Omegle - Talk to Strangers

Alpine

Stranger: Hi.
You: Good afternoon, kind sir
Stranger: How're you doing?
Stranger: Also it's the night-time.
You: Splendid but for the snow on the ground here.
Stranger: Snow is a wonderful thing.
Stranger: It brings out the best in people.
You: Not in my town, we have a local gang of street toughs called the Blizzard Boyzz, who murder plough drivers during nighttime snowfall
You: It is our curse to bear, but our property taxes are exceptionally low

Metzger Meister

Stranger: KARR!
You: BYAH!
Stranger: KARR!
You: BYAH!
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Larlar

Kazhiim wrote: »

You: I am vengance
You: I am the night
You: I
You: AM
You: BATMAN
Stranger: I like guns
You: I don't use guns
You: unless you count grappling hooks
You: so, uh
You: seen any good crimes lately
You: maybe a riddle you need solved
Stranger: If shot out of a gun, then yes.
You: The Joker tends to shoot things out of guns
Stranger: The crime of Obama being president. can you look into that?
You: oh no
You: personally, I think he's clayface
You: I mean did you see him sweat the other day
Stranger: Will you take the job?
You: Of course
You: I have my bat-congressional inquiry right here on my utility belt
Stranger: Good to hear. I want to know how 52% of America could be that dumb.
Stranger: We need a new congress too.
You: perhaps the mad hatter has placed mind control chips on all of them!
You: It's a conspiracy between all the evil-doers of gotham!
Stranger: Usually is.
You: I need to talk to Nightwing about this.
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Holy shit, you are outstanding.

Darth Waiter

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Stranger: Jello!
You: Hello, MTV Land
You: I enjoy jello as well
Stranger: I love jello
Stranger: i had it with lunch
You: Can't beat it
Stranger: nope
Stranger: well
Stranger: except maybe with cock
You: You could
Stranger: man, i love the cock
You: do that
You: I'm happy for you
Stranger: do you have a cock?
You: Last time I checked....
Stranger: how big is it?
You: It's been at least 20 minutes
Stranger: the bigger it is, the more i love it
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You: THIS MAN IS JOKING
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tard
You: Yes, but my mommy says i'm smart
Stranger: that's nice of her to
Stranger: say
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Richard M. Nixon

You: VIENNA
Stranger: I cannot tell you the number of people who got that wrong
Stranger: SAUSAGE
You: of course!
Stranger: +1

The Lovely Bastard

Stranger: Hi im 17 female and horny. Who are you?
You: not a 17 female, nor horny
Stranger: what are u then
You: smart enough to not fall for tricks. you ain't getting me again, Chris Hansen
You: never again

John Matrix

I'm currently having a vital discussion regarding Omelettes.

Stranger: Would you be interested in forming an Omelette Analysis Committee with someone such as myself?
Stranger: We can form an omelette philosophical discussion group

Richard M. Nixon

guys i found zeguna! i don't know who that is, but apparently he is on the boards.

QuestionMarkMan

You: Is it safe?
Stranger: n-no... it isnt! TO THA PANIC ROOM!
Stranger: NOW!
You: Is it safe?
Stranger: BEFORE I PANIC!
You: Is it safe?
Stranger: ugh... sure
You: Now
You: this is a story all about how
You: my life got twisted upside down
Stranger: And I'd like to take a minute
Stranger: Just sit right there
Stranger: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

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Stranger: looking for people from New Zealand
You: DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
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Snowbeat

operation titor is a go

Zeguna

I am totally chatting with Nixon.

Orikaeshigitae

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You: vienna
Stranger: WAZUP MAYNE?
You: vienna
Stranger: sausage
You: vienna
Stranger: sausag
You: vienna
Stranger: mudkipz?
You: vienna
Stranger: ITC: Trolls trolling trolls
You: vienna
Stranger: you type slow
You: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienan
You: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
You: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: vienna
Stranger: TROLL
You: vienna
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mully

i hope this ruined his day

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You: VIENNA.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: AS?
Stranger: USA
You: 25FCanada
Stranger: cool
You: And you?
Stranger: 40 m USA
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Richard M. Nixon

Stranger: Hello there
You: I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions
Stranger: austria, or delicious cookie?
You: and I'd like them answered immediately
Stranger: um
You: firstly
You: who is your daddy
You: and what does he do
Stranger: you are a very demanding chatter
Stranger: my daddy is dead
Stranger: so he doesnt do much
You: he... decomposes
You: i guess?

Langly

i wanted the stranger to get the first word here, but we just sat at the blank page for tooo long and I broke.

You: silent treatment, eh?
You: or perhaps a mute?
You: do you know sign language?
You: morse code?
Stranger: Do you like things in you?
You: like...organs?
Stranger: perhaps
You: i mean i like my organs but it's a pretty exclusive club in there
You: sometimes gatorade is also in me
Stranger: what about baby paste?
You: is it colgate for children or smashed peas or the squishy essence of mashed infants?

but he never replied, so i just hung up

Darth Waiter

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You: Hello, is there anything in the fridge?
You: Like some Mountain Dew?
You: I'm terribly thirsty.
Stranger: mountain dew kills your sperm
You: Well, I knew there was a reason to drink it so much.
Stranger: you disgust me
You: I disgust many people
You: It's part of my not-charm
Stranger: ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Jimothy

Stranger: hi, You
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: I get my staff
You: I cast +2aw forget it.
Stranger: Y
Stranger: WHY
Stranger: WHYY
Stranger: I cast +69 ecstacy
You: Look, we can't both be wizards.
Stranger: Fine
You: Then we're just playing Harry Potter or something.
Stranger: I'm a witch now
You: You are definitely witcher than me. Are you the witchest?
Stranger: I get my wand which is oddly shaped as if it were an object used from self-pleasure
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Meta T. Dust

Fuck I got rick rolled

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Stranger: hi
You: Vienna
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: brb feeding my mudkips
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: oh ok
You: dont want those to get hungry
Stranger: ok back
You: they all fed
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You: FUCK
You: wait thats pretty cool
Stranger: WAIT HELLS YEAH
Stranger: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED XD
Stranger: XD
You: i noticed
You: like awhile ago
Stranger: Please wait while we locate your IP address.
You: sure thing
Stranger: Crime: Attempted grooming of a minor.
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You: I heard ya the first time

Langly

Stranger: hi
You: Vienna
Stranger: Geneva
You: London
Stranger: Bridge
You: Moldova
Stranger: chocolate
You: WRONG
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The Lovely Bastard

You: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
Stranger: Hey!
You: CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE
Stranger: FROM THE GANG NI**AS WITH ATTITUDE
You: racist
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Jimothy

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You: Gayer than Oscar-- boom, roasted.
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Monkeyfeet

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You: vienna
Stranger: what's in vienna?
Stranger: vienna fingers?
You: are those cookies?
Stranger: yes indeed
You: the long vanilla things right?
Stranger: yes those are the ones!
Stranger: are you also a vienna finger enthusiast?
You: they also have saussages
You: they are pretty good
Stranger: i've catalogued vienna fingers for over 24 years
Stranger: meticulous records
You: what goes into these records?
Stranger: length, distribution per package, weight, optimal builds for removal of one side without damaging the frosting
You: oh wow
Stranger: it's a lot more complicated than you'd figure
You: is this a hobby?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: there's a fairly robust community
You: you aren't getting paid for this?
Stranger: we meet every year in st paul, minnesota
Stranger: no these are all people who do this for fun
Stranger: it's like any other hobby
You: like a viennacon
Stranger: FingerCon08 was pretty good
Stranger: i met my wife at the 1985 con
You: it seems like people would show up because of the name
You: and be really dissapointed to find out it is only about cookies
Stranger: the wrong people, sometimes
Stranger: we usually have to keep security on retainer for that reason
Stranger: it's an expensive hobby, however, and it tends to attract those with a large income
Stranger: so usually it's not a big deal

Metzger Meister

Fucking pedobear.

mully

im having a conversation about underwear and tear-away pants and nothing remotely dirty has come up

John Matrix

Um, wow.

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Stranger: Hi
You: So I told her; "If you're still in Monday, that's SOO last week" and then she said
You: oh
You: hi
Stranger: It's monday today!
Stranger: 24 is on tonight I love that show
Stranger: Do you watch any TV?
You: I've never seen an episode before, sadly
You: I'm more of a House, M.D. person
Stranger: Yeah man I love House (no homo)
You: I would have his babies
Stranger: Surprisingly I haven't seen a single episode of Season 2
Stranger: But I have seen all the rest including this season so far
Stranger: I wonder if he is still potent :S
You: 2 was pretty good, I think that's when they had some sort of story arc involving house and the cute female Dr.
You: It would probably be angriest sex in the history of ever.
Stranger: Spoilers? :OOOO
You: and the shortest, can't imagine oxygen deprived ligaments woul...
You: oh shit
You: then he gets shot
You: and the hospital burns to the ground
Stranger: cane rape
You: hahah
You: He's going to eat Cuddy's baby pretty soon, I'm sure.
Stranger: I want candy canes now. Why can't they sell them year round?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: House wouldn't eat a baby
You: Conspiracy
You: the last thing the Communists want us to do is have sugar highs all year
Stranger: DIRTY COMMIES
Stranger: *Shakes fist*
You: they're only made in Communist countries such as Greenland and the UK
Stranger: The UK is a communist country? never knew haha
You: Yes. We documented fact. Also, anyone from Bognor Regis is a life-long party member from birth.
Stranger: :1
You: Local by-law or something.
Stranger: Do you play Team Fortress 2?
You: No
Stranger: ooooooooooooomegle
Stranger: I wonder if omlette.com exists
You: This is an odd service
Stranger: I want to buy the domain
Stranger: The omlette Express?
Stranger: That's gay. I would have a freaking huge omelette site with more omelettes than you could ever imagine
Stranger: On your own, that is.
Stranger: Because thanks to my high-res image documentation, you would be able to see what 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 omelettes look like
You: Yes, the combined imaginings of two or more people regarding omlettes would probably crash the interwebs by blocking the tubes.
Stranger: They would stretche from here to Neptune and back
You: Only Neptune?
Stranger: Well
You: Clearly you haven't done your research
Stranger: It goes there AND back
You: market demand calls for at least Alfa Centuri
Stranger: I meant stretch* lol
Stranger: Market demand =/= the imaginings of a single person
You: oh the old round-trip omlette plan?
Stranger: No one could depict the entire amount of market demand for omelettes
Stranger: Yessir. It'd be pointless and rather unimaginative to say that omelettes would reach from here to a little past Pluto
You: You're limiting your mind to a three-dimensional universe.
Stranger: Neptune and back is more fun to say, as well as picture
Stranger: omelettes... in time?!
You: What about sub-space? Dark matter? The graphical representations there for an individual representation of omlette awesomeness would be phenominal.
You: How else would you eat them?? Time would HAVE to be a necessary part of any equation.
Stranger: What about 5-dimentional omelettes, where the omelettes are freely jumping from one possible outcome to another. Some omlettes would be green pepper ones, and the next instant they become sausage omelettes.
You: WOW.
You: Now we're on to the something
Stranger: Would you be interested in forming an Omelette Analysis Committee with someone such as myself?
Stranger: We can form an omelette philosophical discussion group
You: Some omlettes might temporarily exist in the same space at the same time and create a paradox that may either destroy the universe or make scrambed egg.
You: I would be honored to be a founding member of this committee.
You: But, one question.
Stranger: where the finest minds in the entire universe converge to discuss matters of incredible importance
You: Penny Arcade?
Stranger: I don't read webcomics much. I do like 2pstart from time to time I suppose.
You: There can be only possible outcome to our mental travails, however, Omlettes would invetitably take over our galaxy.
Stranger: It...
Stranger: It has already begun my good sir.
You: /tear.
You: It's so awful yet.... so beautiful.
You: Like being consumed by a giant sulphur-smelling golden sun.
Stranger: I just discovered "omelette" can also be spelled "omelet".
Stranger: Feels like I just divided by 0
Stranger: :S
You: That's madness.
Stranger: Agreed wholeheartedly
You: This is EXACTLY why the Committee must get its vital work underway.
Stranger: But... Shall it be named the Omelette Analysis Committee or Omelet AC?
Stranger: Either is correct.
Stranger: But which is RIGHT?
You: The former.
You: WAIT.
You: Don't you see?
Stranger: See what?
You: We've already fallen into the Omelette overlord's trap!
You: "Omegle"
You: There can be no room for errors now.
You: They're onto us.
Stranger: We can't make it out of here alive.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: They've got me
You: I propose some sort of Butch-Cassidy style ending to the committee
You: Or Saving Private Ryan
You: we can be the last fallen protectors of the bridge that links our two words
You: You on the bridge with a .45 and I being riddled with machine gun rounds from the oncoming Omelette onslaught.
Stranger: I WON'T LET YOU DIE
Stranger: You must consume them before they consume YOU
You: TOO LATE, BLOW THE BRIDGE, BLOW IIIIIIITTT!!
Stranger: *BLOWS UP BRIDGE*
Stranger: *Stops time with asterisks*
Stranger: *Saves you*
Stranger: *unfreezes time*
You: *Is remarkably unharmed*
Stranger: This has been quite the day
Stranger: WE SAVED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
You: Saving the known universe was our destiny.
You: Quite.
Stranger: Until we meet again?
You: Also, I appreciated the Half-Life 2-esque ending
Stranger: LOL YAAAAAAAAA
You: Indeed, I'm sure our immortal souls shall once again meet and defeat the next threat to humanity's survival.
Stranger: It is the only way
You: You, sir, are a true warrior of the people.
Stranger: And you, Sir Stranger
You: *Salute, 21-gun salute, flypast by the world's air force*
Stranger: *lame copypasta*
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You: Pan out to girl on swing staring at drop of dew. Drop of dew falls to the ground and our universe collapses in upon itself.
Stranger: Camera still somehow exists, capturing the imploding universe
You: At which point we transend film and experience the moment through light and electro magetic vibrations. It is altogether overwhelming.
Stranger: We rub our eyes and discover that it was all a dream. But wait, what's this?
Stranger: A single strand of cheese, with a little bit of what seems to be egg particles attached.
You: !
You: Breakfast approaches!
You: To arms!
Stranger: *Grabs a fork and a glass*
You: I can't save the universe twice in one day.
You: Besides, it not OUR turn.
Stranger: Zoom in on Stranger's twinkling eye and fade out to black. The credits begin to roll.
You: Ennio Morricone has scored the credits.
You: The Universe rejoices and is at peace for the next 24.5 million years.
You have disconnected.

Meta T. Dust

Talking about Albert Hofmann with a dude

Jimothy

I tried to just post the lyrics to "I'm On a Boat" and they hung up on me.

Larlar

I can't wait until someone posts a chatlog that they unwittingly had with another forumer.

Metzger Meister

You: Howdy.
Stranger: i want to bone you
You: Rad!
Stranger: reli reli hard
You: I'll just lay down and close my eyes.
Stranger: it wud be like a beautiful dream
You have disconnected.

mully

me too, larlar

Monkeyfeet

Stranger: kick me in the balls
You: I was going to
You: but then you asked
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kazhiim

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what did one snowman say to the other, brotha?
Stranger: Thanks for holding, how may I direct your call?
You: walt
You: call walt
You: WAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTT
Stranger: walt is not in
Stranger: may I take a message?
You: yes
Stranger: or put you through to his Voicemail?
You: They. Took. My. Son.
You: They took my son!
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: who?
You: the others!
Stranger: no, who's your son
You: tom and his fake fakey beard beard
You: Walt
You: WAAAAAAAALLLLLLT
Stranger: Walt is your son
You: They took my boy!
Stranger: Is he about 6 years old?
You: His name is walt. He's ten years old.
You: They took him.
Stranger: oh, I have a 6 year old named walt here
You: WALT?
You: MY BOY
Stranger: yeah...but he's 6
Stranger: not 10
Stranger: we're gonna go ahead and kill this one
You: WAAAAAAAAA-HAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAAAALT
Stranger: since he's not yours
You have disconnected.

redhead

this website is such a good idea

seriously this is hella enjoyable

can't shake the feeling the guy I'm talking to is actually from here, though, just because what are the odds the first guy I connect with is actually a good internet conversationalist instead of some jerkoff

uberneko

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP
Stranger: Hi
You: OH GOD
Stranger: OMG
You: THE FBI
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Stranger: WE FOUND YOU
Stranger: TEEHEHEHEHEHE
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
Stranger: HAHHAAHA
Stranger: IP TRACKED
Stranger: GOTCHAAA
You: WHAT IS MY IP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Richard M. Nixon

Larlar wrote: »

I can't wait until someone posts a chatlog that they unwittingly had with another forumer.

I've talked to two forumers now. VIENNA usually smokes them out.

babyeatingjesus

judging from these conversations someone isn't owning up to being on the other end of almost all of these.

Run Run Run

God, this is sooo much fun.

I had a lovely conversation about female to male transgender operations with a nice fellow from the UK.

boy I love that sire.

Meta T. Dust

Fuck this dudes talking about CoD4 METZ YOU FUCKER

Orikaeshigitae

this one was a little surreal, because they were actually a person and not some jerkoff from here or 4chan

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hello. vienna?
Stranger: nope Olivia
You: oh, sorry
You: how are you, olivia
Stranger: lol it's fine do you want to end this convo haha looks liek your're looking for your friend
You: no, no, it's okay
Stranger: oh okay good and yourself?
You: good, thanks! found this site. it's pretty cool, don't you think
Stranger: hahah Yeah because you can talk to random people about anything! :P My friend just showed it to me a cuple of minutes ago haha
You: it's pretty great. is he there? say hi for me
You: say 'some random girl on the internet says hi'
Stranger: haha no he sent it to me on msn But i'll tell him hi anyways
You: awesome, thanks. so what are you up to?
Stranger: Just talking to this guyyy lol not the guy i'm seeing ( not the same person ) haha You?
You: talking to a random girl on the internet :P
You: workin' on a shakespeare paper. the usual.
You: should i be worried about you talking to other men?
You: maybe your bf needs to know about this conversation..
Stranger: haha true say lol ah Shakespear I hated working on that i had english last semester haha
haha No no you shouldn't be no flirsting what so ever i like this guy to much haha I would never cheat
Stranger:
You: glad to hear it
You: i'll be sure to let him know.
You: been fun talking, olivia.. keep safe.
You have disconnected.