One of these days I'm gonna stop being a complete emotional trainwreck and listen to my friends who all say I'm a cool, likeable, successful guy, and I'll get the confidence to not completely flub a relationship with my awkward dorkiness almost immediately.
One of these days.
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
The other day I was at a coffee shop talking with some friends about stuff. Specifically we were talking about Shakespeare.
Then our young, attractive server comes over and overhears our conversation. I forget exactly what we were saying, but it prompted her to go "Oh, I would love it if a guy could recite sonnets to me."
It was the perfect segue. I have memorized some sonnets. I could totally do a cool thing here. Maybe even get her number?
But instead I clammed up and she went away.
This has been the most exciting thing to happen to me romantically for the past year.
The other day I was at a coffee shop talking with some friends about stuff. Specifically we were talking about Shakespeare.
Then our young, attractive server comes over and overhears our conversation. I forget exactly what we were saying, but it prompted her to go "Oh, I would love it if a guy could recite sonnets to me."
It was the perfect segue. I have memorized some sonnets. I could totally do a cool thing here. Maybe even get her number?
But instead I clammed up and she went away.
This has been the most exciting thing to happen to me romantically for the past year.
I was about to get all depressed about being alone on valentines day.
Then I remembered that nobody loves me the other 364 days of the year either, and I don't care then, so why is this one any different?
Just means cheap candy at all the stores on the 15th.
My life has been a thousand times better since moving in with @Weaver, it's hard getting used to! I love making him amazing dinner, and kicking butt at work for him and being silly and snuggling and all kinds of things because he is the absolute bestest ever and I love him to bits! I pretty much just want to constantly snuggle with him forever.
It's also the first Valentine's Day I've had someone and also the chance to do something and I am excited!
If I could spend a very long time with @Weaver I'll be very happy. We've been together since May of 2013 and I moved in with him in May of 2014 in this little matchbox of an apartment.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I can't really come up with a typed response to that, so instead there were lots of hugs and kisses and happy tears!
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I got married in August and it's p cool. We're going to Japan in 5 weeks for our honeymoon.
On valentines day this year I'll be
at the dentist probably getting a filling.
Congratulations!
Where in Japan!
Question mark!
@sarukun my wife is in charge of the itinerary as she has been there a bunch of times. Lived there for a year in highschool, has a bunch of friends in different cities and can speak and read Japanese.
I know we're starting in Tokyo, but getting a rail pass and going to Takayama, Nagoya, Osaka, Nara and probably a few day trips here and there. Kyoto probably and wherever else we feel like.
My girlfriend is travelling and visiting Europe for the first time, which is cool. I'm trying to think up of a bunch of places to take her when she gets back.
Working in floristry totally indoctrinated me into Valentine's Day, and if I were in a relationship I would be upset to not receive a card. One day I will!
It would be nice one day to be with someone again, but for now I am happy to be on my own and think it is best for me right now.
maii wiiiife and i are planning on moving to the denver/boulder area of CO to be nearer to some family in August or so, and to ideally be somewhere where owning a house is not too crazy a dream
also i've been writing some lil acoustic songs and convinced her to sing with me for them so that's been fun, having her be a part of me ol' music-making which i do so enjoy
hit me up when you get here! we can do some colorado things
like...drive subarus and wear shirts with the state flag
And hit up silent raves, and subsist entirely off kale smoothies and craft beer
I've actually been surviving solely on a steady diet of left hand nitro milk stout and kale chips since I moved here
Working in floristry totally indoctrinated me into Valentine's Day, and if I were in a relationship I would be upset to not receive a card. One day I will!
It would be nice one day to be with someone again, but for now I am happy to be on my own and think it is best for me right now.
I feel similarly, although I haven't ever really dated anybody thus far. Basically, I think in theory, having a boyfriend could be fun, especially so on Valentine's day. But I am 100% happy with being single, and I am very much not in a good position to think about dating.
Maybe that will change after I'm done with classes and have a job. Although even then, it won't be something I actively seek out.
im almost at 6 months with my gf, its going really good!
secret scheduled a stained-glass course for us to do on the 28th A bit unfortunate that they wont let us do it with just 2 people, so I invited a homie and then another couple.
AND SHES KNITTING ME A SWEATER SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY ITS GETTING P SERIOUS
I was talking to a grill on OKC over Xmas but we both kind of lost interest after a few messages
Didn't bother me much
You're more of a smoker kind of guy anyways so don't worry about it. Best you lose interest in each other before you end up getting burned by that grill.
As a Greg I've had to own the Ole Gregg skits for years
What really trips people up is when I start quoting the other three seasons worth of the Mighty Boosh, because I keep forgetting that only about five other people actually watched it
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I'm pretty terrible with faces and names so I just have to take people's word for it when they tell me I just served them coffee.
That's California for ya, I guess.
That seems like a Venn Diagram that overlaps only at Starbucks
But yeah, the cat loves to get up in my grill
One of these days.
Then our young, attractive server comes over and overhears our conversation. I forget exactly what we were saying, but it prompted her to go "Oh, I would love it if a guy could recite sonnets to me."
It was the perfect segue. I have memorized some sonnets. I could totally do a cool thing here. Maybe even get her number?
But instead I clammed up and she went away.
This has been the most exciting thing to happen to me romantically for the past year.
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
And even though they live two hours away and I don't know what the long term holds for us, they're such a lovely human that I can't even worry
Plus I have two more casual lady friends on the side. Because the poly life is dabes
Then I remembered that nobody loves me the other 364 days of the year either, and I don't care then, so why is this one any different?
Just means cheap candy at all the stores on the 15th.
Edit: Love you too Geth.
Whooo
It's also the first Valentine's Day I've had someone and also the chance to do something and I am excited!
If I could spend a very long time with @Weaver I'll be very happy. We've been together since May of 2013 and I moved in with him in May of 2014 in this little matchbox of an apartment.
@sarukun my wife is in charge of the itinerary as she has been there a bunch of times. Lived there for a year in highschool, has a bunch of friends in different cities and can speak and read Japanese.
I know we're starting in Tokyo, but getting a rail pass and going to Takayama, Nagoya, Osaka, Nara and probably a few day trips here and there. Kyoto probably and wherever else we feel like.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
just awwwwwwwwww'ing all over the place
Steam // Secret Satan
What could go wrong?
I'm assuming everything
That way the symbol of our love will burn forever!
Well, for a couple billion years at least.
Assuming it's visible to the naked eye.
And if it... isn't... already long dead...
Anyway the point is, for a measly 150 bucks astronomers and astrologers alike will be forced to refer to that star as Jenny from now on!
Working in floristry totally indoctrinated me into Valentine's Day, and if I were in a relationship I would be upset to not receive a card. One day I will!
It would be nice one day to be with someone again, but for now I am happy to be on my own and think it is best for me right now.
Isn't this thing basically a scam and in no way official?
I know these words but
I feel similarly, although I haven't ever really dated anybody thus far. Basically, I think in theory, having a boyfriend could be fun, especially so on Valentine's day. But I am 100% happy with being single, and I am very much not in a good position to think about dating.
Maybe that will change after I'm done with classes and have a job. Although even then, it won't be something I actively seek out.
curse that day
all relationships are defined as card or no card on that day
"Here's a thing for you to read and then throw away. It cost me seven dollars."
a serious psychological disorder
secret scheduled a stained-glass course for us to do on the 28th
AND SHES KNITTING ME A SWEATER SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY ITS GETTING P SERIOUS
A SWEATER THAT SHES CUSTOMIZING TO MY SPECIFICATIONS.
Didn't bother me much
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
You're more of a smoker kind of guy anyways so don't worry about it. Best you lose interest in each other before you end up getting burned by that grill.
Are you playing your love games with me?
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Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
What really trips people up is when I start quoting the other three seasons worth of the Mighty Boosh, because I keep forgetting that only about five other people actually watched it
Now it appears JUST when I'm breaking up with my girlfriend