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American Presidency: Let's get Eric!

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    galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I found the pictures, but this is on a very, very far from the mainstream site.

    And I'm not even sure that's her.

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    Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

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    Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Screamline wrote: »

    Guess you missed the update in the article:

    (Update: Tapper has a new post that indicates there’s no paper trail to prove Palin was involved with the separatist party.)

    No paper trail. Just a Youtube video of her speaking at their conference.

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    psychotixpsychotix __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    kildy wrote: »
    Not likely. Drinking underage is a pretty common southern thing, and at least in NH, too. It would only matter if she was pregnant.

    Heck, aren't colleges lobbying to lower the drinking age right now?

    Some evangelicals are of the "alcohol is evil" logic. So any pics would be good, pics while pregnant is a bonus point just for the hilarity of watching the fiasco that would follow.

    I know it's cruel, this girl didn't ask for this, but I'm an asshole and her mother tossed her into this mess so I'm hoping for as much hilarity as possible.

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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    galenblade wrote: »
    Apparently the McCain campaign's trying to get out ahead of the AIP thing.

    They just released Palin's voter registration forms that show she was always a Pub and never formally with the AIP.
    Awww, sad.
    If the AIP thing has legs, I have just the ad . . .

    [cue scary music]

    "Secessionists in a region bordering Russia agitate for independence . . . a national government strives to maintain control . . . a country is devastated by a foreign invasion. Georgia 2008, or America 2009?"

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Anyone want to send the Palin's a nice baby shower gift?

    Pretty good fit for when you're marching to the Holy Land to do God's work.

    This is one step away from Mormon Magical Underwear (tm).

    In fact, it reminds me of a lesson in Sunday School about the importance and the power of the holy underwear. Apparently there was a Mormon serviceman at Pearl Harbor who was trapped in one of the ships as it was bombed. He died in the fire, but afterwards people found the part of his body that was wearing the holy underwear (torso, groin & thighs) was whole and intact while the rest of him had been burned off.

    The Mormons around me nodded their heads and murmured about the power of the garments while I was left thinking "What the fuck? What kind of God-level protection lets your head and extremities burn off in one of the most horrible ways possible?" Damn church urban legends.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

    Man, what? I don't know if that's her, this is just a generic teenager rant:

    JESUS CHRIST KIDS STOP FILMING YOURSELVES DOING STUPID SHIT. THE TRICK IS TO NOT LEAVE EVIDENCE. Man, back when I was a kid, we made sure to cover shit up properly and not make it fucking public knowledge. Sigh.

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    Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    kildy wrote: »
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

    Man, what? I don't know if that's her, this is just a generic teenager rant:

    JESUS CHRIST KIDS STOP FILMING YOURSELVES DOING STUPID SHIT. THE TRICK IS TO NOT LEAVE EVIDENCE. Man, back when I was a kid, we made sure to cover shit up properly and not make it fucking public knowledge. Sigh.


    What can I say? Kids used to be smarter.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The initial Google of "bristol palin drinking" definitely suggests a meme of "drinking and pregnant"

    Its on Perez Hilton (she dropped out of HS too?). I can't tell if its her or what. If it is her, the "I was just there, not drinking" defense isn't going to work but there doesn't appear to be anything like a time stamp

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Archgarth wrote: »
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    Anyone want to send the Palin's a nice baby shower gift?

    Pretty good fit for when you're marching to the Holy Land to do God's work.

    This is one step away from Mormon Magical Underwear (tm)

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    Ghandi 2Ghandi 2 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PantsB wrote: »
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    Arde wrote: »
    Wow, another one here:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/palins-church-may-have-sh_n_123205.html
    Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord.
    "Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."

    Yeah, definitely crazy ol' Bush with a fun-pouch.
    I think you're misinterpreting that quote. People who believe in God always want everything they do to be the will of God. It doesn't make America messianic, it's just America doing the right thing, and she's asking people to pray please God I hope this is the right thing to do don't let us fuck this up. I do not find that an unreasonable position, even though I am no fan of Pentecostals and Charismatics.
    Watch the video. She also claims its "God's will" to get a pipeline in. Its full on batshit.
    Well, like I said, everything should be God's will, but people don't usually say it like that because it sounds crazy. The video isn't working for me, though, so I'll hold off on the crazy judgement for now, even though she's Pentecostal.

    But let it be known that politicians can exaggerage and say things they don't mean.

    Youtube link of AIP? I would like some sort of proof either way. The chairwoman could just be being a bitch.

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    YodaTunaYodaTuna Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

    The top one looks an awful lot like her.

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    Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PantsB wrote: »
    The initial Google of "bristol palin drinking" definitely suggests a meme of "drinking and pregnant"

    Its on Perez Hilton (she dropped out of HS too?). I can't tell if its her or what. If it is her, the "I was just there, not drinking" defense isn't going to work but there doesn't appear to be anything like a time stamp


    Ahem...
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-wh...r-mom-do-wrong


    :P

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Brian888 wrote: »
    kildy wrote: »
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

    Man, what? I don't know if that's her, this is just a generic teenager rant:

    JESUS CHRIST KIDS STOP FILMING YOURSELVES DOING STUPID SHIT. THE TRICK IS TO NOT LEAVE EVIDENCE. Man, back when I was a kid, we made sure to cover shit up properly and not make it fucking public knowledge. Sigh.


    What can I say? Kids used to be smarter.

    The IM/Facebook generation are fucking morons about keeping stuff low key.

    LEARN TO COVER YOUR TRACKS! THE INTERNET IS NOT PRIVATE!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI

    Troubling, but more pandering to crazy motherfuckers than anything else.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Archgarth wrote: »
    aogpjs.jpg

    Anyone want to send the Palin's a nice baby shower gift?

    Pretty good fit for when you're marching to the Holy Land to do God's work.

    This is one step away from Mormon Magical Underwear (tm)

    When I was little and told dad there was a monster in my closet, he handed me a .45.

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    shryke wrote: »
    Brian888 wrote: »
    kildy wrote: »
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I think these are supposed to be the pictures, although in all honesty I don't think that's Bristol.

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong

    Man, what? I don't know if that's her, this is just a generic teenager rant:

    JESUS CHRIST KIDS STOP FILMING YOURSELVES DOING STUPID SHIT. THE TRICK IS TO NOT LEAVE EVIDENCE. Man, back when I was a kid, we made sure to cover shit up properly and not make it fucking public knowledge. Sigh.


    What can I say? Kids used to be smarter.

    The IM/Facebook generation are fucking morons about keeping stuff low key.

    LEARN TO COVER YOUR TRACKS! THE INTERNET IS NOT PRIVATE!

    These kids are saving America, one drink at a time.

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    ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    for those that liked the democrat VP AIM convo, 236 put up the republican's:

    http://www.236.com/news/2008/09/02/if_they_imd_loser_vps_1_8648.php


    even the names are great

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I really hate perez and I am sad I just gave his site a hit

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Is she wearing a snow jacket, a bright green scarf, and a necklace made by a toddler

    Sarah Palin please hire me as your stylist

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    I really hate perez and I am sad I just gave his site a hit

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PantsB wrote: »
    Ghandi 2 wrote: »
    Arde wrote: »
    Wow, another one here:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/palins-church-may-have-sh_n_123205.html
    Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord.
    "Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."

    Yeah, definitely crazy ol' Bush with a fun-pouch.
    I think you're misinterpreting that quote. People who believe in God always want everything they do to be the will of God. It doesn't make America messianic, it's just America doing the right thing, and she's asking people to pray please God I hope this is the right thing to do don't let us fuck this up. I do not find that an unreasonable position, even though I am no fan of Pentecostals and Charismatics.

    Watch the video. She also claims its "God's will" to get a pipeline in. Its full on batshit.

    And so, The Lord drank from the milkshake of his enemies. He dranketh up. He warned them he would consume them, for he is the 3rd revelation. *SKULLCRACK*

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI

    Troubling, but more pandering to crazy motherfuckers than anything else.

    Doesn't this sort've counteract the 'no paper trail to connect Palin to AIP' thing? Or is she just there in a pep talk sense

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    kevindeekevindee Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When it's hard to make sense of all this media commotion, I find it helpful to listen to the words of Barbara Streisand's official website


    she's actually surprisingly lucid

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Clevinger wrote: »
    for those that liked the democrat VP AIM convo, 236 put up the republican's:

    http://www.236.com/news/2008/09/02/if_they_imd_loser_vps_1_8648.php

    even the names are great

    LOL:
    "She is a worse VP pick than me and I'm a friggin mormon."

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously that blue jacket on green is hideous

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just you know, to remind you of the top of the ticket crazy we're dealing with here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8u8dBgDxI

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Babs's blog was good until the very end when she felt the need to include eleventy exclamation marks

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    kevindee wrote: »
    When it's hard to make sense of all this media commotion, I find it helpful to listen to the words of Barbara Streisand's official website


    she's actually surprisingly lucid
    Yeah, ok, but how did you end up finding that out in the first place?

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    kevindeekevindee Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hoz wrote: »
    kevindee wrote: »
    When it's hard to make sense of all this media commotion, I find it helpful to listen to the words of Barbara Streisand's official website


    she's actually surprisingly lucid
    Yeah, ok, but how did you end up finding that out in the first place?

    :winky:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phil Gramm returns!
    `If you're sitting here today, you're not economically illiterate and you're not a whiner, so I'm not worried about who you're going to vote for,'' Gramm told supporters of McCain at a Financial Services Roundtable event in Minneapolis on the sidelines of the Republican National Convention.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    kevindee wrote: »
    Hoz wrote: »
    kevindee wrote: »
    When it's hard to make sense of all this media commotion, I find it helpful to listen to the words of Barbara Streisand's official website


    she's actually surprisingly lucid
    Yeah, ok, but how did you end up finding that out in the first place?

    :winky:

    No, no that's not it. I think it's more like D:

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    kevindeekevindee Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh come on, the woman won two oscars, five emmies and eight golden glo-

    Yeah alright I got nothing

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phil Gramm returns!
    `If you're sitting here today, you're not economically illiterate and you're not a whiner, so I'm not worried about who you're going to vote for,'' Gramm told supporters of McCain at a Financial Services Roundtable event in Minneapolis on the sidelines of the Republican National Convention.
    Whoever is pulling the strings on reality needs to stop and take a step back. It's getting a little ridiculous, reality controlling dude.

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    FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm in an arguement with some family members, who say that Obama voted to kill babies who survive abortion, I know this is bullshit but I need the reasons why to show how much shit my cousin is full of.

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    Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Ein wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI

    Troubling, but more pandering to crazy motherfuckers than anything else.

    Doesn't this sort've counteract the 'no paper trail to connect Palin to AIP' thing? Or is she just there in a pep talk sense

    Digital video totally isn't a paper trail.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm in an arguement with some family members, who say that Obama voted to kill babies who survive abortion, I know this is bullshit but I need the reasons why to show how much shit my cousin is full of.

    Which bill are they talking about? Was it the one in the Illinois state senate?

    Edit: Read what Thanatos said below my post.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I'm in an arguement with some family members, who say that Obama voted to kill babies who survive abortion, I know this is bullshit but I need the reasons why to show how much shit my cousin is full of.
    He voted against a bill that didn't define the term "born alive," which would, you know, be kind of important when you're talking about medical procedures. He supported the federal bill, which did define that term, and wasn't as vague.

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    FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    End wrote: »
    So, I'm in an arguement with some family members, who say that Obama voted to kill babies who survive abortion, I know this is bullshit but I need the reasons why to show how much shit my cousin is full of.

    Which bill are they talking about? Was it the one in the Illinois state senate?

    I assume as such, this is his quote "Obama voted to kill an aborted child if it survives the abortion....I am not sure how you define infanticide then?"

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phil Gramm returns!
    `If you're sitting here today, you're not economically illiterate and you're not a whiner, so I'm not worried about who you're going to vote for,'' Gramm told supporters of McCain at a Financial Services Roundtable event in Minneapolis on the sidelines of the Republican National Convention.

    Stay classy, Gramm!

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