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We'll never be free of [Twitter]'s wretched curse

HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
edited March 2023 in Social Entropy++
As long as it remains newsworthy, anyways. In part because it's an unofficial news aggregator!

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    The face/off cook out thing made me think of another

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    cook out with your rook out

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    We should go back to talking about theme park stuff. They closed the kidzone in Universal Florida and I rode the Woody Woodpecker coaster the last day it was running and its probably going to become a Secret Life of Pets area now.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Fool of a cook

    We'll never get out of moria now

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2023
    You know as they say.

    Look out with your cook out.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    They cooked on the boat.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Thought of another classic line for a joke that totally, totally, totally works, this bit's an all-timer, there's no stopping this juggernaut

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    why do they call it cookout when you cook food in the hot cook out eat the food

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    We are going to cook

    *clap clap*

    YOU OUT

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Rational brain: It's all fake, the angrier I get the more he wins, these are not genuine reactions they are bait
    Animal brain: This motherfucker's startled by POTATOES

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Like, it’s fake. It’s a joke. I get it. But it’s not even a good joke is the thing. He’s shocked about flour.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    His reactions are obviously staged, but they are well performed.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Rational brain: It's all fake, the angrier I get the more he wins, these are not genuine reactions they are bait
    Animal brain: This motherfucker's startled by POTATOES

    Food Brain: fuck I want that soup

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Wait until he sees what we do with fries and frosties

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Like

    That sounds like a goddamn good potato soup


    Richer than a king and questionable for your arterial integrity

    But damn good soup

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I know that particular tiktok is bait but I really did meet a girl once from Leeds who earnestly thought black pepper was too spicy

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Almost had us in the first half there.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    had us in the first half etc.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I know that particular tiktok is bait but I really did meet a girl once from Leeds who earnestly thought black pepper was too spicy

    I have one friend and several acquaintances like this and I do not understand at all

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rational brain: It's all fake, the angrier I get the more he wins, these are not genuine reactions they are bait
    Animal brain: This motherfucker's startled by POTATOES

    Stomach brain: I wanna make that fuckin soup.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP

    yeah i've played world of warcraft dragonflight

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I made potato soup tonight. Much less going on with it than that Cajun soup but very good nonetheless.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I know that particular tiktok is bait but I really did meet a girl once from Leeds who earnestly thought black pepper was too spicy

    I have one friend and several acquaintances like this and I do not understand at all

    That's how my Nana that raised me was. She couldn't eat any sort of pepper except maybe bell peppers.

    I get it tho, she was raised poor in the hills of Virginia in like the 40s and shit, they ate different kinds of food with limited access to herbs and spices compared to what we have nowadays.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP

    yeah i've played world of warcraft dragonflight

    Yes chef!

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Hey theme park thread, I rode the Mario Kart ride and it was…fine? It was fine. I wish it was something else though - the ride is real slow so you don’t really get the sensation of a race anywhere outside of one particular section, and the AR just makes everything super busy which is so weird because they actually did a fun job with physical sets on this ride. The queue is phenomenal and full of so many details and I just wish the ride matched it, but it just feels like a really expensive tech demo.

    The land itself is really immersive and kinetic but damn it does feel a bit empty. We didn’t get the Yoshi ride out here that they got in Japan, and it really feels missed. Obviously space in Uni Hollywood will always be an issue but the whole thing just feels obligatory, like they had to put a Nintendo World out here and did the bare minimum.

    Anyway, Disney also decided to reopen their passes for sale so I bought one just in time for them to open the Mickey ride out here god help me.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    The Yoshi ride doesn't seem extremely inspiring but it does add a lot to have the Yoshis all circling the land

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    As a British I'm a little weirded out by a soup that is apparently one third fat by volume

    Anyway what you are you all doing cooking, don't you know you'll never be as efficient at it as a professional

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I know that particular tiktok is bait but I really did meet a girl once from Leeds who earnestly thought black pepper was too spicy

    I mean, I don't seek out peppery food, but that's more about the taste

    But I have gone to Nandos with at least one person who was concerned that Lemon and Herb was going to be too spicy, while I was ordering the hottest chicken and adding more sauce to the chips, so I know they exist

    I tend to assume it's a bad experience during formative years, like how I once thought I was eating a crisp but it was compacted prawn cocktail flavour powder at the bottom of the bag, so now I can't face eating prawn cocktail crisps

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    As another Brit, I like a bit of spiciness, but if it gets to the level where I am sweating and red in the face then I don't find that an enjoyable experience

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I find curry house spice the least tolerable spice, especially when there's the option for a milder curry with better flavours

    Thai and peri peri, on the other hand, seem like a much, I don't know, lighter spice, even if they're hotter in terms of Scoville units

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    As a British I'm a little weirded out by a soup that is apparently one third fat by volume

    Anyway what you are you all doing cooking, don't you know you'll never be as efficient at it as a professional


    This tweet has lived rent free on repeat in my head all morning what the fuck

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Twitter on web now switches to "for you" every time I open it.

    Maybe it's time to delete my account.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I hear if you go on the F-Zero ride you get lost for over ten years, and when it’s over the staff cannot perceive you by any means.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    As a British I'm a little weirded out by a soup that is apparently one third fat by volume

    Anyway what you are you all doing cooking, don't you know you'll never be as efficient at it as a professional


    This tweet has lived rent free on repeat in my head all morning what the fuck

    It's an interesting point made in the most Twitter way possible

    Economies of scale could create a more time efficient way to feed the population, but that assumes that enough people want to live like that and that it would make an appreciable difference to costs to the individual

    More communal cooking within populations could be a good thing, depending on who you live with - having a dinner club in apartment blocks or workplaces, for example

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    a big communal neighborhood kitchen could own actually imho

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