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Or maybe have it start with the basic +4 joker already in play.
It just really struggles early game since you can't take advantage of its upside for quite a while.
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bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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1 mil hand is fairly diffuclt to get going, annoingly because one of the best cards for it - Stuntman - is locked behind... a 1 mil hand.
Generally thoguh, the way to pull it off is to have a good chip card (The Bull, Square Joker, Stuntman), a good raw multi card (Ride the Bus, Green Joker, Mystic Joker, Supernova - anything that can get past 30+ mult), and a bunch of X multi sources. Collector/Baseball or whatever he's called is really good, as it's 1.5x per uncommon joker you have, which then triggers sequetially - So your 30x mult becomes 45, becomes 67.5, becomes 101.25... etc.
Stuff like Baron with Mime, Red Seal, Steel Kings can also got absolutely nuts because of said multiplier stacking
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Edit: I think I also had that joker that generates jokers for every round, and then the joker that gets more powerful when you sell jokers. So if the joker was good, I kept it, but if the joker was bad, I sold it and got more powerful.
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Plasma deck feels very easy to grind wins out with since a single foil joker will get you through the first couple antes on its own, at least up to whatever I'm on (purple stake?)
I don't understand how this hits a billion; it seems like the jokers here plus a hand full of bonused kings would be ~800 chips, plus whatever your actual hand is worth and then the 32xmult from Triboulet
A lvl 1 flush five would be like... still under 1k x 1k, if I'm doing my math right, which is a loooong way from 33k x 33k for a billion
What am I missing/messing up
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Which was sort of bad when 41 of the 73 card deck were Queens, and most of those were Red Seal Steel Queens. Alas!
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The first, i had managed to get THREE copies of the legendary and a blueprint. 5-of hands were pushing north of 10 billion depending on the card enhancements. I didn't have the reroll voucher yet so my fith joker was that disable bosses one. This setup got me to unlock Stuntman, which then suddenly appeared in the shop as a polychrome. I foolishly rolled the dice and the next boss was face cards debuffed. Over on ante 12.
Next, similar set up but i only have one of the K/Q legendary with a blueprint and brainstorm. Not rolling quite as high but i also pick up the legendary that clones your consumables. With a strength and death getting cloned i start to convert my entire deck into queens.
I also have the Observatory voucher so once i get my deck set up my plan is to switch over to copying the right planet card over and over and really sent my score to the moon.
A couple rounds into ante 10 i realize i can swap the two legendaries to get 3x consumables then swap it back again. Nice, doing this gets my deck nearly complete with a ton of clones of a polychrome queen.
Come up against the "can only play one hand type" boss, don't think anything of it, every hand wins I'm still on like ante 11. Play my hand, pitiful score. Oops, i forgot to swap the legendaries back. It's ok i have more hands expect...
First hand was flush five instead of 5ofKind. My queens are pretty well mixed in suit and despise my desperate last few draws i can't get another flush five together.
Just
Fucking
Tragic
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Especially since it can be tricky to get that many Jokers to meaningfully contribute as at times. Especially at higher difficulties. My gag run of 12 Jokers was funny, but very few of the negative Jokers were handy. So having an extra "Well it beats an empty slot" Joker just doesn't help a ton. At least in my experience.
I got it with the Checkered deck by going hard on hearts, and getting that Joker with the increased probability. It gets especially fun if you can get the voucher that lets you get Jupiter every time. Still takes work, but spamming cards is buying a bunch of extra chips and +multi Jokers without taking up a slot. Of course that requires getting those things in the first place.
Easier with that deck with no face cards, and with smeared joker, but I'm pretty sure it was just with red deck?
Missed the big blind on Ante 9 by a hair, but at least it got me my first orange blind win first (Bull on Plasma deck with infinite money is good)
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And then Business Card to make a bit of money while making money
Midas works on non-scoring cards so you don't even need splash.
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that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I had gotten Business Card first so Splash was generating a lot of returns off of that already
I think Splash is one of my favorites, it enables so many things
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Yup.
Though because chip bonuses are always + and not x if you want to go endless you have to pivot to mult at some point.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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I don't think I've ever picked up Splash over any other Joker.
I can't think when it would be worth it aside edge cases like the above, and then only until I curate my deck and force everything gold.
Hmmm looks like it applies xMult before it does the balancing so you'd have to go really hard into to match some of the available chip bonuses.
Edit:, though in fairness if it happened after it would make the deck OP than it already feels like
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So just one example that springs to mind, that I've used pretty recently
The Joker that gives you x3 mult if you have a scoring card from each suit obviously only works on hands that score 4 or 5 cards
So if you've been focused on pairs or three of a kind or whatever, picking up splash lets you keep doing the hands your deck is built for while also giving you a x3 mult
It's not, like, a meta strategy or anything, but there are lots of non-edge cases where it comes in handy
You can add bonus/mult/glass cards to hands that wouldn't ordinarily score them, for another example
Or if you have a build where every card counts as a face card and your face cards are adding mult/chips, suddenly you're always getting those bonuses on 5 cards instead of however many you manage to score in a hand
It's pretty useful to be able to always score 5 cards
Why are people building around high card or pair?
Quick example, you have a whole lot of steel cards, so it's best you have many of them in your hand when you play.
You can get some good builds going that way!
Esp if you have something like burned joker to bump up the level of the hand.
But like, if you have scaling +chips and +mult jokers then dedicate the rest to xmult then the hand you pay kind of stops mattering.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
If you can get them rolling, decks that use Burned Joker + Square Joker quickly go nuts on score. Just gotta get past the initial hump
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So I had to skip on square joker, but trips are now at level 7, so hoping I can juice them past the plant?
Edit: haha, 20K debuffed trips against a 40K boss blind. Eat it, plant.
I had a negative Invisible Joker and when I sold it, it put me at 1 joker above my limit. On its own that's not that weird and works in favor of the player.
Later I encountered Stencil Joker in the shop and it was listed as X-1.
Now I'm curious if it's actually possible to get a negative multiplier.
Not to dogpile, but I just got this game yesterday and my first win was because I got "+8 mult if played hand contains a Pair", and dumping some planets into it carried me for a long time.
That ended up being a really cool card, because stuff like a K, Q, 9, 9, 5 flush "contained" a pair.
Scaling jokers can make your actual hand basically irrelevant, and if all you care about is your high card you essentially get a free discard with every hand you play
Hmmm easiest might be if you can get that joker that gets +1 per hand played and -1 per discard. If that can go negative that might be the most straightforward. That or if you could somehow not eat the popcorn.
This game is absolutely wild. So fun.
I got an Ante 2 Small Blind Mega Spectral that combo'd into a load of Queen of Hearts, and also got early shop cost reduction vouchers.
Then I high rolled Blueprint + Constellation around Ante 4 and was off to the races. Just spammed buying $2 and then later $1 planets from the shop all game long. Finished with 10.1x Multiplier on Constellation, but sadly went out at the 450m Big Blind because I couldn't get my glass cards to line up. In retrospect, I probably should have burned some hands drawing to them for one giant swing instead of doing one or two per hand for "only" 100 million a pop. Lesson learned for the future.
But hey, finally got over that Ante 11 hump I had been hitting.
that joker cannot go into negative mult, (un?)fortunately