www.omegle.com
This site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see the type of person you run into. Here's a stand-up fellow I just encountered:
Stranger: FBI?
Stranger: ...
You: MI6 actually
Stranger: Oh. Good. Not your jurisdiction.
You: Child predator?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Domestic terrorist.
Stranger: Look, just between you and me....
Stranger: Don't fly into Logan next week, k?
So go out there, SE++, meet some new and interesting people, and report back the results.
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This guy said he would bring some Mike's hard to my parents house if I promised to wear my thong.
You: WHO?
You: O:
Stranger: dont ask questions
Stranger: just do
You: But there's no one else around!
Stranger: yes, yes there is
Stranger: you just have to look harder
You: And my pets are pretty much fine by me.
Stranger: no, the people
Stranger: they are watching
You: Oh well I could probably manage that BRB killin folks :V
You have disconnected.
SAUSAGE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HAM SANDWICH
Stranger: no im a vegetarian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OF COURSE.
Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.
Right over there.
they have
also their phone number is listed on google, why would you do that unknown stranger
ABRA used Teleport
naknaknaknaknak
You: ARE YOU CALLING ME A COWARD
Stranger: yep
You: aw man
was that you? why must you hound me at every step!
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I don't get it
You: I have nine dollars.
Stranger: NINE DORRARS
You: What do I buy?
Stranger: SON OF BITCH AMERICA
Stranger: YOU WANT MIRRION DORRARS
Stranger: TOO BAD HERE BOMB FUCK U
ABRA!!!
Stranger: yellow
You: hiya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i think i did something wrong
It must be some elaborate system of coded responses
let's see!
Thanks for this, I'm finding that all of my best conversations so far have started by yelling HAM SANDWICH.
Stranger: My name is Mike
Stranger: Mike Litoris
You: Well Mr Litoris it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance
You: I hope I don't rub you the wrong way
I got the same person!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
You: No, you're not nearly attractive enough.
You have disconnected.
We talked about the weather and bears.