have to get a tattoo on your neck that says, verbatim, "Im big daddy the Boss"
or
only be allowed to wear one t-shirt for the rest of your life, and the t-shirt says, verbatim, "If you see me holla at your Mama"
i once saw a guy walkin down the street with SHIT HAPPENS tattooed across his throat in big block letters
he was my favorite
My favorite tat I saw while lifeguarding was on this dude's back
It just said
DRINK
FIGHT
FUCK
In high school, at a track meet this kids dad had a bunch of fancy crosses with red B's on his arms and had tears coming off his eyes and on his right knuckles it said D A N G R
I know he mispelled danger, but when I later found out what everything else meant...well he was DANGR
have to get a tattoo on your neck that says, verbatim, "Im big daddy the Boss"
or
only be allowed to wear one t-shirt for the rest of your life, and the t-shirt says, verbatim, "If you see me holla at your Mama"
i once saw a guy walkin down the street with SHIT HAPPENS tattooed across his throat in big block letters
he was my favorite
My favorite tat I saw while lifeguarding was on this dude's back
It just said
DRINK
FIGHT
FUCK
In high school, at a track meet this kids dad had a bunch of fancy crosses with red B's on his arms and had tears coming off his eyes and on his right knuckles it said D A N G R
I know he mispelled danger, but when I later found out what everything else meant...well he was DANGR
I ran into a guy recently with "AL QAEDA" tattooed in 2" high letters across his throat. It stretched right from one side of his neck to the other
And most American ideals regarding sex/standards in attractiveness are horrible yeah
I want a 10 inch dick so i can hideously injure all of my lovers
i was thinking of how absurd a 12 inch dick would be the other day
i mean that's literally a foot, like the thing on the end of your leg
nuts
I'm reading a book of Korean Three Kingdoms-era histories and stories, and one of them is as follows:
The king was a big man and his phallus measured one foot five inches, so that it was difficult to find a suitable queen for him. But it was necessary that he marry, both to live a normal life and to provide an heir to the throne to whom he could pass on his jeweled scepter and royal crown. Courtiers were therefore sent to every corner of the kingdom with instructions to find a giant girl who would be a suitable match for the King.
When one of the courtiers arrived in Moryangpu he sat down to rest under a tree. Not far off he noticed two dogs contending over something in the grass that looked as large and bright as a gold drum. Becoming curious, he asked the villagers what it was all about, and a little girl told him that the daughter of a nobleman had been washing clothes in a mountain stream and had relieved herself in the forest.
Now really intrigued, the courtier visited the nobleman's house and found that the girl was indeed a giant, seven feet five inches tall. He hastened to inform the king, who immediately sent a royal carriage drawn by two horses to bring her to court. There they were married and lived happily. (another source gives her name as Pak. She was popularly known as Yonje Puin, the lady of the long emperor.)
Basically this book is amazing
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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I really really like it so far, even if it's a bit cheesy sometimes.
It is my favorite non-Justified show on right now!
Delroy Lindo rules
My sister's been trying to get me to watch it basically since it started, and I do tend to love Shawn Ryan's shit, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
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In high school, at a track meet this kids dad had a bunch of fancy crosses with red B's on his arms and had tears coming off his eyes and on his right knuckles it said D A N G R
I know he mispelled danger, but when I later found out what everything else meant...well he was DANGR
pfft yeah right. You're getting the middle child.
You'll be happy to know it has become such commonplace in our relationship for us to yell out "BLAAAAKE!" when something goes slightly wrong.
I need the most recent example.
(currently I'm imagining you lying on the ground with your dislocated kneecap looking around trying to spot me)
Satans..... hints.....
I was the same, with the added bonus of feeling dumber as I get older.
I ran into a guy recently with "AL QAEDA" tattooed in 2" high letters across his throat. It stretched right from one side of his neck to the other
Judging our decadent, infidel ways
a good attorney would have made him wear a turtleneck, the dumbass
or
ass
be careful, you can't change your mind from the former to the latter
what a pity
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Ponder, definitely. Oh wait, dammit.
An interesting question.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Ass 4 lyfe
I really really like it so far, even if it's a bit cheesy sometimes.
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PSN: Bogestrom
This is a confusing hypothetical.
It is my favorite non-Justified show on right now!
Delroy Lindo rules
it's me every morning:
3eanuts is amazing
oh man
I'm reading a book of Korean Three Kingdoms-era histories and stories, and one of them is as follows:
Basically this book is amazing
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i love the internet sometimes
My sister's been trying to get me to watch it basically since it started, and I do tend to love Shawn Ryan's shit, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
Too much good TV, too little time.
it has that dreamy luke cafferty