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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    veretas deary will you buy me a new tablet pretty please

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    It is okay to hate him though

    Thank goodness

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    You should buy like a giant cruise ship

    and throw a big party on it

    for us

    and like sail around picking us up

    and you could call it S.S. Boner

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    veretas, i hope i get your for secret satans.

    or rather that you get me.

    You are gonna shit in a box and send it to me huh

    i mean, what else do you get for the person who has everything?

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that is more than 3.1 million dollars.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously: Veretas, I hope you and your mother make the best of that and enjoy your winnings well. Pay off your debt, invest in your retirements, and enjoy the rest.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    You should buy like a giant cruise ship

    and throw a big party on it

    for us

    and like sail around picking us up

    and you could call it S.S. Boner

    A giant cruise ship probably costs quite a bit more than 3.2 million.

    He could probably buy a nice yacht, though, and have enough leftover for some coke and hookers to put on said yacht.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    that is more than 3.1 million dollars.

    I think you may be on to something here, man. Keep working on it, and get back to us.

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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I was always curious about what people do with the money after they win big. Don't start thinking you're better than us and leave for some rich people forum, because I want to hear about what happens.

    Oh and grats.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    You should buy like a giant cruise ship

    and throw a big party on it

    for us

    and like sail around picking us up

    and you could call it S.S. Boner

    more like

    S.S. Bitchin'

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey, I was set back $100 today while buying a power supply for my computer since my last one broke. My job's not doing well in these cold winter months (architect's office) so I'm effectively jobless until the weather warms up and I still haven't gotten my plane/hotel reservations for PAX yet (I have the tickets for entry).

    So what I'm saying is please take a bunch of money and hire someone to kill my rich grandparents so that they'll leave me my inheritance and I'll totally be your slave for a day!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

    Win win situation.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    hookers and coke

    It really is a good suggestion.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I hear that people who win the lottery end up going bankrupt at a higher rate than the rest of the population.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dang.

    I thought she lied to you about who your dad is.

    I can't keep these lies forvever.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jesus
    God
    Veretas
    Those money hat pictures don't even apply anymore, I'm gonna have to work something else up.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Hey, I was set back $100 today while buying a power supply for my computer since my last one broke. My job's not doing well in these cold winter months (architect's office) so I'm effectively jobless until the weather warms up and I still haven't gotten my plane/hotel reservations for PAX yet (I have the tickets for entry).

    So what I'm saying is please take a bunch of money and hire someone to kill my rich grandparents so that they'll leave me my inheritance and I'll totally be your slave for a day!

    So what's the hotel situation at PAX?

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    that is more than 3.1 million dollars.

    I think you may be on to something here, man. Keep working on it, and get back to us.

    Bad news, guys.

    It's less than 3.3 million dollars D:

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Jesus
    God
    Veretas
    Those money hat pictures don't even apply anymore, I'm gonna have to work something else up.

    the trinity?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My mom is investing like 900k

    and other amount is going to setting up a shop, which she is hiring me to work at for 16 dollars an hour.

    Awesome

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

    Win win situation.

    ITT Muse's price is $3.2 million.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    I hear that people who win the lottery end up going bankrupt at a higher rate than the rest of the population.

    I hear they tend to be ugly and stupid

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is it a sex shop?

    i bet it's a sex shop.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It should sell your delicious, signature kentaku fried chicken.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It is a shop for showing people the lottery money.

    So it's it's more of a factory.

    It generates jealousy.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Hey, I was set back $100 today while buying a power supply for my computer since my last one broke. My job's not doing well in these cold winter months (architect's office) so I'm effectively jobless until the weather warms up and I still haven't gotten my plane/hotel reservations for PAX yet (I have the tickets for entry).

    So what I'm saying is please take a bunch of money and hire someone to kill my rich grandparents so that they'll leave me my inheritance and I'll totally be your slave for a day!

    So what's the hotel situation at PAX?

    There's a reduced rate for PAX-goers. I don't know if the floor thing was ever worked out. If only someone on the boards had a shit-ton of money and could rent out an entire floor of a hotel building for a few of his internet acquaintances...

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Buy all us cool SE++ people an appearance in Penny Arcade at the next Child's Play.

    Each of us who wants in can donate like $50 and you can front the rest.

    Don't you want to be drawn by Gabe???

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

    Win win situation.

    ITT Muse's price is $3.2 million.

    Pish-posh, it's only one-million.

    C'mon Veretas; we could go the arcades, fish, go deep-sea diving, watch something at the cinema, feed baby pandas at the zoo, go on the little spinning tea-cups at Disneyland ...

    I can come up with tons more, I'm fun like that.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

    Win win situation.

    ITT Muse's price is $3.2 million.

    Pish-posh, it's only one-million.

    C'mon Veretas; we could go the arcades, fish, go deep-sea diving, watch something at the cinema, feed baby pandas at the zoo, go on the little spinning tea-cups at Disneyland ...

    I can come up with tons more, I'm fun like that.

    This is kind of horrifying coming out from someone as young as you.

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    and other amount is going to setting up a shop, which she is hiring me to work at for 16 dollars an hour.

    this is the exact thing my mom said she'd do if she won the lottery

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Jesus holy ballsack

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Horrifying how? If you are thinking something bad get your mind out of the gutter.

    I happen to be really fun and charismatic with people in person and can make anyone laugh.

    Though I suppose Veretas will never need a laugh or a smile from me, he's too rich to get sad anymore.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Buy all us cool SE++ people an appearance in Penny Arcade at the next Child's Play.

    Each of us who wants in can donate like $50 and you can front the rest.

    Don't you want to be drawn by Gabe???

    gabe open field

    that would be amazing

    We have the means to make it happen.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If Gabe made an SE++ Forum Parade I would explode into joy

    They would feel my ecstasy on distant planets

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The whole Child's Play things sounds great, really.

    We'd all get to be drawn by Gabe and the proceeds go to charity.

    Think of all the smiling, shining faces. They are thanking you, Veretas. You.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    We'd all be our real selves though so it'd be interesting to see who could name who.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    seriously, dude

    tell your mom to give me some subsidized loans so I can pay for school

    I'll pay the interest back in backrubs

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    So Veretas I'm in need of cash.
    Think you could float me twenty[tiny]*[/tiny]?
    [tiny]*thousand[/tiny]

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    We'd all be our real selves though so it'd be interesting to see who could name who.

    I am thinking too hard into this; how would I look like drawn by Gabe?

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