Omegle - Talk to Strangers

Graves

Alpine wrote: »

Stranger: hello
You: Can I kick it?
Stranger: No.
You: Damn it
You: I'll never be a killer emcee
Stranger: hahahahahaha

Ahahahahaha


Also

You: hi
Stranger: Hello, I am from the future
Stranger: I have come to warn you of something tragic
You: what a coincedence
You: i came from your future
You: to warn you about this
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You: exactly
Stranger: I got it off first
Stranger: I win
You: we must eliminate RICK ASTLEY
You: SE++ WOOOOOo
Stranger: lolirl

Meta T. Dust

talking so much about weed

mully

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if it were legal would you fuck a middle schooler?
You: Only if they were held-back a bunch of times.
You: You know, if they were actually like, 19.
Stranger: you sick fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Graves

You: i'm dropping the beat now
You: the beat is dropped
You: freesytle!
You: freestyle, homie!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Graves

mully wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if it were legal would you fuck a middle schooler?
You: Only if they were held-back a bunch of times.
You: You know, if they were actually like, 19.
Stranger: you sick fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is pretty much the same exact thing i posted a couple of pages back

Bedlam

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: when you gaze into the jerkstore, the jerkstore gazes back at you
You: You are going to the lardroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Langly

mully you sick fuck

mully

yeah i know, i wonder if they feel like they're getting the same person

Run Run Run

You: furrie?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

redhead

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FAT PEOPLE
Stranger: IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You: yeah bro
Stranger: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You: is it true that you explode
You: in space
Stranger: sort of
You: if you're fat I bet you explode extra hard
Stranger: yeah, it's like a bunker buster
You: but for spacebunkers
Stranger: how much do you weigh
You: in 3009, conventional ordinance is replaced by fatties
You: 182
Stranger: the would would be a better place
You: but it's not much muscle
You: alas
Stranger: well I think they'd start with the super-obese people
Stranger: and eventually move onto skinnier ones
You: wouldn't they want to save those? that would be like starting with nukes and then using bullets
You: you gotta save your big stuff for last
Stranger: yeah
You: probably use like
Stranger: but I mean, if you wanted to win a war really fast
Stranger: you would drop Adara Gunn
Stranger: or Rosie O'Donnell
You: this is true
You: or you could just detonate one as a show of might
You: and for entertainment I guess
Stranger: we do have the fattest people
Stranger: like, we have several over 1000 pounds
You: we?
Stranger: oh, are you a terrorist
Stranger: or an americans
Stranger: american
Stranger: without an s
You: oh I'm an americans
Stranger: oh ok
You: though, you know
You: any terrorist could say that
Stranger: that's true
Stranger: I got my TS/SCI a few months ago, so you know I'm not a terrorist
You: I would except I don't know what that is
You: a degree of some sort?
Stranger: oh, well the government trusts me with top secret information
Stranger: a clearance
You: oh dang
You: do they really have big red stamps
Stranger: because I'm in the navy and I need that clearance for some reason
You: that say TOP SECRET
Stranger: no, they have stickers
You: haha
Stranger: that you can't peel off without ripping them to pieces
You: ohhhhhh
You: 'spretty smart
Stranger: I'm actually still in training
Stranger: so the computers we use only go up to "secret"
Stranger: which is boring
Stranger: I looked up area 51 today
Stranger: nothing interesting
You: oh, darn
You: have you ever found out anything you could be shot for telling me?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: secret information is boring
Stranger: I'm an imagery interpreter
Stranger: so I look at crappy satellite photos
Stranger: and figure out what the fuck they are
You: oh
Stranger: secret would be like the coordinates of what I'm looking at
You: so that we can't go "whoops, we THOUGHT those were WMDs" next time I guess
Stranger: oooh, actually..
You: ??
Stranger: we did have imagery of WMDs, because they did have chemical weapons plants at one point
You: but it wasn't current? or what
Stranger: they weren't exactly operational
Stranger: and they got most of their shit out of the country before we invaded
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: oops
You: oh well
You: their fault anyway, if they didn't wanna be invaded maybe they should have been americans instead of turrists!
Stranger: exactly!
You: america hardly ever gets invaded
You: it's really one of my favorite things about living here
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: not since 1812
You: thought I guess people were a bit worried in WWII
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that's why my next duty station was created, as a matter of fact
You: but all that happened was the japanese tried to set some forest fires
You: oh? awesome
You: so, like, hawaii?
Stranger: naval air station fallon
Stranger: nevada
You: whoa, they were serious then
You: nevada ain't exactly coastline
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but it's in the desert, and it's a good remote location to put a bunch of aircraft
You: that makes sense I guess
Stranger: I chose Fallon because it's pretty close to home, though
Stranger: I'm from sacramento, california
You: oh, tight
You: I'm from fremont, near san jose
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: I have a friend who goes to san jose state
You: I have a friend who went there and then dropped out to live on his parents couch!
You: small world
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I think my friends' parents would get angry if he dropped out and lived on their couch
You: yeah
You: I dunno about this guy, everyone who knows him is kinda worried about him
Stranger: why's that?
You: just that he doesn't really seem to know what he's doing
You: he says the plan is to just join the workforce now and make a buncha money
You: but he picked kind of a bad time to do that
Stranger: yeah, definitely
You: and he doesn't seem to be very serious about it
You: I bet he ends up going back to school, actually
You: but we'll see
Stranger: I'm definitely going to school while I'm in nevada
Stranger: I mean, I'm there for 3 years, from what I hear we don't do any work, so yeah
Stranger: why not
You: yeah good plan
You: how'd you end up in the navy, anyway?
Stranger: I signed up after junior year in high school, and I was in the delayed entry program for a year
Stranger: and I knew I wanted to be an "intelligence specialist" because it sounded cool
Stranger: I didn't really know what that meant
You: oh haha dang
Stranger: so I went to boot camp july 15
Stranger: and got out in september, and ever since I've been in virginia beach
Stranger: and it sucks here
You: how was boot camp?
Stranger: just like the movies
Stranger: like, full metal jacket
You: seriously
Stranger: I watched that right after I got out
Stranger: and it was so similar
You: man
Stranger: just less shooting
You: that's pretty intense
Stranger: we just shot pistols and shotguns
Stranger: it's really not that hard once you get used to it
Stranger: the first few days are awful
You: I don't think I'll ever find out
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: are you in school right now or what
You: yeah, a junior college in my hometown
You: it's pretty crappy, but I should be able to transfer to a real school (a UC) if I keep my act together
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: a lot of my friends go to community college
Stranger: even the ones who got really good grades in high school
You: financial reasons, then?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: one of them is joining the air force soon
You: interesting
You: so when you join the military right out of school, do you plan on making it a career?
Stranger: nah, I'm probably just doing my 6 years
Stranger: having my clearance helps me out a lot
Stranger: I could work for the NGA and make six figures right out of the military, but I would probably have to live in washington, dc
You: shit, sounds worth it to me
Stranger: eh
Stranger: I miss the west coast
Stranger: virginia is the only state where it can be sunny out and look like a nice day, but still be like 30 degrees
You: oh, ouch : /
You: yeah I've never lived anywhere else, but from what I've seen from flying around for various things
You: west coast really seems to be best coast
Stranger: definitely
Stranger: after fallon, I have to be on a ship
Stranger: as long as I get something homeported in san diego, I'm fine with that
You: how much time do you get to spend in your home port?
Stranger: it depends
Stranger: I have a friend who just graduated, and he's supposed to be on a ship in norfolk
Stranger: and they just have him sitting on a barge
Stranger: because he's not going on deployment until 2010
Stranger: so yeah, they waste a lot of resources
You: oh wow
You: okay I gotta go, gotta get ready for a job interview and give myself some time to travel there (it is basically a formality, I know I have the job)
You: nice chattin' with you dude
You: good luck with the whole navy thing
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: good luck with all the school stuff
You: thanks
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

it started off really silly and then it was like

a good conversation

I like that dude

DrZiplock

This gentleman was very convinced that he should shoot his foot and NOT eat a burrito.

I took the stance that without two working feet you can't go get a burrito.


I feel that this was the correct stance.

Druhim

Callius wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a 59 year old lady just showed me her tits
You: This could either be awesome or horrible
You: Were they like pancakes made of old, decaying paper?
Stranger: oh it was awesome, i'll tell you that much
Stranger: they weren't as bad as you'd expect
Stranger: then again, i have absolutely no standards
You: Well
Stranger: so take what i say with a grain of salt
You: tits is tits
Stranger: yeah, they were like good fixer upper tits... kind of beat up, but a layer of my semen would tidy them right up
You: But that's just like adding shelack to a decaying wall
You: sometimes you have to tear down the wall and redo the framing
Stranger: well you do what you gotta do when times are hard
You: what I'm saying is that you should chop off her tits and give her new ones.
Stranger: if i had that kind of power, every woman in the world would be walking around with a perfect set of DD's
You: I read an article the other day that they're starting medical trials in Britain to use stem cells to grow tits.
You: no lie
You: The future is going to be awesome, my friend. It will be awesome.
Stranger: god bless those brits
Stranger: those are the priorities i'd like to see here in america
You: Precisely.
Stranger: fuck federal bailouts and bankruptcies
Stranger: LET'S MAKE TITS BIGGER
You: Let's convert Wyoming to a giant tit growing vat.
Stranger: sounds like a plan. we're in agreement. let's go double team some hoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you chatted with shibby

mully

I should've said 24 year olds
I probably would've gotten the same reaction

Swill

Stranger: IABABABABABABA
You: This is new and exciting
You: also a bit frightening
Stranger: its not new
Stranger: don't be scared
You: You easy my worries
Stranger: what is the worst that could happen?
You: Rape
You: but that is also the best tihng
You: just depends on who is doing what
Stranger: I've only raped and murdered like 3 ppl i've talked to on the internet
Stranger: and i've talked to like over 1k ppl
Stranger: so the chances are slim
You: Like, if I rape you, it ain't so bad
You: I can deal with that
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: Male
Stranger: you'd wish i'd rape you
You: I have more testosterone that John Wayne
Stranger: I usually don't talk about my testosterone levels with other guys
Stranger: u must be from san fran

Meta T. Dust

New Movie Idea

Around The World In 80 Bonghits™

Fandyien

My fursona is a crack addicted possum

Fuga

hey i'm in this thread!
on this page!

Grey Ghost

Swill wrote: »

Stranger: I usually don't talk about my testosterone levels with other guys
Stranger: u must be from san fran

Must be

Fabricate

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: hey
Stranger: age?
You: no
Stranger: b or g
You: no
You: This is why we can't have nice things
You: this right here
You: feel ashamed

britinichu

Stranger: I was actually working on a blog post about this site.
Stranger: How did you hear about this, if you don't mind me asking?
You: um, saw it on a MB, people were posting weird convo's that they had here.
You: thought i would give it a try.
Stranger: Gotcha. So far I've received responses that range from "Friend" to "4chan."
Stranger: For my part, I heard about it on Twitter.
You: also, there's an ongoing discussion in my house about how many exclamation points == contempt or irony.
Stranger: That is an awesome conversation.
Stranger: It's sort of like how many "a's" you should put in the word Khan when emulating Kirk's scream.
You: yeah. so, me personally, I think that 5 (!!!!!) equals clear contempt for someone
You: hahahaha. buried alive, Kirk, buried alive
Stranger: Ok, coolest stranger I've met here yet.
You: aw, thanks
Stranger: It's not that high a compliment. You should see the other conversations.
You: to be completely honest, I hope to have a conversation along those lines at some point.
Stranger: Mine were pretty banal, except the last guy who talked about his willy and whether or not I was his auntie.
Stranger: But he disconnected when he saw he wasn't getting a rise out of me.
You: lol, what?
You: that's amusing.
Stranger: Yeah, he was just trolling a little.
Stranger: It's to be expected with an anonymous environment. I was surprised it took four conversations before I encountered it, to be honest.
You: yeah. totally.
You: this is actually my first
You: so, you're probably setting the bar WAY too high
Stranger: Ha!
Stranger: Well, I'm a professional writer by trade.
Stranger: I'm only a jerk when I'm off the clock.
You: hahaha
You: oh dang, maybe that's why i never got responses to any of my resumes I sent out to be a copy editor/ staff writer.
Stranger: Right. Step one, don't address your cover letter to "The d-bag who does all the hiring."
You: fuck! that's the sort of thing that they don't tell you in college
Stranger: Yeah, you learn that in the school of hard knocks, my friend.
You: truth that.
You: okay, so twitter. EVERYONE is doing it now. have you written about that?
You: because it MIGHT be slightly too late to jump on that bandwagon.
You: oh man, i need to google Ric Romero RIGHT NOW.

Metzger Meister

I just keep telling people random facts about Wyoming's economy.

Like how we export the most coal of any state and shit.

Raneados

aw man

so close

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You: MOCK
Stranger: yes
You: ING
Stranger: no
You: aw
Stranger:
You: I was going to give it to you for the "yes" but I can't swing a no
Stranger: i c
You: oh my god chicken alfredo is SO GOOD I AM GOING TO GO MAD FROM EXCELLENCE
Stranger: sick stuff
You: yes
Stranger: indeed
You: food is so gross
You: you're not much of a talker are you
You: come on man it's anonymous, you have to spill a little
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mully

ugh someone just said "i'm from /b/ kthxbai" and left

DrZiplock

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Vienna!
Stranger: man its u again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Well...that right there is proof there are many of us trying the Vienna.

Meta T. Dust

Aw man

I just had the longest talk about weed with this dude.

Man I'll never meet that bro, or know his name.

This summer vent crew goes to Amsterdam and Athens in search of the coolest bro.

Brotal Strangers

redfenix

Stranger: Terts?
You: no thanks, i already ate
You: yellow?
Stranger: I'd prefer to stay away from a chinese tonight.
You: afraid, are you?
Stranger: Well, they are pretty dam handy with Nun-Chucks
You: indeed
You: VIENNA?
Stranger: Milan.
You: aw.
You: so, thug aim?
Stranger: I'm afraid not, the wolves are out tonight.
You: but not until 3:45
Stranger: Your cunning, you.
You: my cunning what
Stranger: cunnilingus?
You: don't mind if i do

Fabricate

You: Sup
Stranger: pus
You: Sup
Stranger: Pus
You: Racecar
Stranger: Racecar
Stranger: fuck
You: hah.

mcp

You: Mooboooobboo
Stranger: im in love with you
You: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Stranger: HAVE MY BABIES@
You: OK! HOW MANY WOULD YOU LIKE?!?!?!
Stranger: OVER 9000000
Stranger: LETS DO IT NAO
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT/!?!
Stranger: IN THE BUT
You: WHICH ONE?
Stranger: the one upside down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DrZiplock

DrZiplock wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Vienna!
Stranger: man its u again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Well...that right there is proof there are many of us trying the Vienna.

At some point we WILL run into each other.

mully

i just asked someone what they'd pay for a book illustration and they told me pretty much what i plan on charging. that was neat.

Langly

Fabricate wrote: »

You: Sup
Stranger: pus
You: Sup
Stranger: Pus
You: Racecar
Stranger: Racecar
Stranger: fuck
You: hah.

oh my god this had me rolling

Metzger Meister

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: male/female?
You: male, my good internet predator.
You: how goes the hunting?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aw.

Meta T. Dust

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CODY?
You: VIENNA?
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

uberneko

Fabricate wrote: »

You: Sup
Stranger: pus
You: Sup
Stranger: Pus
You: Racecar
Stranger: Racecar
Stranger: fuck
You: hah.

This is so classic, hahahahaha.

mully

i just got a vienna person but they wouldnt tell me who they were

Meta T. Dust

mully wrote: »

i just got a vienna person but they wouldnt tell me who they were

post what was said

DrZiplock

mully wrote: »

i just got a vienna person but they wouldnt tell me who they were

Seriously.

If you get Vienna'd you know the answer. Cough up a name at least.

mully

Meta T. Dust wrote: »

mully wrote: »

i just got a vienna person but they wouldnt tell me who they were

post what was said

i closed it
they said nothing of interest

Darth Waiter

Some people just hate food.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate n******s
You: I am so very hungry
You: well
You: that was abrupt
Stranger: eat fried chicken
Stranger: or watermellon
Stranger: YOU N*****
You: I was going to talk about potatoes
You: and baked fish
You: this might have been a mistake
Stranger: you're irish ?
You: No, Texan
Stranger: oh redneck, OK
You: with a smattering of somelier
Stranger: I hate rednecks too
You: as do i
Stranger: bye

Grey Ghost

Stranger: Hi /b/
You: Oh fuck right off
You have disconnected.