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[Hiberno-Britannic Politics] Let’s Do The Lockdown Again

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    CroakerBCCroakerBC TorontoRegistered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Defence editor for the DM (*spit*). Johnson has had a triffic new idea!



    Piss over our reputation overseas by putting the DfID inside the FCO, but hey here's a brightly coloured toy.

    The most frustrating element to this is how many people are supportive of it. Like, of course the PM should spend this money on it. But school meals? *furious rage*
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    The prospect of moving to an independent, member of the EU Scotland is mightily tempting (if not many many years away).

    We’ve earmarked RoI for our next, post-Brexit-fallout move (back nearer to family once the baby is older, reacquire an EU passport). But an independent, EU member Scotland would be the first choice.

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    The Government's list of countries from which new arrivals need to quarantine themselves includes the likes of East Germany, Southern Rhodesia, Yugoslavia, Zaire and the USSR. Just in case you didn't already think they were stuck in the past...

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-quarantine-uk-government-travel-form-rhodesia-a9568991.html

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    That's timely.

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    altidaltid Registered User regular
    What do you mean the past? Zaire was formed ~1971. To the tories, that's the future!

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    The Government's list of countries from which new arrivals need to quarantine themselves includes the likes of East Germany, Southern Rhodesia, Yugoslavia, Zaire and the USSR. Just in case you didn't already think they were stuck in the past...

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-quarantine-uk-government-travel-form-rhodesia-a9568991.html

    Love the last minute scramble explaination of "uh...well....it's a list of places where people could've been born by mistake, but it works" which..yeah nailed it, A+ there folks

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    From the same filing cabinet as the contingency war plan for defending the homeland against invasion by the Hun, I imagine.

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    Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    From the same filing cabinet as the contingency war plan for defending the homeland against invasion by the Hun, I imagine.

    The Germans or the actual Huns?

    The sky was full of stars, every star an exploding ship. One of ours.
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    From the same filing cabinet as the contingency war plan for defending the homeland against invasion by the Hun, I imagine.

    Running the Government like a business.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    After Hopkins got kicked off Twitter it seems a slew of rightwing shitlords have moved to something called Parler in protest at Twitter being too leftwing or something equally horseshit. A couple of the nuttier MPs, the usual rightwing gobshites for hire, etc.

    I guess sometimes the trash really does take itself out.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    After Hopkins got kicked off Twitter it seems a slew of rightwing shitlords have moved to something called Parler in protest at Twitter being too leftwing or something equally horseshit. A couple of the nuttier MPs, the usual rightwing gobshites for hire, etc.

    I guess sometimes the trash really does take itself out.

    I feel like we've been here a couple of times before. It generally lasts until the far right realise, again, that the important part is not writing/saying things, but having people read/hear them

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    And the owners of the platform realise that there isn't much money in selling a circle-jerk to advertisers

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    And the owners of the platform realise that there isn't much money in selling a circle-jerk to advertisers

    Also hard to sell major advertisers on places where virulent racial, misogynistic, homo/transphobic and religious bigotry are the standard fare.

    As we've seen with Tucker Carlson's advertising, big name companies don't want to be publicly associated with that shit. Not because most of them care specifically, but what it does to complaints.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Twitter was Hopkins' last major public platform that would give her a voice. With that gone, hopefully this is the beginning of the end of whatever relevance she still had.

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Bogart wrote: »
    After Hopkins got kicked off Twitter it seems a slew of rightwing shitlords have moved to something called Parler in protest at Twitter being too leftwing or something equally horseshit. A couple of the nuttier MPs, the usual rightwing gobshites for hire, etc.

    I guess sometimes the trash really does take itself out.

    I thought all rightwing shitlords that get kicked off Twitter always moved on to Gab. I've never even heard of Parler, and I'm pretty terminally online.

    WotanAnubis on
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    After Hopkins got kicked off Twitter it seems a slew of rightwing shitlords have moved to something called Parler in protest at Twitter being too leftwing or something equally horseshit. A couple of the nuttier MPs, the usual rightwing gobshites for hire, etc.

    I guess sometimes the trash really does take itself out.

    I thought all rightwing shitlords that kicked off Twitter always moved on to Gab. I've never even heard of Parler, and I'm pretty terminally online.

    I saw a thread about how terrible it is a couple of days ago but I can't for the life of me remember where

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Basically sounds like almost all lockdown restrictions are being lifted from the 4th of July. 1 metre plus for distancing, pubs, restaurants and cinemas reopening, members of two households at a time freely able to meet up.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    We're still at a rolling average of 103 deaths a week, and 1204 confirmed cases per week (FT figures).

    Hmmmmmmm.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    There's nothing that quite sums up Brexiteers like their pathetic attempts to make the 4th of July a thing.

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    PirateQueenPirateQueen Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Basically sounds like almost all lockdown restrictions are being lifted from the 4th of July. 1 metre plus for distancing, pubs, restaurants and cinemas reopening, members of two households at a time freely able to meet up.

    Wh... what?

    That's it, I'm staying in my house until there's a vaccine

    My employer keeps sending emails with contingency plans in case of a second wave which I first thought paranoid, but now...

    Good thing with all this - had 0 encounters and "fun discussions" with Brexiteers since the lockdown started, thanks COVID

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    They've looked at the situation, decided they are happy with the risk and decided to roll the dice on getting the economy moving again.

    Got to be honest, I don't have much enthusiasm for easing back into "normal" life any time soon. Definitely not going into a pub/restaurant/cinema for the foreseeable future.

    Yes, I may get to eat some food I've not had to cook, or wash up afterwards but then also, I'm not exposing others to a heightened chance of.. well - death.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Gyms not opening surprised me

    You'd have thought things that relate to health would be important. Much as I love going to the pub, is it really more important than keeping people's health?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    As a regular pub goer and habitual gym dodger, I'd say yes.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I doubt that this will result in my office opening up, so I'm going to be able to watch the inevitable spike in cases with a kind of horrified detachment as all the people I know who have more opportunities to socialise open themselves up to the risk

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Gyms not opening surprised me

    You'd have thought things that relate to health would be important. Much as I love going to the pub, is it really more important than keeping people's health?

    Maybe it's because people are still paying gym subscriptions but pubs can't rely on the subscription model

    Assuming any thought went into this

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Gareth Johnson, a Conservative, asks Johnson to encourage people to “do their patriotic best for Britain” and go to the pub.

    What an unbelievable dickhead.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Gareth Johnson, a Conservative, asks Johnson to encourage people to “do their patriotic best for Britain” and go to the pub.

    What an unbelievable dickhead.

    I'd rather do my patriotic duty by telling that turd to go fuck himself.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Charles Tyrwhitt are selling masks now for the unbearably middle-class amongst us

    ...

    In my defence they're donating the profits to The Prince's Trust

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    Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Basically sounds like almost all lockdown restrictions are being lifted from the 4th of July. 1 metre plus for distancing, pubs, restaurants and cinemas reopening, members of two households at a time freely able to meet up.

    Guess I'll be going out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs in a few weeks time then!

    I work for a Council, and have been patrolling the shopping areas last week and this week, asking people to maintain distance, adhere to a one way walking system and talking to shops who are doing aren't managing things properly (like their queues outside). Yes, I am incredibly popular. Yes, I have heard lots of CONIV-19 conspiracies. Yes, people have come up and just tried to start arguments because I have council ID on.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Online editor, Daily Mirror.



    He's bored now, and everything's fine anyway so hey ho on we go.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Gyms not opening surprised me

    You'd have thought things that relate to health would be important. Much as I love going to the pub, is it really more important than keeping people's health?

    Alternative theory: Johnson doesn't go to the gym, but he does go to restaurants and pubs

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    PirateQueenPirateQueen Registered User regular
    LOL now you gave me a mental image of Boris trying to fit in one of my yoga classes

    Seriously though, aren't gyms even harder to keep disinfected and safe(ish) than pubs?
    Not sorry they're still closed no matter how much I miss my gym mates...

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    LOL now you gave me a mental image of Boris trying to fit in one of my yoga classes

    Seriously though, aren't gyms even harder to keep disinfected and safe(ish) than pubs?
    Not sorry they're still closed no matter how much I miss my gym mates...

    I think the other issue is that if you're gym-ing properly you're breathing pretty heavily. Pubbing probably isn't great either with all the talking.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2020
    The Chancellor of the Exchequer is a bit hazy on what a pub actually is. Here he is tweeting about pubs, alongside a picture of him giving two thumbs up to an electrical shop.

    Bogart on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Sturgeon has said that schools can now plan for full reopening in Summer as cases have continued to fall. The SCons have now demanded to know why councils were having to plan for socially distanced reopening.

    I don't have any energy left to even say anything amusing about this.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    You can see pubs re-opening is seen as a populist agenda item ticked off for the Tories.

    "Those plebs only care about the pubs! Get 'em open, talk about nothing else and we're on to a winner, chaps!"

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    My mum's failing health has taken a turn for the worse and so we've had more people come into our house in the last couple of days than the last not just three, but probably four or five months combined. All in full PPE, naturally, but good hell does it feel weird. But even in the circumstances the brief company feels nice.

    I took a couple of hours off my duties last night to have a socially-distanced cuppa with a couple of friends who have also been shielding (so in theory super low risk), in their back garden. First time since long before lockdown. It felt like a major expedition just to do something that was so innocuous in the Before Times. Not gonna lie, it felt good.

    But am I going to be hitting up a pub or cinema any time soon? Hahaha nope. Couldn't pay me enough.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    You can see pubs re-opening is seen as a populist agenda item ticked off for the Tories.

    "Those plebs only care about the pubs! Get 'em open, talk about nothing else and we're on to a winner, chaps!"

    Remember when Cameron was making a big deal about reducing tax to make a pint of beer 1p cheaper? Also bingo too so that was female plebs covered as well!

    Drink a pint of beer every single day and by the end of the year you'll have enough saved to buy one extra pint, conveniently timed for new year, if you find an incredibly cheap pub.

    This is how a man with a £26,000 shed thinks.

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    Mr.WangtangMr.Wangtang Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Gyms not opening surprised me

    You'd have thought things that relate to health would be important. Much as I love going to the pub, is it really more important than keeping people's health?

    I can't imagine a worse place for transmission to be honest.

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