Ducks commit a lot of rape. At least a third of all sex between ducks is forced. This has lead to female ducks evolving curled tunnel-like vaginas and male ducks counter-evolving spiraling penises so they can keep raping. Ducks are fucked up mutant rapists that can fly.
Also ducks have no thumbs.
Well with all that spiral power, who needs thumbs? THIS DICK WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I QUACK?
Steam
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited May 2012
I didn't get any good pictures of them but there's also a set of signs next to the setup that explains the ramp and tells people not to harass the ducks/ducklings
Ducks commit a lot of rape. At least a third of all sex between ducks is forced. This has lead to female ducks evolving curled tunnel-like vaginas and male ducks counter-evolving spiraling penises so they can keep raping. Ducks are fucked up mutant rapists that can fly.
Also ducks have no thumbs.
Well with all that spiral power, who needs thumbs? THIS DICK WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I QUACK?
Every year I gotta fish ducklings out of storm drains around the sites I guard cause momma ducks are so god damned bad at raising children. Why you gotta be so bad momma ducks?
Geese are the most aggressive, nasty fuckers I've seen in the bird world. You could make an argument that some raptors are more dangerous, but pound-for-pound, geese are way more hostile. I'm within walking distance of many large bird types including geese, and they will step to you if they think you're a target.
If you show fear, they'll come at you just for the fuck of it, then high five their buddies when you end up fleeing from the hellswarm hot on your heels.
Also, as far as noise goes, be glad those owls aren't peacocks. They sound like someone's strangling them and you can hear their calls clearly and loudly for a kilom or two. If enough of them are making a racket, I guarantee you won't be sleeping that night.
Missed this. A couple years ago I lived about a half mile from a house with 5 or 6 of the noisy bastards, and they went off at everything at all hours. Worst sleep of my life over those 9 months. Plus, they wandered all over the road adjacent to that house (major road), but at least the owners got better about penning them after a very obvious mound of feathers and flies was sighted on the side of the road.
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
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That duck ramp is nicer than I expected it to be, I was imagining it would just be some plain planks of wood.
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
Clever honker.
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
yeah, and then what are they going to do
bite me with no teeth
they won't even get that far, I'll charge the first fucker to threaten me
I don't fuck around with geese
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
if a goose stepped to me I'd kick that fucker so far
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
yeah, and then what are they going to do
bite me with no teeth
they won't even get that far, I'll charge the first fucker to threaten me
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Well with all that spiral power, who needs thumbs? THIS DICK WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I QUACK?
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
here is the duckling ramp in my school's fountain
alas, there are no ducks or ducklings
STEAM!
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
These are the best posts on the Internet ever.
Full stop.
Missed this. A couple years ago I lived about a half mile from a house with 5 or 6 of the noisy bastards, and they went off at everything at all hours. Worst sleep of my life over those 9 months. Plus, they wandered all over the road adjacent to that house (major road), but at least the owners got better about penning them after a very obvious mound of feathers and flies was sighted on the side of the road.
friggin' nazi geese
Thank you for getting a picture of it
This is not how evolution works at all
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Try to imagine yourself at the local duck pond. You get your first look at the flock of geese as you sit on a bench. They look sort of like ducks, swimming around and looking for food; no danger at all you think.
And you think you're safe when one of them starts moving towards you with it's wings out in an aggressive posture. You stare at it, and it stares right back, hissing.
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side or the rear, from the other two geese you didn't even know were there.
Geese are pack hunters, Mr Shorty. Never forget that.
Let's get some Owl respect too, since they can transform into a more powerful form when threatened, and ascend to new ranks of evilness.
You should feel lucky, few people get to see his ultimate form!
@a duck!
The nice thing is if you ever get tired of him you can just throw some breadcrumbs on the ground and run
You're both wrong.
Mosquitoes spread disease, controlling populations.
Geese are delicious.
Clever honker.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Holy shit.
yeah, and then what are they going to do
bite me with no teeth
they won't even get that far, I'll charge the first fucker to threaten me
I don't fuck around with geese
welcome!
goose bites hurt man. trust me.