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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: hi!
    Stranger: guys make me nervous
    You: That's because we murder women.
    Stranger: Well I can be pretty dangerous myself
    You: Is it because you kill women too?
    Stranger: no I kill men
    Stranger: with my bod
    You: Is it because you're fat?
    You: Do you sit on them?
    Stranger: oh yeah sooooo obese
    Stranger: jk
    You: Have you tried not being fat?
    Stranger: Im not really fat thanks
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Callius on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Vienna.
    Stranger: I accidentally my whole ipod.
    Stranger: Is this bad?
    You: You accidentally what?
    Stranger: My Ipod.
    You: Throw a verb in there, son.
    Stranger: Lost
    Stranger: The Game
    You: That does sound bad, yeah.
    Stranger: What do you think about marijuana?
    You: It makes for a tasteful living room plant.
    You: Or a lovely garden variety.
    Stranger: Would you smoke it?
    You: I might, yes

    And then he proceeded to type eight lines of "fat" followed by a racial slur for an African American fellow. Then he hung up.

    Jimothy on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man no one has known vienna yet for me

    Langly on
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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Has anybody ended up talking to somebody from here yet?

    That would be strange

    Fabricate on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: tell me your secrets!
    You: nah
    You have disconnected.

    Larlar on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    Fuck this dudes talking about CoD4 METZ YOU FUCKER

    aint me dawg.

    Metzger Meister on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am having a conversation right now about how a world without undies would be sheer anarchy

    also to catch a predator

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: whats happening
    Stranger: oh word?
    You: I am bored out my mind.
    Stranger: maybe i can help
    You: Hello stranger.
    Stranger: BUT FIRST.....
    Stranger: what race are you?!
    You: That is irrelevant!
    Stranger: sooo
    Stranger: not white

    Strange folks lurking the internet.

    transistorsect on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    haha orik you sure did have a good haha conversation with haha her haha

    mully on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: VIENNA
    Stranger: vienna
    You: what
    Stranger: OF COURSE
    You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: delicious
    You: this is the greatest day
    Stranger: yes it is

    crwth on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God dammit.
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi.
    You: vienna!
    Stranger: i have hit points
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Howdy.
    Stranger: HI! OMG
    You: ZOMG
    You: O:
    Stranger: DO U WANT TO BE BFF?
    You: FUCK YES.
    You: LET'S PARTY.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I THOUGHT WE WERE BFF!

    Metzger Meister on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: I like undies
    You: well
    You: undies are a hell of a garment
    Stranger: They are
    You: where would human progress be
    You: without undies?
    You: WHERE, I ASK YOU? WHERE?
    Stranger: I saw this documentary on undies...
    Stranger: WOW
    Stranger: we'd be screwed with out them
    You: Yes
    You: I am pretty sure it would be sheer anarchy
    Stranger: absolutely
    Stranger: people burning people in the streets
    Stranger: IF THERE WERE STREETS
    Stranger: think about it
    Stranger: who would build streets if there were no undies?
    You: dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
    You: No one
    You: why would you go anywhere
    You: without undies
    Stranger: marshmallows stepping on churches
    You: paintings corrupting foreigners
    Stranger: horrible to think about
    Stranger: damn foreigners
    You: They love art so much
    You: they are willing to kill
    Stranger: and so corruptable
    You: I think it's the accent
    Stranger: I'll accent you in a minute
    You: is
    Stranger: undies are capable of accenting things too
    You: was that sexual
    Stranger: no
    You: okay phew
    Stranger: were you hoping it was?
    You: because I ain't falling for no elaboate to catch a predator traps
    You: all bringing me in with talk of undies and ghostbusters
    Stranger: I know
    Stranger: I don't want any of this ," can you have a seat right here..."
    You: it's horrible
    You: I mean, I've already fallen for it once
    Stranger: Yeah, like I'm going to sit down
    You: but never again
    You: NEVER AGAIN
    Stranger: sucker
    Stranger: never park in the driveway
    You: look it was the house like 3 doors down.
    You: why not give it a shot
    You: I got tasered on my front lawn
    You: the neighbors all came out
    You: it was horrible
    Stranger: you didn't see the camera crews setting up earlier in the day?
    Stranger: I hope you were wearing your undies
    You: no they are devious
    You: and man I totally wore my undies
    Stranger: bastards
    You: gotta use them to impress the ladies
    Stranger: tighty whiteys
    Stranger: OH YEAH !
    You: some tasteful shots of my bottom
    You: to get their engines running
    Stranger: I have this leapord bannana hamock
    Stranger: ...
    You: only one
    You: ?
    You: that is no good
    Stranger: only onbe in leapord
    Stranger: *one
    You: oh okay
    Stranger: I have one that's zebra print with blue sequense
    Stranger: it causes chaffing
    You: I was about to say
    You: sequins have to chafe
    Stranger: especially in tight jeans
    You: man you wear tight jeans?
    You: FRIENDSHIP OVER
    You have disconnected.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: fuck you
    You: Awesome!
    Stranger: balls out?
    You: All out
    You: I actually couldn't get them out enough so I slit my sack open and popped 'em out
    Stranger: count of 3?
    Stranger: woah
    Stranger: ill smash a hammer off ur sack
    You: Yeah, they popped out like two cherries
    You: I don't have a sack left =(
    Stranger: can i smash them?
    You: Go ahead
    You: but only if you clean up afterwards
    You: my mom gets upset when my testicle juice goes all over her counter.
    Stranger: ill kill her
    Stranger: open your mouth, i need to shit
    You: Woah woah woah hold up
    You: is it a squirter?
    You: or a loafer?
    Stranger: both!
    You: You're magical!
    Stranger: i know
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Callius on
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: I was just croching right behind the guy
    Stranger: yeah
    You: yeah
    Stranger: sticking to the guy
    Stranger: behind him
    You: i had to look at his ass for like an hour
    Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDD
    You: it was on my face
    You: I was like this is really something, hiding ya know
    You: Realistic butt hiding missions
    You: COD4
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: hahahahahaha
    Stranger: CoD4 - Smell the butt.
    You: game comes with butt samples
    You: so you can scratch and sniff the ass
    You: while your sniffin ass in game
    You: its like being there
    Stranger: and radioactive uranium
    Stranger: so you can feel like it\
    You: so its like your being irradiated

    Meta T. Dust on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is so cool. Having conversations now.

    Swill on
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh god no we just started talking about weed

    Why Did the connection implode? NOOOOOOO!

    He was gonna reveal the secret to growing the dankest of weed out of a sock.

    Meta T. Dust on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: hi im einstein
    You: will you marry me?
    Stranger: when
    You: NOW
    Stranger: sorry but i have a wedding today
    You: oh
    You: when are you free?
    Stranger: aaaask me on thursday
    You: ok

    Graves on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    awww..someone just called me the N word.

    And not in a complimentary fashion.

    DrZiplock on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Are you fat?
    You: I don't talk to fatties.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im obese
    You: Fuck
    You have disconnected.

    Callius on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man would you really smoke sock weed

    crwth on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: stranger, how do I know if I have the clap?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    now I'll never know

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    man would you really smoke sock weed

    It was a sacred technique used by monks, which is why they wore sandals without socks cause that shits not really comfy.

    That Hot Feet weed was callin.

    Meta T. Dust on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    i'm in love with this service.
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey. vienna?
    Stranger: no, mark
    Stranger: you?
    You: oh, sorry. i'm looking for vienna. we met once and now i'm trying to find her again
    You: so many things left unsaid
    Stranger: oh shit, well what does she look like?
    You: i'm john. how are you, mark?
    Stranger: i'm pretty good man
    Stranger: how is your day going?
    Stranger: being productive?
    You: i don't know. we met so briefly, connected on this service and then lost. now we're trying to reconnect, like businessmen passing in a crowd at rush hour, hoping to bump into the right person
    You: i'm having a pretty good day, yeah. had a couple panic attacks, so i'm not tha tproductive, but i feel pretty good now.
    Stranger: thats why you have to swich info
    Stranger: you only get one shot most times
    You: yeah, man. one shot, regret forever. we shouldn't take that chance.
    You: what's your email, mark? let's check up on each other in a year
    You: mine's *an email*
    Stranger: haha, don't think so
    You: seriously. what if we meet in an airport bar some day and get to talking about weird experiences on the internet.
    You: and then, wait, that was you? john? mark?
    Stranger: that'd be pretty cool
    Stranger: where you from?
    You: it would. but we'd have no way to stay in touch, because you didn't give your email to me. send me an email, mark.
    You: i'm from canada. how about you?
    Stranger: maybe later. i'm in the bay area
    Stranger: california
    You: oh, cool. do you know my friend bel? she's blonde and draws herself as a bee a lot
    You: i realize this is pretty thin stuff
    Stranger: um, city please?
    Stranger: i know lots of bels
    You: lemme check fb really quick
    You: *a city*
    Stranger: naw, not even close to me
    Stranger: where in canada are you?
    You: dang.
    You: i live in windsor, ontario. we have the highest unemployment rate in canada
    Stranger: awesome. is kingston in ontario?
    Stranger: i forget
    You: yeah
    You: why?
    Stranger: i have family there
    Stranger: on a place called draper lake
    You: aw, sweet. i'll drop by and be like 'mark says hi'
    You: and then leave again
    Stranger: haha pick up a couple geocaches along the way
    You: and then i'll come back and ask for your email. i want your email, mark
    You: yeah, man. gps in hand.
    Stranger: sorry brah, won't do it.
    You: dag, yo. crushed. brutally.
    Stranger: i know i know
    You: well, you have mine should the curiosity strike you.
    Stranger: but there's lots of good people out there
    You: thanks, man. maybe someday i'll find vienna again.
    Stranger: tangible people, not internets people
    You: it's been good talking, mark. i'll miss you.
    Stranger: alright brah, good luck to ya

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Are you fat?
    You: I don't talk to fatties.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im obese
    You: Fuck
    You have disconnected.

    :<

    Metzger Meister on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    part one of the titor chronicles
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hey hey!
    You: what's up?
    Stranger: not much
    You: where do you live? just curious to see who omegle connected me with
    Stranger: ireland....you?
    You: the states
    You: technically the eastern federation
    Stranger: cool what part?
    You: you're lucky you know
    You: no homeland security
    You: open airports
    You: free as a bird compared to me
    You: sorry get a little depressed sometimes
    You: how's it in ireland?
    Stranger: not exactly.....i live in dublin its a pretty big city.....chin up its not too bad!
    You: yeah, I guess you're right
    You: it's hard living in a refugee camp though
    You: there's not enough water or food
    You: you don't have that problem over the pond I bet
    Stranger: no i dont... we are lucky i spose were such a small country
    You: yeah, the isles got lucky during the bombings
    Stranger: is it really hard in the refugee camp?
    You: it's pretty bad
    You: there are a lot of people here
    You: I managed to shimmy up a telecom pole to see how far the camp stretches
    You: all the way to the horizon, I found out
    Stranger: oh...how long have you been there for?
    You: about three months so far
    You: after the bombings I stayed in my apartment for a while
    You: but then the army came through and pushed all of us into Camp Liberty
    Stranger: and do you know when you'll get out?
    You: no idea
    You: it takes weeks to get a appointment to see the camp commander
    You: and I really don't want to risk pissing off the guards
    You: OH SHIT oh my god
    Stranger: oh god that's terrible! if you dont mind me asking.....how have you access to a computer?
    Stranger: whats wrong?
    You: just checked the news
    You: they announced that they're making a push into the central states
    Stranger: what does that mean?
    You: that means a fresh wave of conscriptions
    You: I need to hide so I don't get conscripted
    You: goddamn it
    Stranger: god i didnt realise these things were going on
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: nineteen
    You: no wait
    You: twenty
    You: I turned twenty two weeks ago
    You: it's hard to remember
    You: how do you not know this is happening?
    You: I mean
    Stranger: is that all? and have you any family?
    Stranger: oh i kinda live in my own world
    You: I don't know if I do anymore, everything got mixed up
    You: after the bombings
    You: but you have to wear a mask, right? didn't london get hit during the bombings?
    Stranger: when?what bombings?
    Stranger: and no i've never had to wear a mask
    You: wait
    You: this is going to sound really weird
    You: but just trust me
    You: what year is it
    Stranger: 2009
    You: ...
    You: no way
    Stranger: yes it is
    You: it's 2019
    Stranger: what year did you think it was?
    You: there is no fucking way that this is happening
    Stranger: i'm sorry but how did you think this was 2019?
    You: what the fuck are you on
    You: this isn't funny
    Stranger: i think the more appropriate question would be what the fuck are you on?
    You: look
    Stranger: you're full of it, seriously! there's no refugee camp at all
    Stranger: i knew it!
    You: look all I know is that there is no way that this is possible
    You: and that I'm probably talking to a crazy person
    You: oh well
    Stranger: this is getting old buddy
    You: yeah well same to you
    Stranger: ok find me a news story from 2019 and give me the link for it
    Stranger: god i feel slow for ever having fallen for this!
    You: I can't even access news sites
    You: homeland security, see
    Stranger: sure you cant......they dont even exist in the post apocolyptic world of 2019, right?
    You: they exist
    You: government controlled and monitored
    You: you don't believe me obviously
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: lay off the magic mushrooms
    You: you think I can get drugs here
    You: that's precious
    Stranger: im not stupid
    You: obviously you're a man of great intelligence
    You: believing that it's 2009 and all
    Stranger: i'm not a man....
    You: oh well I'm sorry then, miss
    You: but the point stands that either one of us is mentally unbalanced or this conversation belongs in the realm of science fiction
    Stranger: out of interest, have you fooled anyone with this yet?
    You: I'd have the same question for you
    You: but it would be pointless, wouldn't it
    Stranger: yeah quite a few of us believe that it's 2009
    You: ha
    You: well
    You: give it 10 years
    Stranger: ok....but then youll think its 2029
    You: but you'll believe that it's 2019
    You: and that's the crucial date, isn't it
    Stranger: why?
    You: because six months ago world war three started
    You: you're either incredibly deluded or you literally live in the year 2009, which I find hard to believe somehow
    Stranger: a little from column A, a little from column B
    You: great
    Stranger: indeed....but luckily for you, im building my time machine prototype
    You: bring some food
    You: also a rad suit
    You: you'll need it
    You: remember me in ten years
    You: shine on, you nutball

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: Hey
    You: OH GOD
    Stranger: what happened?
    You: IS IT STILL RAPE IF I WORE A CONDOM?
    You: SHE SAID YES
    You: BUT SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Hey
    Stranger: yes?
    You: Oh sorry did I disturb you?
    Stranger: Good afternoon, this is Dell computers, and my name is Chuck. How can i help you today?
    You: Hi Chuck I've got the Dell XPS series laptop here and it's running extremely hot since I uninstalled a 3rd party fan regulator
    Stranger: Okay
    Stranger: have you tried rebooting your laptop?
    You: Yeah, of course
    Stranger: Okay sir one moment please
    You: Is there a chance I uninstalled the proprietary fan regulation software by accident?
    Stranger: May i have your serial key please?
    Stranger: The serial key will be located underneath your laptop
    You: Sure, one moment
    You: PSMAOC-JG200E
    Stranger: Thankyou sir
    You: Sorry, I burnt my finger trying to lift the laptop up
    Stranger: One moment please while i check your details on our database
    Stranger: Im sorry to hear that sir.
    Stranger: Have you purchased the 2 year extended warranty?
    You: I'd like to speak to your lawyers after this as well, in regards to my injury
    You: No, I did not, but I've only had it for a few weeks.
    Stranger: That's not a problem sir, i'll redirect you to our legal team.
    Stranger: Thankyou for calling Dell
    You: Thank you Charles
    Stranger: My name's Chuck

    Alpine on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am chatting with someone who thought "Vienna" meant that I was from Vienna.

    Stranger: hello from America!

    So I decided to humor this person.

    Now we are here:

    Stranger: how is Austria?
    Stranger: I have relatives there, i think
    Stranger: my great garandfater was born there, somewhere

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You: Guten tag.
    Stranger: ello
    You: How are you today?
    Stranger: tired
    You: That's no good! Why are you tired, friend?
    You: Not sleeping well?
    Stranger: oh so we're friends, eh
    You: I'm everyone's friend.
    You: Everyone except those fucking Coloradans.
    You: Fucking Colorado.
    Stranger: what's wrong with colorado
    You: Mainly the people of Colorado.
    Stranger: i've been there before
    You: All driving here to Wyoming and being huge dicks.
    You: :|
    You: All crowding up our camp sites and lakes.
    You: All... all doin stuff.
    You: It's a nice enough place, minus Denver.
    You: But damn.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Have you seen Russia?
    You: why
    You: have you lost it?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: man you better find it
    Stranger: Yeah I know.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jesus orik youre making life connections here

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I actually really like this dude I'm talking to

    this service is fantastic

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: howdy
    You: So I was balls deep in this guys ass, right?
    Stranger: good for you!!
    You: When all of a sudden, he asks for a sandwich when I finish
    You: So I'm all, "Fuck no, I aint no fag."
    Stranger: did you supply the mayo anyway?
    You: Of course

    monsterror on
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Vienna?
    Stranger: bonjour
    You: oh hi
    Stranger: bonjour, comment ca va?
    You: merci bo cou
    You: I dont know french you frenchy
    You: Cause we won the war
    Stranger: mdr
    You: now speak english
    Stranger: que? yo no hablo ingles
    You: hey
    You: heeeey
    Stranger: hablo espanol xd
    You: wait a second
    Stranger: i'm just fuckin with you lol

    and then seconds after this post:

    You: so what is up
    Stranger: i herd u liek mudkipz
    You: god damnit

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: a 59 year old lady just showed me her tits
    You: This could either be awesome or horrible
    You: Were they like pancakes made of old, decaying paper?
    Stranger: oh it was awesome, i'll tell you that much
    Stranger: they weren't as bad as you'd expect
    Stranger: then again, i have absolutely no standards
    You: Well
    Stranger: so take what i say with a grain of salt
    You: tits is tits
    Stranger: yeah, they were like good fixer upper tits... kind of beat up, but a layer of my semen would tidy them right up
    You: But that's just like adding shelack to a decaying wall
    You: sometimes you have to tear down the wall and redo the framing
    Stranger: well you do what you gotta do when times are hard
    You: what I'm saying is that you should chop off her tits and give her new ones.
    Stranger: if i had that kind of power, every woman in the world would be walking around with a perfect set of DD's
    You: I read an article the other day that they're starting medical trials in Britain to use stem cells to grow tits.
    You: no lie
    You: The future is going to be awesome, my friend. It will be awesome.
    Stranger: god bless those brits
    Stranger: those are the priorities i'd like to see here in america
    You: Precisely.
    Stranger: fuck federal bailouts and bankruptcies
    Stranger: LET'S MAKE TITS BIGGER
    You: Let's convert Wyoming to a giant tit growing vat.
    Stranger: sounds like a plan. we're in agreement. let's go double team some hoes
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    how many times can someone get asked a/s/l in a day?

    let's see!

    This is like that "how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop" thing, isn't it?

    Only instead of biting into it, you shoot yourself in the fucking face

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: 'ello
    You: what's cookin, good lookin?
    Stranger: not much. u
    You: I came about the job.
    You: oh my god you are so slow
    Stranger: oh right, yeah. what u wanna know?
    You: do i have to be able to type faster than you?
    Stranger: i dont know do you?
    You: you are the worst boss ever, Socrates.
    Stranger: ah well, nevermind
    Stranger: you'll live.
    You: you are the worst Socrates ever, Boss.
    Stranger: *yawn*
    You have disconnected.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just had a delightful food and cinema based conversation with a student from Northern Ireland.

    My faith in humanity has been restored.

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    DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    waited a good long time for the other dude to say anything. I got bored.

    You: oh no
    You: I've found someone with no fingers
    You: you poor soul, never to type again
    You: feel the freedom of plastic under tips
    Stranger: WO
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i love porn
    Stranger: sorry i was jerking off
    You: and now its ruined

    Drijen on
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