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Bad "Food" Thread: We Talk About The Garbage We Put Inside Us

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    balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    There's a Jet's pizza up by my workplace. I haven't yet tried it, but maybe I'll grab a pizza on my way home tomorrow.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Anyone tried Pie Five Pizza Co.?

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    The problem is that Pizza Hut's cheese has already congealed and been reheated the first time it lands on your table.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Wienerschnitzel upsets me

    here is a chain who's name mentions, in the most direct way, schnitzel

    yet schnitzel is no where on their menu

    Wiener or otherwise

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    A burger, fries and presumably large soda since larges are .99 cents at McDs for 4 dollars is a really good price point

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    But do you get a toy?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    how is anything over 500 calories mini

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    This is an American McDonald's, tynic.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    triple cheese double bacon - quadruple bypass.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    tynic wrote: »
    how is anything over 500 calories mini

    Seriously! 800 calories is an honest-to-goodness meal!

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I guess calling them 'actually reasonably sized meals, especially in comparison to our typical meals' doesn't quite roll off the tongue

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    I wish there was a Wienerschnitzel around here. I want that Triple Cheese Double Bacon.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    All this ridonk pizza talk. Meanwhile, I could go for a fucking pizza blanca right now.

    Also, was I the only guy who liked McDonald's short-lived pizza option?

    No. No you were not. My family would split a McDonald's pizza and a 20 piece McNuggets.

    Split? Damn, I could eat all that by myself right now. :(

    The eating prowess of Golden Age Mego Thor was not as considerable as it is now.

    Also, we did not invite Volstagg.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    how is anything over 500 calories mini

    MURIKA

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    how is anything over 500 calories mini

    Well, it's less than 5,000...

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    builderr0r wrote: »
    I wish there was a Wienerschnitzel around here. I want that Triple Cheese Double Bacon.

    They have surprisingly good bacon. If haven't had that one but I've had their street dog and bacon breakfast biscuit.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    balerbower wrote: »
    Dominos used to be complete shit but has gotten significantly better ever since their "we've improved" campaign a few years back. When it comes to cheap pizza, it's ahead of the pack.

    Pizza Hut, on the other hand, remains the Burger King of pizza chains

    Don't you slam burger King like that

    You ready for some hyperbole, son

    Burger King

    *deep breath*

    is not very good

    (but I like their chicken fries)

    I know, that went a little overboard, but try to realize that it's just my ridiculous opinion and that I was going kind of over-the-top with it

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    builderr0r wrote: »
    I wish there was a Wienerschnitzel around here. I want that Triple Cheese Double Bacon.

    Pretzel dogs or bust

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Eh, burger king is okay. They're not good for how expensive they can be, but if they were fresh burgers they'd be pretty legit.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I have many, many alternatives to BK around here that can make a fresher, better burger for a comparable price, so there's just no reason for me to ever go there.

    Except when I get a hankering for chicken fries. With zesty sauce. Which does happen.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    There's nowhere else for this.

    Friends, this morning my new boss brought in breakfast tacos

    And I opened mine up

    And there was a Surprise Hot Dog inside.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I can't trust anything in this state to be hot dog-free.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    There's nowhere else for this.

    Friends, this morning my new boss brought in breakfast tacos

    And I opened mine up

    And there was a Surprise Hot Dog inside.

    Was it a breakfast hot dog, at least?

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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Welp I found my soulmate guys:

    https://youtu.be/I6HmlvQx64A

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm getting chicken fries!

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Falx wrote: »
    Welp I found my soulmate guys:

    https://youtu.be/I6HmlvQx64A

    What an adorable glutton!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
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    OH MY GOD AM I GLAD I HAVE WEINERSCHNITZELS IN MY TOWN

    A BUFFALO chili dog?
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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
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    I used to take the "healthy" frozen entrees (lean cuisine, healthy choice, smart ones) for work lunch all the time. I felt that it was pretty universal that the non-breaded chicken was always too sketchy to attempt. I choked down way too much gray "meat" before giving up on it entirely. The breaded chicken and the beef options were usually safe. It was also a universal fact that every single one of them is criminally under-seasoned, so some salt and pepper makes a world of difference.

    I'll be in the cold hard ground before I willingly microwave breaded meat

    But you'll microwave unbreaded mystery "meat"?

    I don't really follow your thought process here that unbreaded meat is surely made from compressed saw dust while breaded meat is all prime rib and tenderloin

    but yes I will, because microwaving breading turns it soggy and stodgy instead of crispy and buttery which is the whole point of breading

    Like seriously, when you put scare quotes around meat like that, what are you imagining is the alternative?

    What I'm saying is that the non-breaded chicken is very often unrecognizable as chicken. Even fake chicken. It has a weird graying color, has a totally different texture, and made me gag every time I accidentally took a bite of one of these disgusting little surprises. Most of the non-breaded chicken is perfectly recognizable as chicken and is perfectly edible. But for me it wasn't worth the risk.

    On the other hand, the breaded chicken, like the Lean Cuisine Sesame Chicken or one of the Chicken Parmesan offerings, were always 100% edible white meat. It wasn't good chicken, but at least it wasn't gelatinous.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    There's nowhere else for this.

    Friends, this morning my new boss brought in breakfast tacos

    And I opened mine up

    And there was a Surprise Hot Dog inside.

    Unannounced Meats strikes again!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Just ate a Grilled Stuft Nacho. Probably my new favorite Taco Bell item.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    I could go for a Taco Bell chicken quesadilla, with about a dozen packets of fire sauce.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    There's nowhere else for this.

    Friends, this morning my new boss brought in breakfast tacos

    And I opened mine up

    And there was a Surprise Hot Dog inside.

    Was it a breakfast hot dog, at least?

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    Yeah I think so. I didn't eat it so I can't say for sure.

    Also can we discuss that the person eating that breakfast hot dog is failing and should feel bad.

    SQUEEZE THE BUN SO THE YOLK RUNS YOU FOOL.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Just ate a Grilled Stuft Nacho. Probably my new favorite Taco Bell item.

    Yeah it's pretty good although mine was remarkable flat. Like, it didn't seem like there was nearly enough 'stuft' in it.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    On second glance is there... is there like... gravy on that?

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Just ate a Grilled Stuft Nacho. Probably my new favorite Taco Bell item.

    Yeah it's pretty good although mine was remarkable flat. Like, it didn't seem like there was nearly enough 'stuft' in it.

    I think my favorite thing from Taco Bell is probably the sriracha thing. It's not particularly spice as I was hoping it would be, but it is pretty damn tasty.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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