Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.
'xism
If you're going to make those kinds of allegations, then you're gonna have to show that you can figure out when is the right moment to stick your finger in a girl's butt without asking her first.
Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.
'xism
If you're going to make those kinds of allegations, then you're gonna have to show that you can figure out when is the right moment to stick your finger in a girl's butt without asking her first.
You only say these things because you think "it's too easy, he won't go for it," right? I suspect, however, that you're very, very wrong.
So I felt like listening to this sad song so I look on youtube and there's only one video that has it, which is also set to home video of the areas of Seattle (Capitol Hill) I butted heads with before cutting my losses and heading east again.
Feels weird.
EDIT: I don't really get the fingers in butts conversation. It's not like the awkwardness that would arise from a flub would be insurmountable.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The best advice I can give you is to first request copies of all documents, including you tax returns from 2003 from the IRS. Calling Company A will only lead to grief.
If the situation is as you described, seek out one of my legal comrades in your local area to help you negotiate with the IRS to clear up this discrepancy. Since you admitted to what amounts to tax fraud in your OP (and yes, even on a small scale, tax fraud is tax fraud, including getting paid under the table) the last thing you want to is to divulge that to the IRS…unless you would like to enjoy the simple pleasures of an audit. Your friend may be screwed regardless of what you do, but at least you can clear up your own involvement.
Listen to CoJoe. I was about to tell you the same thing regarding admitting tax fraud to the IRS.
Personally, I wouldn't get a lawyer for this until I was sure I needed one. Since all they're doing is looking at 2006 returns, I would call up the IRS and tell them "I didn't work for this company in 2006, there has been some sort of mistake," and work it out from there (without admitting you did under-the-table work).
The best advice I can give you is to first request copies of all documents, including you tax returns from 2003 from the IRS. Calling Company A will only lead to grief.
If the situation is as you described, seek out one of my legal comrades in your local area to help you negotiate with the IRS to clear up this discrepancy. Since you admitted to what amounts to tax fraud in your OP (and yes, even on a small scale, tax fraud is tax fraud, including getting paid under the table) the last thing you want to is to divulge that to the IRS…unless you would like to enjoy the simple pleasures of an audit. Your friend may be screwed regardless of what you do, but at least you can clear up your own involvement.
Listen to CoJoe. I was about to tell you the same thing regarding admitting tax fraud to the IRS.
Personally, I wouldn't get a lawyer for this until I was sure I needed one. Since all they're doing is looking at 2006 returns, I would call up the IRS and tell them "I didn't work for this company in 2006, there has been some sort of mistake," and work it out from there (without admitting you did under-the-table work).
Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.
'xism
If you're going to make those kinds of allegations, then you're gonna have to show that you can figure out when is the right moment to stick your finger in a girl's butt without asking her first.
Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.
'xism
If you're going to make those kinds of allegations, then you're gonna have to show that you can figure out when is the right moment to stick your finger in a girl's butt without asking her first.
Been there, done that.
She hands you that one on a silver platter, and you don't take it? Really?
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Dude I seriously kinda hurt my shoulder playing ping pong this weekend, how sad is that?
Did you play Eric?
Did you win?
No, I lost. We played on a wretched table and he scored the entirety of his points off my mistakes, and I still just barely lost. Plus he only played me one game, so whatevs...
But tip of the hat -- the man got the better of me.
SISTER: It's Monday night. It's not that long.
OBORO: What do I do until then.
SISTER: Well ... you can't do anything. You need to see what they say.
OBORO: So I don't see any other doctors until then?
SISTER: Right.
OBORO: Can I stop looking for a job?
SISTER: There's no point, sure.
OBORO: So what do I do.
SISTER: You don't do anything. I said that. Just wait until Monday.
OBORO: Can I have a few dollars so I can get around?
SISTER: Where would you want to go?
OBORO: ...
SISTER: Right! Exactly. So just sit still until Monday. You usually just sit around, anyway.
OBORO: ...
SISTER: It's Monday night. It's not that long.
OBORO: What do I do until then.
SISTER: Well ... you can't do anything. You need to see what they say.
OBORO: So I don't see any other doctors until then?
SISTER: Right.
OBORO: Can I stop looking for a job?
SISTER: There's no point, sure.
OBORO: So what do I do.
SISTER: You don't do anything. I said that. Just wait until Monday.
OBORO: Can I have a few dollars so I can get around?
SISTER: Where would you want to go?
OBORO: ...
SISTER: Right! Exactly. So just sit still until Monday. You usually just sit around, anyway.
OBORO: ...
Well.... do you sit around a lot? I see you posting often, she may have a point.
She has all of my money. I live in Westchester county, New York, on the Connecticut border. It takes money to get anywhere. She puts words in my mouth to deny me my money to keep me from going anywhere because I can't come up with a 'good reason.'
When I don't sit around, things go awry because of the control she tries to exert. It's just offensive because it's like chaining someone down and then blaming themselves for not walking out the door that they can't reach.
EDIT: On Monday she's going to try and hospitalize me somewhere, but because she doesn't ruin her weekend by driving me there sooner (it's like an hour and a half, two hours round trip) I have to wait until Monday night.
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HachfaceNot the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking ofDammit, Shepard!Registered Userregular
Read a book, watch TV, go for a short walk if you're suffocating indoors or some shit, damn.
Man, I don't know. I don't think I'm making an unreasonable demand to ask her to just drive me there sooner instead of asking me to put my life on hold for another four days. She's going to take me there to try and get me put into a crisis ward. How the fuck do you parse doing that when you can afford to make the person wait around for four days?
Read a book, watch TV, go for a short walk if you're suffocating indoors or some shit, damn.
Man, I don't know. I don't think I'm making an unreasonable demand to ask her to just drive me there sooner instead of asking me to put my life on hold for another four days. She's going to take me there to try and get me put into a crisis ward. How the fuck do you parse doing that when you can afford to make the person wait around for four days?
Just wait four days. Four days is a drop in the bucket of life. Calm down, be patient, and fucking wait.
Celery is cool as ice. Celery would take care of this no problem. It's Oboro's shortcomings that make the idea unpalatable, as usual. It's always what's wrong with me, and never what's wrong with the situation.
EDIT: There are no book stores. The houses here cost millions of dollars. There are no sidewalks for miles at a time. If you don't believe me, I'll pull down the Barnes & Noble and Borders books store finders and you can punch my address in and see for yourself. I have the library, now, I'll give you that. I might mosey on down to that library. It's an idea I've had.
Celery is cool as ice. Celery would take care of this no problem. It's Oboro's shortcomings that make the idea unpalatable, as usual. It's always what's wrong with me, and never what's wrong with the situation.
PATIENCE, MAN!
It's just patience.
I have no doubt it might be a shitty situation. I've spent years of my life trying to get out of shitty situations. Four days really isn't shit. So just be patient, and que sera sera. I have no doubt you have every right to feel aggrieved, but bitching over a four day wait is just that -- bitching.
Whatever. Whatever whatever whatever. I'm not even supposed to be posting this kind of shit. I really want to say "I'll disappear, I'll go do something else," but I have the stir-crazy energy and there's nothing else for me, especially at night. So, sorry. I'll log out and read from the shadows for a while.
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My hero.
If you're going to make those kinds of allegations, then you're gonna have to show that you can figure out when is the right moment to stick your finger in a girl's butt without asking her first.
Feels weird.
EDIT: I don't really get the fingers in butts conversation. It's not like the awkwardness that would arise from a flub would be insurmountable.
It's not even in your profile. What post did it?
wat
Illegal advice in H/A?
Bwa?
Quid and I were up to Shenanigans and Tom-Foolery last night, is all
I do not want to go in to work tomorrow. Hindsight, I should have scheduled the move for then.
Did you play Eric?
Did you win?
You have heard of the fifth amendment, right?
Is this really the vector to approach this with? How about... posting in that thread? Contacting a mod? Contacting Than?
Figured this would be less formal. Not trying to disrupt the H/A thread either.
Than: Gotcha. I wasn't sure if it was a specific loophole regarding the IRS :P
But tip of the hat -- the man got the better of me.
It's an idiotic statement to say "women are more perceptive than men."
Moving on...
OBORO: What do I do until then.
SISTER: Well ... you can't do anything. You need to see what they say.
OBORO: So I don't see any other doctors until then?
SISTER: Right.
OBORO: Can I stop looking for a job?
SISTER: There's no point, sure.
OBORO: So what do I do.
SISTER: You don't do anything. I said that. Just wait until Monday.
OBORO: Can I have a few dollars so I can get around?
SISTER: Where would you want to go?
OBORO: ...
SISTER: Right! Exactly. So just sit still until Monday. You usually just sit around, anyway.
OBORO: ...
:evil:
Perpetuating tax fraud as opposed to paying what he owes
Yes, I meant that in complete earnestness, too :P
And Than, I think the part he found questionable was the "not telling the whole truth to the IRS" part.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=10979
When I don't sit around, things go awry because of the control she tries to exert. It's just offensive because it's like chaining someone down and then blaming themselves for not walking out the door that they can't reach.
EDIT: On Monday she's going to try and hospitalize me somewhere, but because she doesn't ruin her weekend by driving me there sooner (it's like an hour and a half, two hours round trip) I have to wait until Monday night.
ha I just read that.
Read a book, watch TV, go for a short walk if you're suffocating indoors or some shit, damn.
Heart breaker for life :whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yWTZWtE2yM&feature=related
Murs is kind of a misogynist little dude, though.
What I heard on love line.
but they're listening to every word I say
Celery is cool as ice. Celery would take care of this no problem. It's Oboro's shortcomings that make the idea unpalatable, as usual. It's always what's wrong with me, and never what's wrong with the situation.
EDIT: There are no book stores. The houses here cost millions of dollars. There are no sidewalks for miles at a time. If you don't believe me, I'll pull down the Barnes & Noble and Borders books store finders and you can punch my address in and see for yourself. I have the library, now, I'll give you that. I might mosey on down to that library. It's an idea I've had.
It's just patience.
I have no doubt it might be a shitty situation. I've spent years of my life trying to get out of shitty situations. Four days really isn't shit. So just be patient, and que sera sera. I have no doubt you have every right to feel aggrieved, but bitching over a four day wait is just that -- bitching.
Did someone at least convince you that it's not psychological?