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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: IM A SHAAAAAAAAAARK!
    Stranger: obama says hi
    Stranger: land shark?
    You: Why would Obama say hi to a shark?
    You: Naw man, pool shark.
    You: Chlorine induced fury.
    Stranger: why aren't you practicing?
    You: Doesn't take much practice to be a shark in a pool, dogg.
    Stranger: i play pocket pool sometimes
    You: I can't play the game of pool, I need to be in the water.
    Stranger: does that count?
    You: My flippers can't handle a cue.
    You: Sure, sure.
    Stranger: or a keyboard
    Stranger: knock knock
    You: Oh, I'm using speech to text
    You: Who's there?
    Stranger: obama
    You: Obama who
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    man i really wanted to know where he was going with that

    mully on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: how big is it?
    Stranger: big is what?
    You: it
    You: how big?
    Stranger: whats it
    You: you know
    You: "it"
    Stranger: no
    You: I need the measurements
    Stranger: of what?
    You: so I know if it will fit in my house
    You: IT!
    Stranger: what are u talking about
    You: I am talking about
    You: It
    Stranger: yaa..whats it
    You: I need to know how big it is
    You: this is very impoirtant
    Stranger: your nuts
    You: this isnt about my nuts
    You: this is about it
    Stranger: no.....ok its big
    You: how big?
    Stranger: 50ft long by 25 wide
    You: no
    You: thats too big
    Stranger: ok
    You: I need you to shorten it
    You: by the legth of two clowns
    Stranger: what
    You: SHORTEN IT BY TWO CLOWNS PLEASE!
    Stranger: how ncan i do that
    You: you didnt bring your tools?
    Stranger: noo
    You: damnit
    Stranger: sorry
    You: and you call yourself a pro
    Stranger: i never said i was a pro
    You: it said in your add
    Stranger: what ad
    You: WE CAN GIVE IT TOO YOU!
    You: anything you want
    You: And I said
    You: I want it
    You: so this is why I called you
    You: But no
    You: you disapoint me always
    Stranger: sorry
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Thats showbissness!

    Bedlam on
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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME

    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: Oh. No, I'm in Texas. I really wish it was your birthday.

    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: yes, I summer there
    Stranger: do you?

    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: are you from austalia?

    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: i.... don't get it

    redfenix on
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the idea of clowns as a standard increment in length measurement

    Fandyien on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ugh I got a pedobear

    Grey Ghost on
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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Me and DrZiplock just met up

    Alpine on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hahahahahahha


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: what's a good color for drapes with a green carpet?
    You: it is essential that I find this out
    Stranger: light blue?
    You: I am picturing that in my head
    You: that is awful what is wrong with you
    Stranger: i just have no idea what drapes are
    You: that is literally worse than the holocaust
    You: everything you are saying is like a type abortion
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Raneados on
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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: hi
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: österreicher?
    You: Okay you win

    Fabricate on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Ahahaha.

    Larlar on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Got one!


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: Hey there
    Stranger: OF COURSE
    You: holy shit.
    Stranger: Fuck yeah
    You: shit yes!
    You: you're not SE++ are you?
    Stranger: No, just an avid fan of the movie Ronin
    Stranger: Haha
    You: you're like my new best friend.
    Stranger: Yeah man, I'm Alpine
    Stranger: I started the thread
    You: hahahahahahahahaha
    You: IT WORKS!
    Stranger: Internets!
    You: it's DrZiplock, man.
    You: we may be the first SE connection on this thing.
    Stranger: Hell yes
    You: the highest of fucking fives.
    Stranger: This is my new favourite social networking site
    You: so....uhh....a/s/l?

    DrZiplock on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Stranger: Hi /b/
    You: Oh fuck right off
    You have disconnected.

    This happens to me quite often. I just try and predict what they are going to say to make them have less fun.

    Which pretty much consists of me telling them they are going to link me rickroll videos right before they send it to me.

    Swill on
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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i got a pedobear and a "pwned" in the same convo, beat that

    Fuga on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Got one!



    You: so....uhh....a/s/l?


    fucking classy. <3

    Metzger Meister on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Stranger: Hi /b/
    You: Oh fuck right off
    You have disconnected.

    This happens to me quite often. I just try and predict what they are going to say to make them have less fun.

    Which pretty much consists of me telling them they are going to link me rickroll videos right before they send it to me.

    You're like the Doctor Manhattan of Omegle

    also I disconnect from boring convos even if they're perfectly nice people

    Grey Ghost on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I like the idea of clowns as a standard increment in length measurement
    sure beats the metric system

    Bedlam on
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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: VIENNA
    Stranger: the game
    :(

    Fuga on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Got one!


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: Hey there
    Stranger: OF COURSE
    You: holy shit.
    Stranger: Fuck yeah
    You: shit yes!
    You: you're not SE++ are you?
    Stranger: No, just an avid fan of the movie Ronin
    Stranger: Haha
    You: you're like my new best friend.
    Stranger: Yeah man, I'm Alpine
    Stranger: I started the thread
    You: hahahahahahahahaha
    You: IT WORKS!
    Stranger: Internets!
    You: it's DrZiplock, man.
    You: we may be the first SE connection on this thing.
    Stranger: Hell yes
    You: the highest of fucking fives.
    Stranger: This is my new favourite social networking site
    You: so....uhh....a/s/l?

    me and crwth hooked up earlier!

    (we are not gay)

    ((or at least i am not))

    Langly on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: VIENNA
    Stranger: 4chan
    You have disconnected.

    Grey Ghost on
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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    You: vienna
    Stranger: Of course
    You: oh man
    You: how does it feel?
    Stranger: Haha
    Stranger: First time today
    You: first time ever :()
    Stranger: Cool
    You: does it feel good?
    Stranger: I'm so excited
    Stranger: What do we do now?
    You: I don't know man
    Stranger: Uh
    You: I didn't expect it to work!
    Stranger: I'm making meatloaf for supper!
    You: I DID NOT PLAN FOR THIS
    Stranger: THIS IS INSANE
    You: YEAH
    Stranger: Mmmm
    You: this kind of loses the charm after this
    Stranger: I think so
    You: I won't disconnect before you though
    You: because that makes me feel like a bastard
    Stranger: It's like winning the game, isn't it?
    Stranger: We could have a mutual disconnect
    You: what do you do after you've won the game?
    Stranger: Keep going for the high score, baby.
    You: it's like
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Burning Organ on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Got one!



    You: so....uhh....a/s/l?


    fucking classy. <3

    I hate wasted opportunities.

    DrZiplock on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Vienna
    Stranger: Fuck me hard
    You: no. why are you so selfish?
    You: maybe I want to get fucked hard.
    Stranger: aww
    Stranger: y not
    You: have you ever thought of that
    Stranger: ok then. u male?
    You: Have you ever thought of MY needs?
    You: Why don't you ever look at me when we make love?
    Stranger: I'm sorry :(
    You: I want a divorce.
    You: I'm keeping the kids.

    Kusuguttai on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: woods
    You: vienna?
    Stranger: a egg
    You: snake?
    Stranger: never gonna let you down
    Stranger: a egg
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    Langly on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: greetings
    Stranger: I got the shakes, bad.
    You: shalom
    You: mmmmm chocolate milkshake
    Stranger: No, I mean like nervous shakes.
    You: never had nervous flavor before
    Stranger: Me either.
    You: do they sell those McDs?
    You: at McDs?
    Stranger: I think I may have consumed fecal matter today
    Stranger: Maybe why I'm freaking out.
    You: sounds like business as usual
    Stranger: May I suckle from your teat of life?
    You: I blame the crafry asians
    You: crafty
    You: you may suckle from the teat of a dead dog
    Stranger: I've been doing some research, I think I ate a strain of Step.
    Stranger: Strep*
    Stranger: Which can eat away at my insides.
    You: internet doctor!
    Stranger: And eventually my outside.
    Stranger: Are you Anon?
    Stranger: Don't lie.
    Stranger: I know when you're lying
    Stranger: Sitting there with your V mask on.
    You: but it will be a glorious sacrifice for the greater good of streptococcus
    Stranger: Yep, you're Anon.
    You: just think of all the happy little baby streptococcus that will have you to thank for the gift of life
    Stranger: They're thanking me.
    Stranger: I can hear them in my head.
    You: bullshit
    You: you can't speak streptococcus
    Stranger: I didn't say I understood them.
    You: you can't even hear them man
    Stranger: Oh lawdy bowss, there be a storm a comin'.
    You: they speak in a wavelength we can't even detect
    Stranger: Please, make them stop.
    Stranger: Speak to them with your tongue in my mouth.
    You: the only solution is to find a homeless hooker and vomit into her pussy
    Stranger: AnonDoctor, you have given me hope.
    You: be sure not to let any leak out
    Stranger: I feel like I've been visited by a /b/rother
    You: fucking /b/tard
    You have disconnected.

    Druhim on
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: are you canadian?
    You: no
    Stranger: i love sausage
    Stranger: thanks
    You: I know a canadian
    You: hes right here
    You: do you have any questions for a canadian?
    Stranger: behind me!!
    Stranger: OH GOD NO!1
    You: jesus
    Stranger: call the policwe!!!
    You: jesus god
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Meta T. Dust on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    You: VIENNA
    Stranger: 4chan
    You have disconnected.

    an eternal battle

    Langly on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: 'ELLO.
    You: EY
    You: GET OUT MY FACE
    Stranger: wrong. wrong. the correct answer is hello.
    Stranger: GET OFF MY PLANET
    You: Woah
    You: I planted my flag in your soil long ago
    Stranger: sounds kinky.
    You: flag being dick, and soil being wife
    Stranger: I am actually a homosexual male, so a "wife" does not apply to me.
    You: That is pretty cool
    You: you can be the soil
    You: my seed can be the seeds
    Stranger: i'll be the pitcher, you can be the catcher.
    You: except nothing will grow
    You: because our bodies would be a sin against god

    Swill on
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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: VIENNA
    Stranger:
    Were no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do i
    A full commitments what Im thinking of
    You wouldnt get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    * never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Weve know each other for so long
    Your hearts been aching
    But youre too shy to say it
    Inside we both know whats been going on
    We know the game and were gonna play it
    Stranger: npt u again
    Stranger: not*
    Stranger: ive just spoke to u

    Fuga on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I enjoyed this one; I think it was one of you guys:
    You: So, I'm cooking, right?
    You: Potatoes, and chicken and rice
    Stranger: Oh...
    You: But the taters are gonna take forever
    Stranger: I'm not sure about that
    You: Why not?
    Stranger: I was sort of in the mood for pork chops
    You: Do you have an aversion to vegetables?
    You: ah
    You: I have those in the freezer
    You: Not thawed, obviously
    Stranger: I guess I also don't consider potatoes a veg when I think about veg
    You: And I'm already committed to the chicken
    Stranger: alternate idea: you can have a slammin' FEAST
    You: Oooooooh, you're good
    Stranger: What time should I be over?
    Stranger: I won't come empty handed
    You: Ehhh, about 6:30 or so
    Stranger: OK if I am a little late just put it under a heating lamp
    You: Yeah, bring a chardonnay or a smokey viognet if you like
    Stranger: Well you know I am in AA
    You: Not too much oak in the wine
    You: oh
    You: dang
    Stranger: but F it, right? food's gonna be good
    You: I did not realize
    You: Oh, totally
    You: Do you need directions?
    Stranger: well, we are neighbors
    You: It's 1600 Pennsylvania, Washington, D.C.
    You: Tell em Barry sent you
    Stranger: oh i see you've moved
    You: Yeah about Jan 20th or so
    You: TONS of yardspace
    Stranger: Weird that I didnt know.
    You: It's been all over the news
    Stranger: Weirder that I didn't get a "we've moved" card from you
    You: Worldwide television coverage should have been the heads up
    You: Didn't you get the e-mail?
    Stranger: YOU KNOW I AM BLIND AND DEAF AND DONT KNOW BRAILLE YET
    You: We went paperless for that one
    You: Man, your dog is amazing!
    Stranger: yes, she is. she really appreciates the compliment
    You: What's that, girl? Is Timmy in the well?
    Stranger: okay, well i have a 20 hour walk ahead of me to get to your house. keep it warm, and i'll see you soon.
    You: Don't forget your dog

    Darth Waiter on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the game

    seems to be a popular opener

    Raneados on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: are you going to be a total fuck up like everyone else ive met this far tonight, or you got something decent to say?
    You: we can just chat
    You: sup?
    Stranger: listening to some music in candle light. how about you?
    You: just ate some pizza bagels, listening to music in sunlight
    Stranger: sun..
    Stranger: cant see any of that here
    You: dungeon? that's cool.
    Stranger: yeah, the only place on earth you cant see the sun in is a dungeon.. thats where i am
    You: i'm just playin' around
    You: so where are you?
    Stranger: doesnt matter.
    You: i guess not
    Stranger: are you pleased with life?
    You: so do you have anything decent to say?
    You: uhm
    You: i would say yes
    You: so far
    You: i am quite pleased
    Stranger: what keeps you going on?
    You: love for another
    You: and fear of death
    You: Oh
    You: and the desire to see those I hate fail and suffer.
    Stranger: you enjoy seeing people suffer?
    You: not all people
    Stranger: but some people
    You: some people, yes.
    Stranger: so much its worth living for? sounds pretty sick to me.
    You: not on it's own, never.
    You: i have love for motivation
    You: death to make sure i press on
    You: and the broken bodies and minds of the weak as my path to walk on
    Stranger: love, how pitful. love makes me sick
    You: ah, but so does hatred it seems
    You: so what pleases you?
    Stranger: oh no, hate is intresting, rage, anger, it can drive a person to do amazing things we could ever dream of before.
    Stranger: nothing pleases me im afraid
    You: hate and love are two sides of the same coin.
    You: one is just far more fragile than the other
    You: and with that i must bid you adieu

    Graves on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    the game

    seems to be a popular opener

    i spoke to one of those people
    it was a girl

    mully on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: vulva
    You: vienna
    Stranger: clitoris
    You: cleveland
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    the game

    seems to be a popular opener


    You: Here is to hoping you don't play "the game"
    You: because the idea of it is very stupid
    Stranger: I lost the game at least 20m times today
    Stranger: 20*
    You: I don't even play
    You: because what kind of game makes you lose if you think
    Stranger: A very confusing one
    You: So how are tricks dogg?
    Stranger: Slammin'
    You: I like doing to tricks like I like to do to my wimmin
    You: slam'them
    Stranger: Ehh.
    Stranger: I'm gay.

    Swill on
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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yay I met someone from se.

    Fuga on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Stranger: woods
    You: vienna?
    Stranger: a egg
    You: snake?
    Stranger: never gonna let you down
    Stranger: a egg
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    PiptheFair on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Vienna.
    Stranger: OF COURSE
    You: <3
    You: <3
    You: <3
    You: <3
    You: se++?
    Stranger: I'M A MISTERY

    heh.

    desc on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Ninja?
    You: what are your thoughts on euthanasia
    You: i am not a ninja
    You: euthaninja?
    Stranger: lose
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    was i supposed to say yes? i dont know the appropriate response..

    mully on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    the game

    seems to be a popular opener

    i spoke to one of those people
    it was a girl

    I'm getting lots of "Playing The Game"

    and "Lost on the last boss of The Game."


    I keep suggesting the contra code.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: wacha
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    fucking, not even trying here

    Mysst on
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So who am I talking about Phil Collins with?

    Bad-Beat on
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