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You vs 1 billion ants
DarkPrimus
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You versus one billion ants. Who walks away?
What kind of ants are they?
Great question. There are 12,000 species of ants so let's assume that we divide that distribution evenly, giving each species of ant 83334 (rounding up) participants.
What kind of prep time do I have?
What do you mean prep time? You aren't fuckin' Batman, you didn't anticipate this happening today
What so I can't just go to the hardware store and buy the shelf full of RAID?
If you think that's your only path to victory you're welcome to attempt it, but you're going to have to get through one billion ants in order to reach transportation to your local Menards or whatever.
What if I go for their queens? That seems like an easy route to victory.
Ants perform tasks en masse outside the colony while the queen stays safely secluded all the goddamn time. And it's not like ants are robots. They don't just stop and shut down if you kill the queen. If anything that's just gonna drive them into even more of a frenzy.
Aren't ants extremely territorial? Wouldn't each colony be as likely to turn against each other as attack me?
If that were the case it wouldn't be you versus 1 billion ants, now would it. They are united in their goal of your utter annihilation.
What kind of ants are they?
Great question. There are 12,000 species of ants so let's assume that we divide that distribution evenly, giving each species of ant 83334 (rounding up) participants.
What kind of prep time do I have?
What do you mean prep time? You aren't fuckin' Batman, you didn't anticipate this happening today
What so I can't just go to the hardware store and buy the shelf full of RAID?
If you think that's your only path to victory you're welcome to attempt it, but you're going to have to get through one billion ants in order to reach transportation to your local Menards or whatever.
What if I go for their queens? That seems like an easy route to victory.
Ants perform tasks en masse outside the colony while the queen stays safely secluded all the goddamn time. And it's not like ants are robots. They don't just stop and shut down if you kill the queen. If anything that's just gonna drive them into even more of a frenzy.
Aren't ants extremely territorial? Wouldn't each colony be as likely to turn against each other as attack me?
If that were the case it wouldn't be you versus 1 billion ants, now would it. They are united in their goal of your utter annihilation.
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i'm gonna lie down and let the ants take me. For the planet's sake.
And I'm fine with that
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1 billion ants are still slow as hell compared to me
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just 5 or 6.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
The will win through sheer terror
X vs Y threads
or literally anything else
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I couldn’t take that
X vs Y? The Pokémon thread is over there
remember that you can out pace the billion ant truck x a lot
edit: It looks as though saharan silver ants can move nearly a yard a second!
too bad they are as squishable as any other!
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I would be buried alive
No prep time? Ants win.
Yeah if I could like get a way to take out small chunks of the 1 billion, like 10 thousand ants at a time, but without being crushed to death by just like 10 million of them, yeah...it’d take me a while, I guess...but I’d have to do this enough times that the chances of them getting me at least once are pretty high
But if all I have to do is evade them indefinitely?
I honestly still don’t trust myself, never been able to evade ants completely my whole life
how am i to die
But I'm tired of having low self-confidence by god, so I say I think I could maneuver my way around the ants and reach a car, in which case I can quickly acquire aid from an exterminator or perhaps my local flamethrower-owner to put these ants down
Have confidence everyone!!
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