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Hello, Ladies.

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
Larlar Approved!

Guys, sometimes there are a lot of fine ladies.

Sometimes these fine ladies are many fine places

Like the bar down the street

or the street in front of the bar

or any street you're driving by.

And sometimes, fellas, well, you know what these ladies need. These ladies need a fine pick-up line.

And sometimes, well, "Do you come here often?" just doesn't work, particularly in the street scenarios.

Maybe you need some of the good stuff. You know. "Are your thighs made of ham? Because I'd sure like to be lickin' your crotch."

"Honey you're so sweet I might lose a leg."

"Baby vaginas scare me because they are like meaty pockets with teeth."

Sometimes the ladies want the nerds pick-ups, so that they know their man has the time, money and panty-wetting inclination to spend on hundreds of hours of internet a month.

"Is your WASD dusty? Because you've been autorunning through my dreams all night."

"Supercollideyoo? I hardly know you!"

And sometimes, the ladies ask for something special. Something sweet, something kind. Something they know only big daddy Shanky can give them, so I run to the ATM.

Gentlemen...how do you pick-up the ladies?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ladies

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DAMNIT WAM

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Photography is amazingly good for this, it appeals to a woman's vanity and helps her get comfortable around you (and possibly naked...for tasteful nudes, you know)

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey that's like my go-to WaM

    If the ladies were Pokemon, they would be English-sympathizers that live in Ireland, because Shankill Butcher is super-effective

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    was expecting beastie boys

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bitches and hos
    bitches and hos

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    alcohol

    i'm usually bad at small talk with bitches but the right amount of alcohol makes anything that comes out of my stupid mouth mutually awesome for both of us

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    one of my favorite pickup lines is 'shut up and leave, men are talking'

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    fucking bitches

    god damn I am having some dramas stemming from ladies at the moment.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I tell them "Mmm, I can't wait to have sex with that vagina" and they are putty in my hands

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I pick up ladies by first getting low to the ground, and then, while making sure to keep the lady close to my chest and my back as straight as possible, I lift with my legs, in order to avoid spinal injury.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gross.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    fucking bitches

    god damn I am having some dramas stemming from ladies at the moment.

    livejournal

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have my mom introduce me.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    one of the funniest pickup lines I ever saw work was when this guy I know stopped this girl that was walking by him at a party, pointed at his lap and said "Dance on it."

    A year later, they married.

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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    "Are you wearing astronaut pants? Because you're giving me an erection.."

    Wait.. no..

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just flash my big wads of cash. Ladies like men with big wads of cash.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I sweat a lot and pass out

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I pick up ladies by first getting low to the ground, and then, while making sure to keep the lady close to my chest and my back as straight as possible, I lift with my legs, in order to avoid spinal injury.

    soulja boi upindee ho
    waime cranky waime lo
    why me crank dat soulja boi den superman dat ho now wok me
    you crank dat soul now wok me
    you crank dat soul now wok me
    you crank dat soul now wok me
    you crank dat soul now wok me

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Are those headlights, or are you just GET IN MY FUCKING VAN."

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    one of the funniest pickup lines I ever saw work was when this guy I know stopped this girl that was walking by him at a party, pointed at his lap and said "Dance on it."

    A year later, they married.

    You know Woody Allen?

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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Ladies like men with big wads.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Are you wearing astronaut pants? Because you're giving me an erection.."

    Wait.. no..

    "Are you an Engineer? Cause you're erectin' my dispenser."

    Man that was bad.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    "Are those headlights, or are you just GET IN MY FUCKING VAN."

    I suppose that is the general gist of beating a girl over the head with a chair leg and then putting her in the van myself, yes.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Are you wearing astronaut pants? Because you're giving me an erection.."

    Wait.. no..

    "Are you an Engineer? Cause you're erectin' my dispenser."

    Man that was bad.

    Spy sappin' my judgement.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey baby, you ever notice how Talbuks Clefthoofs and Windrocs all have bleed effects?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    relax, i'm a doctor

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    I am going to test the structural integrity of dat ass

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Does this smell like a snapping turtle to you?"

    Then you hit them with a brick.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you a communist? Because you're definitely Stalin Zedong.

    alt: Lenin Zedong.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God you're saucy
    We should fistfight

    #pipe on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Hey baby, you ever notice how Talbuks Clefthoofs and Windrocs all have bleed effects?

    h5

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    we play the "who can ingest the most rohypnol" game

    I always let them win

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    "Are those headlights, or are you just GET IN MY FUCKING VAN."

    I suppose that is the general gist of beating a girl over the head with a chair leg and then putting her in the van myself, yes.

    pipe wrench

    but let us not talk in trivialities

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    God you're saucy
    We should fistfight

    I actually met my wife in a bar brawl.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tits or gtfo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "I'M TOTALLY TOUCHING MY JUNK RIGHT NOW

    BUT YOU PROBABLY GUESSED THAT

    BECAUSE THE REST IS IN YOUR MOUTH"

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm going to bed, this thread had better be self-sustaining by morning.

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