quoth did you not learn the lesson from jurassic park?
there were no tiny elephants in jurassic park, what are you talking about
do you mean that we shouldn't tamper with nature or whatever
because i thought this was the thread where we asked for unrealistic stuff, not the thread where we figure out how to get things using dangerous science
obviously you didn't read the same jurassica park i did.
Old john hammond used to run around exhibiting a tiny elephant to raise money. It had a ferocious temper and was prone to infection around the tusks.
also I am very proud of that monkey.
Yeah, Quoth. He couldn't let anyone hold it because it might try and hurt them. It acted more like a rodent than an elephant.
The ability to be young, forever, without dying early in life.
Then you get to watch all of your friends and loved ones die off, all the while cursing your name
Sounds like a gas
I'm talking about ending aging, like the ted talk by Aubrey de Grey, which would mean everybody stops aging and stays young forever, not just one person. Of course, I'm far less optimistic than he is about it being achievable in this century, which is why I post it in "Things you want, but will never have" thread, :P.
It would be cool if aging was stopped and the only way to have a baby was for both the man and woman to yell "I, ______, WOULD ABSOLUTELY LIKE TO HAVE A CHILD FOR REAL" at the exact same time as they both came, and for them both to mean it.
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Once you have a kid you start aging extremely rapidly
Obviously, population controls would have to be put in place, but I mean, in the world where actual, dedicated and wide-ranging research into ending aging happens science is basically a cooperative effort by all peoples to work towards Utopia, not like reality.
Again, I'm posting in this thread about it.
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Don't you mean "smart enough to not use a toilet because elephants make big poops that will kill any pipes"?
Like, if you teach this elephant how to poop in a toilet, it will know that it won't work out.
Don't you mean "smart enough to not use a toilet because elephants make big poops that will kill any pipes"?
Like, if you teach this elephant how to poop in a toilet, it will know that it won't work out.
it's a tiny elephant
what the fuck why should i explain the digestive processes of an imaginary miniature elephant
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Yeah, Quoth. He couldn't let anyone hold it because it might try and hurt them. It acted more like a rodent than an elephant.
LIST OF THINGS I WANT, BUT WILL NEVER HAVE:
I was in second grade when the movie came out, and my mom wouldn't let me see it (for good reason).
So I just read the book instead. Didn't actually see the movie for years.
No I'm so close
I just need the helper monkey, a few more years of life, a hot girlfriend, and I guess I should probably working on other types of magic
Also a complete overhaul of my family
But I'm so close
Most of my scars are not terribly sexy, I'm afraid
I'm working on that part
Some of them have some good stories
I think I've got one forming from when this chick bit me a few weeks ago
Also, the Browns winning a Super Bowl.
its definitely possible, you just need to believe
Psh. My mom does that all the time, but we still invite her to Thanksgiving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7CuJ8cR9sg
Then you get to watch all of your friends and loved ones die off, all the while cursing your name
Sounds like a gas
Then you die of a heart attack.
I'm talking about ending aging, like the ted talk by Aubrey de Grey, which would mean everybody stops aging and stays young forever, not just one person. Of course, I'm far less optimistic than he is about it being achievable in this century, which is why I post it in "Things you want, but will never have" thread, :P.
Sweeeeeeet.
It would be cool if aging was stopped and the only way to have a baby was for both the man and woman to yell "I, ______, WOULD ABSOLUTELY LIKE TO HAVE A CHILD FOR REAL" at the exact same time as they both came, and for them both to mean it.
Obviously, population controls would have to be put in place, but I mean, in the world where actual, dedicated and wide-ranging research into ending aging happens science is basically a cooperative effort by all peoples to work towards Utopia, not like reality.
Again, I'm posting in this thread about it.
This sounds okay with me
I can dig watching the people around me die if it means I'll get to meet newer, better people
that'd be real shitty for the kid though
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I'm not even sure you need to do all that.
Just wait your turn, really.
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fuck jurassic park, my elephant would have a lovely temperament
and it would be smart enough to use a toilet
also i would like to share a lesson i have learned from alien, aliens and predator
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Ever since I saw sky captain and the world of tomorrow forever ago and it was so kewt
Like, if you teach this elephant how to poop in a toilet, it will know that it won't work out.
I want everything to be like 1955 again
it's a tiny elephant
what the fuck why should i explain the digestive processes of an imaginary miniature elephant
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