If I see that many replies I just assume someone brought up food, fuck styles, or grammar

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2020
    This is the movie thread!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.

    If I see that many replies I just assume someone brought up food, fuck styles, or grammar
    This is the movie thread!

    Exactly! Who fucks better out of the Jaws shark and the truck from The Duel?

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Watching Edge of Tomorrow again.

    God, this movie is so good

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    is that streaming anywhere?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watching Edge of Tomorrow again.

    God, this movie is so good

    It is!

    And it's very different from the original story!

    Both are good!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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