Barcardi wrote: » how in the fuck are you still alive?
Moriveth wrote: » Goddammit why are there ants in my room there is no food in here, you retarded insects
The Geek wrote: » I keep seeing "Grenade!" as "Grendel".
OmegaTofuNinja wrote: » The Geek wrote: » I keep seeing "Grenade!" as "Grendel". thank god I'm not the only one
Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: » I still have my appendix, and I plan to keep it.
Cardboard Tube wrote: That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
Fishman wrote: » Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: » I still have my appendix, and I plan to keep it. There is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. [/Belloq]
Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: » sarukun wrote: » Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: » sarukun wrote: » Vann Diras wrote: » sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame. Let's blow up your organ and let deadly toxins flow throughout your body and see how long you go. I'm not saying it's not deadly just that it doesn't sound particularly impressive. If you say you got attacked by a deer, you sound like a faggot. b-but deer can be stronger than horses That's exactly my Goddamned pointYES, THE CAN MURDER YOU BUT YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT IF YOU TELL PEOPLE. no you wouldn't you'd be lucky to be alive if someone told me they got attacked by a horse i'd be no way dude are you okay
sarukun wrote: » Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: » sarukun wrote: » Vann Diras wrote: » sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame. Let's blow up your organ and let deadly toxins flow throughout your body and see how long you go. I'm not saying it's not deadly just that it doesn't sound particularly impressive. If you say you got attacked by a deer, you sound like a faggot. b-but deer can be stronger than horses That's exactly my Goddamned pointYES, THE CAN MURDER YOU BUT YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT IF YOU TELL PEOPLE.
Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: » sarukun wrote: » Vann Diras wrote: » sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame. Let's blow up your organ and let deadly toxins flow throughout your body and see how long you go. I'm not saying it's not deadly just that it doesn't sound particularly impressive. If you say you got attacked by a deer, you sound like a faggot. b-but deer can be stronger than horses
sarukun wrote: » Vann Diras wrote: » sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame. Let's blow up your organ and let deadly toxins flow throughout your body and see how long you go. I'm not saying it's not deadly just that it doesn't sound particularly impressive. If you say you got attacked by a deer, you sound like a faggot.
Vann Diras wrote: » sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame. Let's blow up your organ and let deadly toxins flow throughout your body and see how long you go.
sarukun wrote: » It doesn't really sound life threatening. I mean, if your heart exploded and you lived two weeks, yeah, that would be something. I mean, even if your liver or a kidney blew up, that would be something. But an appendix just sounds lame.
Blaket wrote: » You're missing the point. Being attacked by a deer sounds fucking girly. Being attacked by a stallion sounds tough. I mean shit Koalas can fuck your shit up but if one attacked me I would be pretty ashamed to admit that I was bested by a god dam koala.
Goatmon wrote: » Being attacked by a deer only sounds girly if you've never seen When Animals Attack.
I Win Swordfights wrote: » I'm almost positive the appendix used to do something awesome or it still does and we just haven't tapped its potential yet.
Artreus wrote: » Well I am also banging tofu, so I guess it could be a foursome. edit: wait since when did you get to be the dad?
B.C. wrote: » Jesus Isa, how long did you have to dig around for that screen?
neville wrote: » Artreus wrote: » Well I am also banging tofu, so I guess it could be a foursome. edit: wait since when did you get to be the dad? so lost...
Jigglypuff wrote: » very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ?
Zombot wrote: » Jigglypuff wrote: » very luck to be alive , o . p . are you religious ? What the fuck? Why do you put a space before your punctuation?
Kuribo's Shoe wrote: » don't thank methank this inanimate carbon rod.
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This is a question that's plaguing me too.
Maybe instead of releasing toxins
His appendix released candy
Cause if not I'm gonna fucking go apeshit on it
there is no food in here, you retarded insects
:?:
then it would be fun to kill them
when I wasn't being cut in half by their fearsome mandibles, of course
I was going to say the same thing.
It'd be more clever that way too.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
thank god I'm not the only one
A two shot that I call tupac
E-E-E-E-I E-E-E-E-E-E-I
There is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.
[/Belloq]
Same here.
I see you've reverted to your Brannagin Av/Sig.
A wise decision.
I'm beginning to see why people like you
There was an ant in my shower this morning
Crawling up the wall
I spared his life and told him where the kitchen was
I still have no idea how the sucker got there, my home is quite well-kept
You're missing the point.
Being attacked by a deer sounds fucking girly.
Being attacked by a stallion sounds tough.
I mean shit Koalas can fuck your shit up but if one attacked me I would be pretty ashamed to admit that I was bested by a god dam koala.
Satans..... hints.....
Jesus Christ, thank you Blaket.
It was like trying to teach a retard Calculus.
Those faggots look girly when they are getting hoofed by stags.
Telekinesis.
I don't know about you guys, but that's how mine works.
so lost...
if you have to have something burst
wouldn't your appendix probably be your first choice?
i mean its better than your stomach or your kidneys bursting
or your testicles
Satans..... hints.....
that doesn't make any sense!
If you have compound eyes.
Like two google searches long
Why, was it wrong?
Am I a bad girl? :winky:
Firetruck is my son
Artreus is my son
Firetruck's girlfriend is also my son
What the fuck?
Why do you put a space before your punctuation?
he's trolling
he knows it annoys people
thank the knife