Sober or +2 glasses of wine is probably my best. Though a few years back I tried to have sex while I was blowin', and lemme tell you what. Needing to talk 80 mph about cars is not conducive to good sex.
i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while
I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
i just can't orgasm
Yeah there's two kinds of whiskey dick. There's the one where it's not really functional and then there's the one where it's almost impossible to get off and it just dies after a while.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
You won't be able to do it on acid
It doesn't work, way too fucking weird
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I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
real_pochacco said it was the best experience of his life or something
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.
I feel like that would generally be the norm
I don't know if it would be great or even remotely good
But I'm curious as to how different it would be
t Shank - I couldn't do it on acid. The body high is too tight. The shrooms body high is much more pleasant and relaxing imo.
Sober is the best. I like to have a fully coherent mind about me when I'm going to town so I can work out new positions and think of new places. Drunk sex is like work... Just keep hammering away at what your doing until you're done so you can go to sleep.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.
I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.
I feel like that would generally be the norm
I don't know if it would be great or even remotely good
But I'm curious as to how different it would be
t Shank - I couldn't do it on acid. The body high is too tight. The shrooms body high is much more pleasant and relaxing imo.
Yeah, when you're twisted on a bunch of acid, everything is just so obtuse and surreal that sex is pretty much beyond comprehension
Particularly when you're like, more interested in the plants that are inexplicably emerging from walls and stuff
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I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.
I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.
i imagine on shrooms it would be really giggly. probably wouldn't work but it would be hilarious trying
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edited June 2008
You would think that it is amazing until you wake up with your dong in your dogs ass because you thought it was a hot chick. Then you go on the internet and post how it was "the most amazing experience in your life" just to hide the shame.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.
I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.
i imagine on shrooms it would be really giggly. probably wouldn't work but it would be hilarious trying
Maybe this is inexperience on my part but as I understand it everything is hilarious on shrooms.
I should mention I do not know any one personally that has tried shrooms, so this is primarily hearsay I'm working with here.
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edited June 2008
I like sex sober. Though I generally consider having smoked some weed being more or less sober for me so I'm used to bein' kinda high when I get laid.
It's no problem without it though. Better sometimes, even.
[edit] Man, when I did shrooms, everything was terrifying. I had a really bad trip and rode my bike home and almost died, then I felt better and sat and watched birds for like four hours. It was very relaxing, but far from funny.
You would think that it is amazing until you wake up with your dong in your dogs ass because you thought it was a hot chick. Then you go on the internet and post how it was "the most amazing experience in your life" just to hide the shame.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
FUCK YOU I just laughed so loud the whole office noticed...
...Fucking hell, I'm trying so hard not to laugh more...
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I can never get it up when I've been doing painkillers
It's sad
Both.
Sober or +2 glasses of wine is probably my best. Though a few years back I tried to have sex while I was blowin', and lemme tell you what. Needing to talk 80 mph about cars is not conducive to good sex.
I like it anyway I can get it.
Which lately is alone and depressing.
You could write a greek tragedy about my masturbation habits.
you are uh awfully lucky
being that I like bangin' and I like boozin' and I refuse to choose between them, Asmodeus down there is going to have to get it in order
Yeah there's two kinds of whiskey dick. There's the one where it's not really functional and then there's the one where it's almost impossible to get off and it just dies after a while.
I s'pose.
I don't really have much time for either lately, unfortunately.
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Balefuego, I am a guy who likes to have him some unenibriated sexual intercourse
if you understand what I am insinuating.
dude I am laughin so hard right now
I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.
I feel like that would generally be the norm
morning after a heavy night blowjobs are the greatest
but no kissing because morning after breath is much less than excellent.
Yo.
probably
'honey are you ok should we stop'
'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
It doesn't work, way too fucking weird
real_pochacco said it was the best experience of his life or something
I don't know if it would be great or even remotely good
But I'm curious as to how different it would be
t Shank - I couldn't do it on acid. The body high is too tight. The shrooms body high is much more pleasant and relaxing imo.
Sober is the best. I like to have a fully coherent mind about me when I'm going to town so I can work out new positions and think of new places. Drunk sex is like work... Just keep hammering away at what your doing until you're done so you can go to sleep.
This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.
I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.
that wrong clawing out her eyes
Orgasms on blow, notsomuch. Really. Head high. Talk talk talk talk talk, "I know, right?"
Pot sex, meh.
Booze sex, depends.
Sober sex, hell yeah.
Yeah, when you're twisted on a bunch of acid, everything is just so obtuse and surreal that sex is pretty much beyond comprehension
Particularly when you're like, more interested in the plants that are inexplicably emerging from walls and stuff
hahahha
At least for beer and hard alcohol.
Wine makes me horny of all things.
i imagine on shrooms it would be really giggly. probably wouldn't work but it would be hilarious trying
nowhere, that's where
Maybe this is inexperience on my part but as I understand it everything is hilarious on shrooms.
I should mention I do not know any one personally that has tried shrooms, so this is primarily hearsay I'm working with here.
It's no problem without it though. Better sometimes, even.
[edit] Man, when I did shrooms, everything was terrifying. I had a really bad trip and rode my bike home and almost died, then I felt better and sat and watched birds for like four hours. It was very relaxing, but far from funny.
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YEAH YEAH FUCK THAT SOCKET YEAAAAH
I totally beat that bitch to Portland.
...Yes. Yes, I am.
Reminds me of this post, courtesy of Pip's sig:
FUCK YOU I just laughed so loud the whole office noticed...
...Fucking hell, I'm trying so hard not to laugh more...
...Look away, misbehavin, LOOK AWAY!