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Hello, Ladies.
Charles Kinbote
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Guys, sometimes there are a lot of fine ladies.
Sometimes these fine ladies are many fine places
Like the bar down the street
or the street in front of the bar
or any street you're driving by.
And sometimes, fellas, well, you know what these ladies need. These ladies need a fine pick-up line.
And sometimes, well, "Do you come here often?" just doesn't work, particularly in the street scenarios.
Maybe you need some of the good stuff. You know. "Are your thighs made of ham? Because I'd sure like to be lickin' your crotch."
"Honey you're so sweet I might lose a leg."
"Baby vaginas scare me because they are like meaty pockets with teeth."
Sometimes the ladies want the nerds pick-ups, so that they know their man has the time, money and panty-wetting inclination to spend on hundreds of hours of internet a month.
"Is your WASD dusty? Because you've been autorunning through my dreams all night."
"Supercollideyoo? I hardly know you!"
And sometimes, the ladies ask for something special. Something sweet, something kind. Something they know only big daddy Shanky can give them, so I run to the ATM.
Gentlemen...how do you pick-up the ladies?
Guys, sometimes there are a lot of fine ladies.
Sometimes these fine ladies are many fine places
Like the bar down the street
or the street in front of the bar
or any street you're driving by.
And sometimes, fellas, well, you know what these ladies need. These ladies need a fine pick-up line.
And sometimes, well, "Do you come here often?" just doesn't work, particularly in the street scenarios.
Maybe you need some of the good stuff. You know. "Are your thighs made of ham? Because I'd sure like to be lickin' your crotch."
"Honey you're so sweet I might lose a leg."
"Baby vaginas scare me because they are like meaty pockets with teeth."
Sometimes the ladies want the nerds pick-ups, so that they know their man has the time, money and panty-wetting inclination to spend on hundreds of hours of internet a month.
"Is your WASD dusty? Because you've been autorunning through my dreams all night."
"Supercollideyoo? I hardly know you!"
And sometimes, the ladies ask for something special. Something sweet, something kind. Something they know only big daddy Shanky can give them, so I run to the ATM.
Gentlemen...how do you pick-up the ladies?
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If the ladies were Pokemon, they would be English-sympathizers that live in Ireland, because Shankill Butcher is super-effective
bitches and hos
i'm usually bad at small talk with bitches but the right amount of alcohol makes anything that comes out of my stupid mouth mutually awesome for both of us
god damn I am having some dramas stemming from ladies at the moment.
livejournal
Steam
A year later, they married.
Wait.. no..
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
soulja boi upindee ho
waime cranky waime lo
why me crank dat soulja boi den superman dat ho now wok me
you crank dat soul now wok me
you crank dat soul now wok me
you crank dat soul now wok me
you crank dat soul now wok me
You know Woody Allen?
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
"Are you an Engineer? Cause you're erectin' my dispenser."
Man that was bad.
Steam
I suppose that is the general gist of beating a girl over the head with a chair leg and then putting her in the van myself, yes.
Spy sappin' my judgement.
Then you hit them with a brick.
alt: Lenin Zedong.
We should fistfight
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
h5
I always let them win
pipe wrench
but let us not talk in trivialities
I actually met my wife in a bar brawl.
BUT YOU PROBABLY GUESSED THAT
BECAUSE THE REST IS IN YOUR MOUTH"