People here talk about going after certain CEOs and billionaires but I feel that a) vampires are predatory, never-satisfied creatures and b) love to dominate people around them, so I feel like those billionaire CEOs are more likely to be kin rather than prey
It's dark out, so that's not The Sun, it's just a star. Vampires got no problem with star light.
Now, my question:
How are those two space people surviving next to an open window into space without helmets? Do they not need to breathe? Are they actually the space vampires warring with one of their more traditional, earth bound, kindred?
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
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I'm down for it but I'm not doing the whole goth thing
I would like to know who gave that child a fighting knife
Vampires are very long lived, don't often change, and have a vested interest in stability over hundreds of years. They'd be worse than boomers.
Vampires live a long time, so they'd want the planet sustained, and their food source to remain viable, so at least they wouldn't be fucking over the planet by fracking Yellowstone or raising greenhouse gases.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Hell yeah
Also a vampire controlled blood bank probably wouldn't be as homophobic, given how gay vampires are
Vampires are very long lived, don't often change, and have a vested interest in stability over hundreds of years. They'd be worse than boomers.
Vampires live a long time, so they'd want the planet sustained, and their food source to remain viable, so at least they wouldn't be fucking over the planet by fracking Yellowstone or raising greenhouse gases.
Hmm, this is true. I'd definitely vote vampire if this was their party platform
They die if they fall into running water, they die if they go out in the sun, they die if their housekeeper accidentally cleans out the dirt in their coffin
They're also super-duper-combustible
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
They die if they fall into running water, they die if they go out in the sun, they die if their housekeeper accidentally cleans out the dirt in their coffin
They die if they fall into running water, they die if they go out in the sun, they die if their housekeeper accidentally cleans out the dirt in their coffin
They're also super-duper-combustible
but who isn't, really
water elementals
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
Hell yeah
what if you threw some potassium at it though
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
If the sun is a star then isn't sunlight also starlight?
Why can vampires handle starlight but not sun-starlight?
It's a little known secret but vampires are actually weak to direct UV rays, not really sunlight in general. A good tanning bed can be disguised as a coffin and achieve the same effect
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
Hell yeah
like in UNDERWORLD
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
They die if they fall into running water, they die if they go out in the sun, they die if their housekeeper accidentally cleans out the dirt in their coffin
They're also super-duper-combustible
Humans die if they go out in the sun or fall in to water! No one's impressed that you do it slower. Then there's stuff like heart disease, cancer, pneumonia, Alzheimer's, the list goes on and on.
Oh, and the oxygen. Always with the oxygen. You breathe it in, you breathe it out, then you just breathe it right back in again when you could have just kept it there in the first place!
I'm sure there's plenty of vampires. That they don't want to be around most humans is probably understandable given, well, everything.
In the WoD mirrors book it gave a neat idea for a story As it was a post apoc setting and the vampire that lead the camp of survivors had choices of defending their camp from other humans,monsters or vampires. Taking in more, Do you want to feed on your camp? And many others I thought it would be a fun game to play but alas I never found anyone willing to play VtR just people shitting on it for one reason or another
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Now, my question:
How are those two space people surviving next to an open window into space without helmets? Do they not need to breathe? Are they actually the space vampires warring with one of their more traditional, earth bound, kindred?
Literally eat the rich
Probably the same person who put them on a space ship and sent them into space vampire territory.
Dangerously irresponsible of those parents.
Vampires live a long time, so they'd want the planet sustained, and their food source to remain viable, so at least they wouldn't be fucking over the planet by fracking Yellowstone or raising greenhouse gases.
Hmm, this is true. I'd definitely vote vampire if this was their party platform
No. No it is not.
Okay but see you have to take their power on faith
Vampires are right there offering guaranteed immortality*
They die if they fall into running water, they die if they go out in the sun, they die if their housekeeper accidentally cleans out the dirt in their coffin
They're also super-duper-combustible
the donation guidlines were just laxed like yesterday!
still homophobic! slightly less so though
but who isn't, really
water elementals
Reconstitution through absorbing atmospheric water vapor.
Why can vampires handle starlight but not sun-starlight?
I'd want like... a year or two notice though
like, I spend that time becoming a perfect physical specimen and then I'm like OKAY VAMP ME
It's a little known secret but vampires are actually weak to direct UV rays, not really sunlight in general. A good tanning bed can be disguised as a coffin and achieve the same effect
This and also... daylight rings are allowed right?
Humans die if they go out in the sun or fall in to water! No one's impressed that you do it slower. Then there's stuff like heart disease, cancer, pneumonia, Alzheimer's, the list goes on and on.
Oh, and the oxygen. Always with the oxygen. You breathe it in, you breathe it out, then you just breathe it right back in again when you could have just kept it there in the first place!
The entire world would be vampires
lol right, like I believe Dracula's little propaganda campaign. Dude's a wimp, a family of whip-wielding lunatics keeps beating his ass
Then in like 200 million years, humanity will look completely different and your immortal, changeless vampire-ass will look like a neanderthal.
I mean, in at least one case he loses to drawings.
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What if you are immortal a different way like Vandal Savage?
In the WoD mirrors book it gave a neat idea for a story As it was a post apoc setting and the vampire that lead the camp of survivors had choices of defending their camp from other humans,monsters or vampires. Taking in more, Do you want to feed on your camp? And many others I thought it would be a fun game to play but alas I never found anyone willing to play VtR just people shitting on it for one reason or another