Hold it in a single hand, crack it directly along the middle of the bottom with 2 fingers on each side
Pull it apart with your fingers, drop it right in
Bonus points if you've got one egg in each hand
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I generally tell people when I see it because the mods will infract giant images something fierce.
I'm just going to start using area-infractions.
Just... just slam the entire page with a serious.
Either people start checking their damned image sizes or we run out of forumers.
Win-win.
this is what happens when social pressure is used as the means to solve a technical problem
I generally avoid posting any images while on a mobile or tablet OS, but out of curiosity have you ever tried to check the size of an image in a webpage on iOS or Android?
Nope, sure haven't.
I bet it's a real bitch.
It is, hence why I don't even try. However iOS and Android are no longer just for phones. Thanks to the increasingly broad array of tablets and wearables it's getting to the point that someone could reasonably only use a web browser from a "mobile" OS. That's not an ignorable niche anymore and the percentage of people like that is increasing.
On tablets it is not trivial to get the file size of an image and in a mobile browser it's actually pretty easy to underestimate how big a non-animated image is in the first place. Mobile browsers these days heavily auto-scale images down to fit. It does not require stupidity or carelessness for someone on a tablet to see an non-animated image that seems reasonable in file size (because their browser is scaling it) and be unable to check its actual size. Even if they are looking at the full size image there is not a linear relationship between pixel area and file size (for example in the JPEG format images with a lot of the color orange compress much less well than others).
The post you were just complaining about, before it was edited out, looked like a quite reasonably sized photo. I would have guessed no more than 200K. As it happened the compression settings were such that it was over 700K. But if I wasn't on a PC (and using my extension, see sig) I would have no reasonable way of knowing that.
I was talking to Icy about this a little while back and the method I used in the image checker extension in my sig should work just as well as a Vanilla plugin. I don't have the time to learn PHP and set up a test server running Vanilla but if this is really such a huge issue maybe someone should look into it.
RiemannLives
I was only being half facetious when I said it's probably a bitch to check image sizes from a phone. Point is, it doesn't matter how hard it is. It doesn't matter if it is literally impossible to check image size from a phone, because the rule is based on the fact that lots of large images hammer the usability of these forums for a large number of users, and it doesn't hammer it less just because it was hard for you to follow the rule.
There is a very easy way for you to never ever break the rule. It is: don't post images. If you are going to post images without the consideration of checking the file size first, fine - but you run the risk of eating an infraction.
A tech solution is actually on our exceptionally long list of Things We Want. But until then, the rule is there and it is unambiguous and I will shed zero tears for anyone who runs afoul of it.
Not even one tear?
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
@simonwolf AND NOW MY STAR PLAYER HAS RETURNED. WE CAN FINALLY PLAY OUR GAME.
Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
I wanna see gotg, but I hate going to regular movie theaters and there are no draft houses round here.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
I never get shells. I've been cracking eggs like a pro since I was 6. Used to make aunt jemima coffee cake with my mom all the time. She let me crack the eggs and squeeze the bag.
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i mean don't eat the whole shell but a little chip is nbd hth
china has changed you
and not for the better
...yep. I find this within the realms of possibility.
Hold it in a single hand, crack it directly along the middle of the bottom with 2 fingers on each side
Pull it apart with your fingers, drop it right in
Bonus points if you've got one egg in each hand
Not even one tear?
This is the saddest thing.
you can squeeze as hard as you can and the egg won't break
I'm not visualizing this right I don't think
Two fingers on either side, not middle and index at front, thumb at back?
This is the saddest thing
skippy trolling hard
it's the truth
I know! They really wiped the floor with my orcs in the first half, unfortunately
I had four injuries by the time the game was done
Two serious concussions (a permanent loss of 1 AV for the affected players) and two niggling injuries
I am so excited I can't even, guys.
Yeah, it sucks I would of taken him if he was interested even if I'm not.
And tbh I think he's a little young for GotG
oh god this is so unpleasant to watch
Aw, I thought those two niggles were miss next game.
Dang.
Momma Deebs is pretty awesome
Symphony of the Night is pretty good
PLAY ME
Before you go to Japan!
Pfft.
Stringer is still tied for the lead despite playing six fewer games.
Toxic pls
Elldren has killed one mummy already. She can kill another!
http://www.clickhole.com/video/man-locks-himself-hot-car-prove-babies-and-dogs-ar-656
How far are you?
euuuuuuuuuugh
Babies are so weak
Stringer has got to get got.
There is so much right with this.
@So It Goes @Dynagrip @y2jake215 @Variable @sports