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Do you think you could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i miss battlebots

    battlebots would get really fuckin intense nowadays with the advancements we've made in drone technology

    airborne battlebots

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Pony wrote: »
    i miss battlebots

    battlebots would get really fuckin intense nowadays with the advancements we've made in drone technology

    airborne battlebots

    THAT SHIT IS BACK BRO!

    BACK! ON TV!

    edit: hold up - imma make a thread.

    JebusUD on
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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
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    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up
    Meghan Trainor would break that girl in half
    in half
    So you're saying she'd break her into quarters?

    Bite sized pieces

    My girl Arianna would take that bundle of straw she calls hair to THE GROUND SO HARD SHE ENDS UP IN THE SEWERS

    exist
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i miss battlebots

    battlebots would get really fuckin intense nowadays with the advancements we've made in drone technology

    airborne battlebots

    THAT SHIT IS BACK BRO!

    BACK! ON TV!

    edit: hold up - imma make a thread.

    Are you fuckin serious

    Me and the dudes at the shop were talking like a week ago about making some fighting robots and trying to get local interest going

    JebusUD
  • ChomplinChomplin Not 100% a dick Registered User regular
    Is she being mind controlled or possessed? If so she loses her edge, Meghan's strength lies in her keen intellect and unpredictability.

    Why are we fighting? Does she have a noble cause? If so she has the edge cause I know I don't have a noble cause for fighting Meghan Trainor

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i miss battlebots

    battlebots would get really fuckin intense nowadays with the advancements we've made in drone technology

    airborne battlebots

    THAT SHIT IS BACK BRO!

    BACK! ON TV!

    edit: hold up - imma make a thread.

    I swear to god the entire show had better not be one or two robots that don't work just sitting there in the arena because that's all the old show was

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Chomplin wrote: »
    Is she being mind controlled or possessed? If so she loses her edge, Meghan's strength lies in her keen intellect and unpredictability.

    Why are we fighting? Does she have a noble cause? If so she has the edge cause I know I don't have a noble cause for fighting Meghan Trainor

    Fighting Meghan Trainor is the noble cause.

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    Sheri
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Chomplin wrote: »
    Is she being mind controlled or possessed? If so she loses her edge, Meghan's strength lies in her keen intellect and unpredictability.

    Why are we fighting? Does she have a noble cause? If so she has the edge cause I know I don't have a noble cause for fighting Meghan Trainor

    While philosophising Megan Traynor mauls your face off. You lose 7 hit points and 1d4 facial features

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Does she comes to where I am and I fight her, or do I travel to where she is? Because I'd fight Megan Traynor for a round the world holiday.
    Do we get to pick the fight area?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

    Let's talk about the only violent sport that matters on TV these days.

    ... Battlebots!

    I watched that shit when it was on Comedy Central and I am pretty sure that spinners in the middleweight division were broke as shit.

    Heavyweight matches were just hilariously inept.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Does she comes to where I am and I fight her, or do I travel to where she is? Because I'd fight Megan Traynor for a round the world holiday.
    Do we get to pick the fight area?

    I already set this up. You were in target and she saw you.

    Gvzbgul
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, Battlebots is now airing on ABC at certain times.

    It is insane that it is on a network show. Jon Stewart used to make fun of it all the time back in the day.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I don't see how anyone liked Battlebots. It sounded cool on paper but ended up being dumb as fuck and super cheesy. Not the fun kind of cheesy either, but the sad and pathetic kind.

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    GethMetalbourne
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Robot Wars was superior.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well, yeah. Half the time the shit just broke and wouldn't work. And the 'hazards' were a joke unless they either A: flipped the bot or B: crushed the bot.

    There was one that had a piston on its back to right itself, and another that was designed to work up or down.

    The dumbest one by far was in the heavyweight division. It was literally a Pizza-Cutter spinning on wheels. It went down in one hit.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i miss battlebots

    battlebots would get really fuckin intense nowadays with the advancements we've made in drone technology

    airborne battlebots

    THAT SHIT IS BACK BRO!

    BACK! ON TV!

    edit: hold up - imma make a thread.

    I swear to god the entire show had better not be one or two robots that don't work just sitting there in the arena because that's all the old show was

    So one of the fights from the premiere last night had a robot with 2 mini-drones that contain flamethrowers fighting a weird "walking" bot with a very powerful vertical spinner. One of the minis gets under the other one and starts blazing it, and the spinner one manages to wallop the minibot, causing a big fireball and fucking shrapnel everywhere.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • ChomplinChomplin Not 100% a dick Registered User regular
    Chomplin wrote: »
    Is she being mind controlled or possessed? If so she loses her edge, Meghan's strength lies in her keen intellect and unpredictability.

    Why are we fighting? Does she have a noble cause? If so she has the edge cause I know I don't have a noble cause for fighting Meghan Trainor

    While philosophising Megan Traynor mauls your face off. You lose 7 hit points and 1d4 facial features

    Does she do it slowly though? Kinda sexy like? If so I may not mind all that much. What are her intentions mauling my face?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Chomplin wrote: »
    Chomplin wrote: »
    Is she being mind controlled or possessed? If so she loses her edge, Meghan's strength lies in her keen intellect and unpredictability.

    Why are we fighting? Does she have a noble cause? If so she has the edge cause I know I don't have a noble cause for fighting Meghan Trainor

    While philosophising Megan Traynor mauls your face off. You lose 7 hit points and 1d4 facial features

    Does she do it slowly though? Kinda sexy like? If so I may not mind all that much. What are her intentions mauling my face?

    It was not slow and only sexy to a gore fetishist. You try to ask her what her intentions are but you're interrupted by her tearing out your jugular vein. Roll fortitude to avoid passing out from blood loss.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    wait, is Meghan Trainor secretly Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    builderr0r
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Your friend could have used your help while you were trying to ascertain Megan Traynor's identity. She's thrown chomplin's corpse on a bonfire and roasted them until every inch of them was perfect, from the bottom to the top.

    You can't help but think that chomplin smells delicious, by the way.

    Geth roll 1d20 to discern identity.

    You think she's mileena and you look around desperately for a place to put a quarter so you can kick her ass

    to discern identity:
    1d20 1 [1d20=1]

    Metalbourne on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    wait, is Meghan Trainor secretly Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    Is that the one with the fans or the one with the teeth?

    CRVUyQp.png
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    wait, is Meghan Trainor secretly Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    Is that the one with the fans or the one with the teeth?

    They don't fucking know! They rolled a 1!

    DarmakmiscellaneousinsanityRhesus Positive
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    wait, is Meghan Trainor secretly Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    Is that the one with the fans or the one with the teeth?

    Teeth!

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    DarmakWhippy
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    Meghan Trainor has been banned from tournament due to an infinite on T.Hawk

    Knob
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    wait, is Meghan Trainor secretly Mileena from Mortal Kombat

    Is that the one with the fans or the one with the teeth?

    Teeth!

    tumblr_nmy9dblAUr1qhhvubo1_500.png

    Still pretty hot

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    builderr0r
  • existexist Registered User regular
    HellaJeff wrote: »
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    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up
    Meghan Trainor would break that girl in half
    in half
    So you're saying she'd break her into quarters?

    Bite sized pieces

    My girl Arianna would take that bundle of straw she calls hair to THE GROUND SO HARD SHE ENDS UP IN THE SEWERS

    you fucking fraud there is only 1 n in her name. ariana.

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