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Would You Rather -- A Party Game for the Party Masses

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    that is just one cat jerking off

    Mysst on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man there has been a constant battle to see who gets on their knee first between us two. I had to bargain with her that I get to pop the question and she'll never know when.

    And Blake I'd be disappointed if you somehow didn't interrupt.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd also like to fuck a midget

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'd also like to fuck a midget
    set your sights higher

    don't shortchange yourself

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want to help continue and progress the space programs of the world and go into space at some point.

    Also not to feel like crap right now guhhhhhhhhh.

    Oghulk on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'd also like to fuck a midget

    that's like two men each wanting to be the richest man in the world!

    Mysst on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    Living a comfortable and dull life isn't exactly a curse. Happiness usually isn't grand and spectacular.

    Well if that's what one wants in life and they do that, fine. But I mean if I live like that just because I can't be bothered to ever change it, I'd hate that.

    Ofcourse, I'm just saying that your biggest fear doesn't actually seem all that bad.

    it sounds horrible to me

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Being happy would be cool

    Feeling good about myself and who I am etc

    that would be nice, I think

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am also very afraid of never taking any risks, never really stepping outside of my comfort zone and so living a perfectly nice life in a perfectly nice place with perfectly nice pleasures

    it may sound like something that just "happens," but time flies, and there have been a few spans of time that I have looked back on and realized that just because of comfort and complacency I did not accomplish what I hoped to

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Going to jump in at the last second and say yes before HB gets the chance to.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want to get a little serious for a moment...

    Fuck money; seriously. Don't pursue anything just for the money, no matter how tempting it may be. If you are doing what you love and just happen to get a lot of money that way, then you are a lucky son of a bitch and I hope you appreciate it, but given a choice between the two pursuits, always go for happy activities.

    I spent a huge portion of my early life pursuing money at any cost, forgoing my real passion and any real relationships, and I regret terribly my lost years. I am infinitely happier now than I ever was in my olden days.

    Always go for happiness...

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Going to jump in at the last second and say yes before HB gets the chance to.

    hey blake you should see a doctor about that fever you got there

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man we all just got a ton of First World Problems here

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my answer to all your questions is clutching the sides of my head and yelling I DUNNO I repeatedly

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Man we all just got a ton of First World Problems here

    The thread has been shot in the face

    Will it survive

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I want to get a little serious for a moment...

    Fuck money; seriously. Don't pursue anything just for the money, no matter how tempting it may be. If you are doing what you love and just happen to get a lot of money that way, then you are a lucky son of a bitch and I hope you appreciate it, but given a choice between the two pursuits, always go for happy activities.

    I spent a huge portion of my early life pursuing money at any cost, forgoing my real passion and any real relationships, and I regret terribly my lost years. I am infinitely happier now than I ever was in my olden days.

    Always go for happiness...

    Aren't you the guy that admonished everyone one here for not pitying you for losing large sums of money in the economic downturn even though you still had a a shitton left?

    Or was that someone else?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    This weekend, I ate at Five Guys and that made me pretty damn happy.

    The Geek on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Man we all just got a ton of First World Problems here

    The thread has been shot in the face

    Will it survive

    listen Ed, we are about go off into an intellectual deep-end and if you try to hold on to me we will both drown

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This weekend I hung out with awesome people

    Then made awesome food with Dru

    Work is hectic but cool and life is pretty great

    Most major goal for the time being is that I want to buy a house in the next couple years, get a dawg, maybe buy a boat

    In essence, just chill

    Usagi on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Man we all just got a ton of First World Problems here

    The thread has been shot in the face

    Will it survive

    listen Ed, we are about go off into an intellectual deep-end and if you try to hold on to me we will both drown

    Glug blub blub

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    man, my greatest fear is

    brain damage, or paralysis

    being afraid of comfort and contentment would be pretty awful

    Dichotomy on
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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want to raise a rad daughter and end up in charge of a library but my life's pretty cool now. I'm not afraid of complacency because I'm goddamn motivated.

    Peen on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    This weekend I hung out with awesome people

    Then made awesome food with Dru


    Work is hectic but cool and life is pretty great

    Most major goal for the time being is that I want to buy a house in the next couple years, get a dawg, maybe buy a boat

    In essence, just chill

    ain't wanna hear about yo human caviar

    Mysst on
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I would like to have a high paying job so I can take care of my parents
    alternatively, I want my parents to win the lottery so I can do things that will make me happy, but not rich

    Tam on
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I want to get a little serious for a moment...

    Fuck money; seriously. Don't pursue anything just for the money, no matter how tempting it may be. If you are doing what you love and just happen to get a lot of money that way, then you are a lucky son of a bitch and I hope you appreciate it, but given a choice between the two pursuits, always go for happy activities.

    I spent a huge portion of my early life pursuing money at any cost, forgoing my real passion and any real relationships, and I regret terribly my lost years. I am infinitely happier now than I ever was in my olden days.

    Always go for happiness...

    Aren't you the guy that admonished everyone one here for not pitying you for losing large sums of money in the economic downturn even though you still had a a shitton left?

    Or was that someone else?

    I'm pretty sure it was him but his point is still valid.

    I always thought that if I studied and worked hard to be successful then everything else would fall into place as a result. Now I'm doing really well at work but I'm pretty much miserable. I really need to get in some more travel, broaden my circle of friends, and find a girlfriend. I'm working on it but not having a whole lot of success.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I want to get a little serious for a moment...

    Fuck money; seriously. Don't pursue anything just for the money, no matter how tempting it may be. If you are doing what you love and just happen to get a lot of money that way, then you are a lucky son of a bitch and I hope you appreciate it, but given a choice between the two pursuits, always go for happy activities.

    I spent a huge portion of my early life pursuing money at any cost, forgoing my real passion and any real relationships, and I regret terribly my lost years. I am infinitely happier now than I ever was in my olden days.

    Always go for happiness...

    No one's saying we need to be Gordon gecko, but certainly earning enough for you to live comfortably (however much that might be) isn't a bad goal. Sometimes this might mean working your arse off but as long as you keep looking at long term plans then I don't see a problem with chasing the dollar.

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i'm baffled by people's dislike of being satisfied

    if i were trying to break the world record in the hundred meters that would be one thing but

    being INCREDIBLY DRIVEN when you're basically average and probably would never amount to much even with an enormous amount of effort doesn't sound enjoyable at all

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    This weekend I hung out with awesome people

    Then made awesome food with Dru


    Work is hectic but cool and life is pretty great

    Most major goal for the time being is that I want to buy a house in the next couple years, get a dawg, maybe buy a boat

    In essence, just chill

    ain't wanna hear about yo human caviar

    :winky:

    Usagi on
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think the idea that just because someone is average means they won't amount to anything is an incredibly depressing and narrow look at human life.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »

    Reminds me of this one. God it seems like March is the month Onion writers really pour on the melancholy

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i am so above average

    everything i do is in bullet time

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »

    Reminds me of this one. God it seems like March is the month Onion writers really pour on the melancholy

    Spring fever

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i'm baffled by people's dislike of being satisfied

    if i were trying to break the world record in the hundred meters that would be one thing but

    being INCREDIBLY DRIVEN when you're basically average and probably would never amount to much even with an enormous amount of effort doesn't sound enjoyable at all

    I

    hm

    first of all, success is, in my opinion, much more a matter of practice and determination than being born somehow inherently not-"average"

    second of all
    who is to say that one wouldn't amount to much?

    it seems weird to say "if you're already talented then I respect your determination, but if you're average then just give up now"

    haven't you ever seen a high school football movie

    I do agree that one shouldn't always be grasping after goals, but it isn't such a bad thing to see the potential for growth and accomplishment

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The only thing I want right now is for the forum to stop saying it's busy.

    Then I want a BJ from Scarlett Johansson.

    Hunter on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think it was more along the lines of busting your ass to be great (see remembered long after your dead or around to know your accomplishments) when talent is just one part of an impossible equation.

    When you could just be content with happiness in your fleeting, miserable, nightmare existence.

    Maybe I read it wrong.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's a way to read it, but it comes out more like how CK read it up there.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only thing I want right now is for the forum to stop saying it's busy.

    Then I want a BJ from Scarlett Johansson.

    Well hey if we're getting into who we want to perform certain sexual acts with

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "first world problems" as a criticism is a funny thing

    when applied to "what ought I to strive for"

    not when applied to "my fucking iphone 4 fell in a puddle and i have to use my iphone 3gs until I can afford a new iphone 4 so just kill me now"

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