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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen.

    The only two to share the distinction of being killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    The implanting of the pregnant women was actually truly horrifying to watch.

    See, that part just puzzeled me. I know what they were aiming for, but you can't get there from the mouth. Unless they wanted to say they ate there way into the womb, in which case I doubt the woman would survive long enough to incubate the aliens.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Quoth wrote:
    Was Paxton killed by a predator?

    predator 2

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
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    AshokaAshoka A Hub subforum that works? Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote:
    Oh man I forgot he was in that

    Muhfucker's in evvarythang man.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    At least I hope we can all just agree that James Cameron maybe should just fucking get on making the Battle Angel Alita film already seriously what the fuck is taking him so long, right guys?

    I don't even know what Battle Angel Alita is but it sounds like anime

    So

    Maybe, I guess?

    I'd actually like to see someone do a good live-action version of an anime. Mostly because I don't like the classic anime style but I do think there are some cool ideas in anime stories.

    This has been answered I'm sure, but it's a comic.

    A pretty damn good one too.

    I've had a hard on for years waiting for Cameron to do that shit.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    avatar was shit

    why are people being stupid and saying it wasn't shit

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    because opinions you doof

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I have a friend who spent a period of about 5 years at Weta FX as a 3D modeller working on oh God anything but Avatar I've had enough of making fucking trees.


    Seriously. He did some District 9 stuff, a couple of commercials, whatever was around because any time he stopped all there was to do was more fucking trees.


    He got really sick of trees by the end of it.


    Trees.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i dunno, i like trees

    we aren't talking about weed, are we

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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Registered User regular
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    they made a bus man movie?

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    AshokaAshoka A Hub subforum that works? Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Krieghund wrote:
    The implanting of the pregnant women was actually truly horrifying to watch.

    See, that part just puzzeled me. I know what they were aiming for, but you can't get there from the mouth. Unless they wanted to say they ate there way into the womb, in which case I doubt the woman would survive long enough to incubate the aliens.

    That's part of the WTF. (That scene was just for shock value anyway.)

    "WTF, the human body doesn't work that way."
    "WTF, the Alien reproduction doesn't work that way."
    "WTF... just WTF."
    "Oh. You guys are just being dicks. OK. Fuck you."

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Druhim wrote:
    because opinions you doof

    Bookmarking this post for later use.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    because opinions you doof

    Bookmarking this post for later use.

    Yep

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I bought the Quadrilogy when it came out on Bluray a while back but I still have the best box set ever sitting on my book shelf, pride of place.

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    I got it real cheap in a sale too.

    Holy lukewarm fuck in a breadbasket.


    I need this, but I don't know how I will explain to my girlfriend why.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Druhim wrote:
    because opinions you doof

    Bookmarking this post for later use.

    You dudes have malfunctioning memory or misunderstood something I said then.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    fuck did I miss people talking about how bad a movie avatar was

    because holy shit that movie was offensively bad

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i paid two dollars for avatar and i wanted that money back

    i wanted to leave halfway through but couldn't

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    The movie should have ended when they got locked up.

    Just roll credits right there and it would have been so much better.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I mean fuck with all the money spent on making that movie you'd think they could afford some decent writers

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Avatar just brought about more hate towards Neville Page from me.

    I call it my Neville RAGE

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I liked Avatar :(

    So did lots of other peoples

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avatar/

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Well im not saying either side is right. Im not saying anyone SHOULD like Avatar, im just saying its not insanity or poor taste if you do. Theres a bunch of 90% movies on rottentomatoes I absolutely hate.

    However this rule of course doesnt apply if you dislike Aliens. Thats just criminal.

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    CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    I didn't think the creature/planet design was as omfg groundbreaking original amazing as everyone else seems to and got all my art school friends mad at me

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    people regularly enjoy terrible things

    ain't change the fact that avatar is a movie with a shit-boring plot, pathetic characterization, a cartoonish villain, and some nice pandering racism to top it all off

    okay sure I'm willing to allow that you like the look of the movie, it was very much not to my taste but it may be to yours

    but avatar is the closest instance I can recall right now to a movie that is intellectually nearly indefensible

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The creature/planet design was definately not original (not much is, but it wasnt at all), but it was pretty goddamn amazing. Visually it was groundbreaking in a lot of ways, not just technically but in terms of spectacle-storytelling.

    I think thats a bit much Dichotomy. And the whole racial pandering bullshit is over the top. Its average on all counts, its by no means as aggressively bottom of the barrel in those areas as you say.

    I love how people complain about its political, social and racial pandering, then you actually look at the impact it had, and a lot of rights groups took it up as a banner, particularly in China.

    The movie was earnest and well-meaning, I felt the condescension of the "lol WHITE PEOPLE SAVE THE DAY BOOO POST COLONIALISM" crowd worse than anything the movie presented.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    the creature design in Avatar was from the same school of creature design that gave us the Cloverfield monster and the Super 8 alien

    limbs everywhere, completely forgettable

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The problem is when you try and do 'natural' or non-fantasy creatures you end up in a lot of the same dead ends. Im not excusing the unoriginality of a lot of creature design these days, but there was a lot to like in Avatar.

    Also the extended edition of Avatar makes the humans a little less cartoonishly evil, as they have a scene were the Na'vi murder a bunch of marines after they wreck that first tree. So first blood is spilt by the Na'vi. It annoys me they took it out of the cinema version, because it creates a very different tone.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    the creature design in Avatar was from the same school of creature design that gave us the Cloverfield monster and the Super 8 alien

    limbs everywhere, completely forgettable


    Neville Rage rising.

    But yeah, the man cannot design a monster. That overarching elbow limb thing was done in Star Trek, Cloverfield, and Super 8.

    And it look awful every time.

    Stop it with bendy limbs that pop out of funny places.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    What are peoples examples of good creature designs? Or their favourites?

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    (my hatred for him is truly irrational, but god damn it. I wanted a modern Godzilla movie to love and cherish)

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I hope the next trek movie brings back the lizard men

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the creature design in Avatar was from the same school of creature design that gave us the Cloverfield monster and the Super 8 alien

    limbs everywhere, completely forgettable

    rule 1: add extra pair of limbs
    rule 2: everything is bioluminescent

    this isn't so much a problem with the design as a personal quibble
    but I became enraged when it was demonstrated that the space horses eat by slurping up space nectar like a hummingbird
    how the fuck does an animal that size get away with that

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Prohass wrote:
    What are peoples examples of good creature designs? Or their favourites?

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/148593/creature-design-thread-pure-and-simple/p1

    This thread was all about that jazz. Some good stuff in there.

    In general though I think distinctive silhouette. Balanced design, and just generally being able to be new and iconic. If it has extra limbs make sure they aren't extraneous (Alien Queen is a great job of extra limbs done right)

    Personally when it comes to giant monsters like in Cloverfield, Godzilla, and the like I tend to prefer creatures with more mass. Like very monumental looking. If that makes any sense.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Cloverfield and super 8 are both awesome

    So awesome

    (not because of the monster designs though)

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Oh Super 8 was a great movie despite the monster.

    Cloverfield was ok. But I actually think the monster design really did ruin a lot of it for me.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote:
    Prohass wrote:
    What are peoples examples of good creature designs? Or their favourites?

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/148593/creature-design-thread-pure-and-simple/p1

    This thread was all about that jazz. Some good stuff in there.

    In general though I think distinctive silhouette. Balanced design, and just generally being able to be new and iconic. If it has extra limbs make sure they aren't extraneous (Alien Queen is a great job of extra limbs done right)

    Personally when it comes to giant monsters like in Cloverfield, Godzilla, and the like I tend to prefer creatures with more mass. Like very monumental looking. If that makes any sense.

    best creature from the thread:
    Uriel wrote:
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