KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
my first time was in the most romantical, awesome movie like place ever and she came like ten bajillion times.
and I didn't feel anything and thought "i could be at home jacking it and it would be much better" through the entire act.
And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.
So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am
I do manage to show her something new every once in a while
I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally
having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.
A lot of my sexual activity has, to some extent or another, revolved around alcohol.
Not because I need to get drunk to get confident, or because people need to get drunk to do anything with me or any of that kind of stuff.
But because I drink a lot.
My first handjob was, well, the circumstances are unimportant but we were outside and I was so drunk I wasn't even sure what was going on when she tripped me as we made out, and then bam, her hand was in my pants, and I was stroking her ass and kissing her, and yeah.
And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.
So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am
I do manage to show her something new every once in a while
I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally
having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.
I've been at it since I was 13. I got rid of all of my unhealthy baggage or found ways to deal with it before I even hit 16. Man did I ever freak out some dudes in high school.
A lot of my sexual activity has, to some extent or another, revolved around alcohol.
Not because I need to get drunk to get confident, or because people need to get drunk to do anything with me or any of that kind of stuff.
But because I drink a lot.
My first handjob was, well, the circumstances are unimportant but we were outside and I was so drunk I wasn't even sure what was going on when she tripped me as we made out, and then bam, her hand was in my pants, and I was stroking her ass and kissing her, and yeah.
Lotta stories like that.
My life is fairly reprehensible.
I am like the complete opposite
my first girlfriend was like "Touch my boobs"
and I was like "I would so completely love to do that but I really am not supposed to."
And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.
So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am
I do manage to show her something new every once in a while
I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally
having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.
I've been at it since I was 13. I got rid of all of my unhealthy baggage or found ways to deal with it before I even hit 16. Man did I ever freak out some dudes in high school.
After the intial "Jesus, this kid is only 20?" I can handle the details.
I mean, I have read Pony's stories, this ain't eaxctly my first ride on the internet.
Its not even that I have drunken sex for all the occasions.
But like every time? There's been like at least a beer or a glass of wine or some kind of alcohol involved somewhere in the night. It might have been at dinner or something unrelated but its still there.
I cannot think of a single moment of sexual interaction I've had where there had been no alcohol consumed within the past 12 hours.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you
And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.
last night i needed to drive my lady home and we did some stuff for a while at my car before driving home
she was disappointed about having to go home so when we came to the first red light she yelled "RED LIGHT" and kinda leaned kinda fell across the center console
after a couple seconds i look up to see if the light is changed and see an ambulance of paramedics just staring at us and at the back window of the ambulance an asian man in flannel looking me right in the eyes
goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you
And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.
Do not judge us.
Minivan trips to Disneyland are some of out fondest highschool memories.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
goddamn oog, I cannot even imagine my teenage self running into the buzzsaw that is you
And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.
The more you post, the more I look forward to meeting you at PAX
last night i needed to drive my lady home and we did some stuff for a while at my car before driving home
she was disappointed about having to go home so when we came to the first red light she yelled "RED LIGHT" and kinda leaned kinda fell across the center console
after a couple seconds i look up to see if the light is changed and see an ambulance of paramedics just staring at us and at the back window of the ambulance an asian man in flannel looking me right in the eyes
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i like vice a lot when they're not like 'look at us, we bump yay and shit on lesser indie kids for fun'
and I didn't feel anything and thought "i could be at home jacking it and it would be much better" through the entire act.
I'd rather post about my virginity
I really think it would be easier to handle if I knew the individual personally
having it come out of left field on the internet is a total mind job.
seriously i haven't laughed so hard at a book in my life
Not because I need to get drunk to get confident, or because people need to get drunk to do anything with me or any of that kind of stuff.
But because I drink a lot.
My first handjob was, well, the circumstances are unimportant but we were outside and I was so drunk I wasn't even sure what was going on when she tripped me as we made out, and then bam, her hand was in my pants, and I was stroking her ass and kissing her, and yeah.
Lotta stories like that.
My life is fairly reprehensible.
they stopped giving our school copies a while ago, so it's not recent
they are pretty concerned about seeming 'hip' and 'with it'
i have trouble reading the magazine and not thinking of the drug panel in fear and loathing in las vegas
i don't need to drink to have good times with a lady or make a move on someone, i just drink a lot of booze
fucking, sipping on a beer right now
What would Kovak be doing outside your window?
but their Dos and Don'ts
god damn son
i also dont even have any stories
coincidence
I've been at it since I was 13. I got rid of all of my unhealthy baggage or found ways to deal with it before I even hit 16. Man did I ever freak out some dudes in high school.
I am on my fourth beer and it is noon.
(I got of work at 8am but hey, its still drinking before noon.)
I am like the complete opposite
my first girlfriend was like "Touch my boobs"
and I was like "I would so completely love to do that but I really am not supposed to."
That didn't last long.
i uh get off work in 7 minutes and am popping my second beer while my stepdad picks me up a bottle of scotch
so touche
yep
i like her as a person
but that knowledge scares me
After the intial "Jesus, this kid is only 20?" I can handle the details.
I mean, I have read Pony's stories, this ain't eaxctly my first ride on the internet.
Its not even that I have drunken sex for all the occasions.
But like every time? There's been like at least a beer or a glass of wine or some kind of alcohol involved somewhere in the night. It might have been at dinner or something unrelated but its still there.
I cannot think of a single moment of sexual interaction I've had where there had been no alcohol consumed within the past 12 hours.
I didn't see any context for that post so I went with my heart
why is you being drunk important to this story
i like to cuddle a lot
And at that point I'd already been completely financially independent for two years! My high school experience was basically me and this other guy with a similar background standing on one side of a line, the rest of the high schoolers in their mother's vans on the other, and all of us going, "Seriously?" at one another in various tones.
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
not much, mid 20s maybe
actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced
she was disappointed about having to go home so when we came to the first red light she yelled "RED LIGHT" and kinda leaned kinda fell across the center console
after a couple seconds i look up to see if the light is changed and see an ambulance of paramedics just staring at us and at the back window of the ambulance an asian man in flannel looking me right in the eyes
was like "ok green light right now please"
the liquid courage prevented him from blowing his load at the slightest touch?
I love Scotch so much.
I once dated a girl who loved Scotch.
She, incidentally, also loved good beer.
Too bad she was kinda crazy.
goddamnit otto
Do not judge us.
Minivan trips to Disneyland are some of out fondest highschool memories.
IT WON'T LET ME MAKE MY ANGRY FACE
(angry face here)
The more you post, the more I look forward to meeting you at PAX
everyone being drunk is the only reason she was resting her legs on me and it wasn't weird or awkward
i'm like the guy who can't get any unless the girl is drunk except with casual touching
wow that sure was a lot funnier when I heard it the first time and it was told right
Damn.