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My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
neville is such a bad gay that he doesn't have a pen in his car.
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
uh
thanks?
oops
you are *far* from the worst gay we have on these forums
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
uh
thanks?
oops
you are *far* from the worst gay we have on these forums
That title goes to Keith.
For shame, Keith.
I think that's because Keith's bi.
I'm a better gay than that.
Girls are for gabbing with and shopping.
Not for sexing.
i didn't orgasm either of my first two times because i didn't have condoms
so they were pretty unremarkable
also i posted here sometime when the Writers Block was slow and i wandered down here.
Wait...what?
So because you didn't have a condom, you didn't finish off utilizing any number of alternate methods that could have sealed the deal? Damn, that's like blue balls to the extreme.
i didn't orgasm either of my first two times because i didn't have condoms
so they were pretty unremarkable
also i posted here sometime when the Writers Block was slow and i wandered down here.
Wait...what?
So because you didn't have a condom, you didn't finish off utilizing any number of alternate methods that could have sealed the deal? Damn, that's like blue balls to the extreme.
Here is a story about what my parents thought (and possibly still think) was my first time.
So, I was in community college at the time, 19, and still living with my parents. One day, when both of my parents were at work, my girlfriend and I came back to the house for some sex between classes. We were in my bedroom, and had just gotten all our clothes off when I hear an ominous noise. Our family's dog is barking. Now, this dog barked for one reason and one reason only: my Dad was coming up the sidewalk.
Not waiting for visual confirmation, I throw on my bathrobe and run out. At this point, my parents still think I'm a virgin, and for some reason, maintaining this illusion seems like the Most Important Thing in the World at that moment. Anyhow, I make some small talk with my Dad, who tells me that he came home for lunch (rare, but it did happen on occasion). He asks if I'm hungry, and I say yes, so he makes me a great sandwich, and we sit and eat. Probably half an hour goes by. My girlfriend is still hiding, naked, in my bedroom, but I'm thinking all is cool, since my Dad is apparently none-the-wiser. We finish lunch, chat some more for a bit, and he gets up, saying that it's time for him to get back to work.
As he opens the front door to leave, he says over his shoulder, glib as can be:
i didn't orgasm either of my first two times because i didn't have condoms
so they were pretty unremarkable
also i posted here sometime when the Writers Block was slow and i wandered down here.
Wait...what?
So because you didn't have a condom, you didn't finish off utilizing any number of alternate methods that could have sealed the deal? Damn, that's like blue balls to the extreme.
Pfft, no wonder.
He posts in the Writer's Block.
nothing wrong with the writer's block
anyway at least they orgasmed, which i always find far more satisfying
i didn't orgasm either of my first two times because i didn't have condoms
so they were pretty unremarkable
also i posted here sometime when the Writers Block was slow and i wandered down here.
Wait...what?
So because you didn't have a condom, you didn't finish off utilizing any number of alternate methods that could have sealed the deal? Damn, that's like blue balls to the extreme.
Pfft, no wonder.
He posts in the Writer's Block.
nothing wrong with the writer's block
anyway at least they orgasmed, which i always find far more satisfying
That's what they told you at least
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
Here is a story about what my parents thought (and possibly still think) was my first time.
So, I was in community college at the time, 19, and still living with my parents. One day, when both of my parents were at work, my girlfriend and I came back to the house for some sex between classes. We were in my bedroom, and had just gotten all our clothes off when I hear an ominous noise. Our family's dog is barking. Now, this dog barked for one reason and one reason only: my Dad was coming up the sidewalk.
Not waiting for visual confirmation, I throw on my bathrobe and run out. At this point, my parents still think I'm a virgin, and for some reason, maintaining this illusion seems like the Most Important Thing in the World at that moment. Anyhow, I make some small talk with my Dad, who tells me that he came home for lunch (rare, but it did happen on occasion). He asks if I'm hungry, and I say yes, so he makes me a great sandwich, and we sit and eat. Probably half an hour goes by. My girlfriend is still hiding, naked, in my bedroom, but I'm thinking all is cool, since my Dad is apparently none-the-wiser. We finish lunch, chat some more for a bit, and he gets up, saying that it's time for him to get back to work.
As he opens the front door to leave, he says over his shoulder, glib as can be:
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
I have no idea what my first post in the forums was. I probably started in G&T.
First time attempting having sex was with a girl that had just dumped me and wanted a fuck before she went home (long distance relationship). This didn't work out, I didn't have my heart in it for obvious reasons. She flipped out and acted like a complete bitch after all was said and done, so I wasn't too upset about the whole thing.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
woah this is news
I put the number of penisless women in the low 60s.
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
woah this is news
I put the number of penisless women in the low 60s.
I'm too lazy to look for my first post, But it was probably in G & T as well.
Eventually, I found SE++ more fun.
First time with sex?
My girlfriend and I did it in my room. Nothing eventful (besides than the sex) happened, other than that the next morning, my mom's friend (who was renting a room in our house at the time) saw my girlfriend up stairs and said "Oh, that's what the commotion was about *wink*".
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
uh
thanks?
oops
you are *far* from the worst gay we have on these forums
That title goes to Keith.
For shame, Keith.
i'm the worst sex
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Here is a story about what my parents thought (and possibly still think) was my first time.
So, I was in community college at the time, 19, and still living with my parents. One day, when both of my parents were at work, my girlfriend and I came back to the house for some sex between classes. We were in my bedroom, and had just gotten all our clothes off when I hear an ominous noise. Our family's dog is barking. Now, this dog barked for one reason and one reason only: my Dad was coming up the sidewalk.
Not waiting for visual confirmation, I throw on my bathrobe and run out. At this point, my parents still think I'm a virgin, and for some reason, maintaining this illusion seems like the Most Important Thing in the World at that moment. Anyhow, I make some small talk with my Dad, who tells me that he came home for lunch (rare, but it did happen on occasion). He asks if I'm hungry, and I say yes, so he makes me a great sandwich, and we sit and eat. Probably half an hour goes by. My girlfriend is still hiding, naked, in my bedroom, but I'm thinking all is cool, since my Dad is apparently none-the-wiser. We finish lunch, chat some more for a bit, and he gets up, saying that it's time for him to get back to work.
As he opens the front door to leave, he says over his shoulder, glib as can be:
IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
My first post was in some thread in SE++ after lurking for about 6 months, and creating an account about a week earlier. I don't even remember what it was. I think somebody yelled at me for the join date, and then got yelled at by somebody else.
As for my first time sexually I'm still waiting...
My first post was in the AC.
I think Grifter called me a faggot and told me to cross-hatch less.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
My first post was in SE++ or whatever it was called 5 years ago.
My first time having sex was with a friend when I was a freshmen in high school. She was a nice girl who wasn't afraid of sex, but only slept with boyfriends she had been dating a while. I guess she felt the need to teach me some moves, we dated a month or two, and went back to being friends. The first time was kind of a surprise and she was all "OK, it's time to do stuff, let me show you". I was an easy lay, she didn't even have to take me out to dinner or a show.
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Neville you seem pretty gay but you are from the worst gay we have on these forums.
Disco Stu would be so proud
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uh
thanks?
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oops
you are *far* from the worst gay we have on these forums
That title goes to Keith.
For shame, Keith.
I think that's because Keith's bi.
I'm a better gay than that.
Girls are for gabbing with and shopping.
Not for sexing.
so they were pretty unremarkable
also i posted here sometime when the Writers Block was slow and i wandered down here.
On a waterbed.
Because, you know, we figured that two virgins fucking wouldn't be awkward enough on its own.
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Wait...what?
So because you didn't have a condom, you didn't finish off utilizing any number of alternate methods that could have sealed the deal? Damn, that's like blue balls to the extreme.
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The rolling waves are supposed to soothe you and relax you.
Or you accidentally puncture the bed with your dick and in a series of poorly timed flailing motions manage to drown the both of you.
Pfft, no wonder.
He posts in the Writer's Block.
How sharp do you think his dick is, unless he's wielding a katana down there or some crazy shit.
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nothing wrong with the writer's block
anyway at least they orgasmed, which i always find far more satisfying
That's what they told you at least
Naporeon always has his saber sharpened.
why would you go and destroy my only happy memories
A+ would read again
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indeed.
now reply to my PM or get on aim, damnit
woah this is news
First time attempting having sex was with a girl that had just dumped me and wanted a fuck before she went home (long distance relationship). This didn't work out, I didn't have my heart in it for obvious reasons. She flipped out and acted like a complete bitch after all was said and done, so I wasn't too upset about the whole thing.
I put the number of penisless women in the low 60s.
Absolute or percentage
Eventually, I found SE++ more fun.
First time with sex?
My girlfriend and I did it in my room. Nothing eventful (besides than the sex) happened, other than that the next morning, my mom's friend (who was renting a room in our house at the time) saw my girlfriend up stairs and said "Oh, that's what the commotion was about *wink*".
i'm the worst sex
does he have the looks, though
Man, what a faggot.
please give your dad a high five for me
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
As for my first time sexually I'm still waiting...
I think Grifter called me a faggot and told me to cross-hatch less.
My first time having sex was with a friend when I was a freshmen in high school. She was a nice girl who wasn't afraid of sex, but only slept with boyfriends she had been dating a while. I guess she felt the need to teach me some moves, we dated a month or two, and went back to being friends. The first time was kind of a surprise and she was all "OK, it's time to do stuff, let me show you". I was an easy lay, she didn't even have to take me out to dinner or a show.
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that is still more interesting than any of my sex life
It's nice to know Grifter hasn't changed.
are you jim lee?