Man, I feel bad for you. I would hate to have been you in that situation, I mean how can a guy turn down sticking his dick in a hole, but if she didn't let you wear a condom, that must have been some pretty interesting sex.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
ugh getting poo up your dick seems like a bad bad bad bad idea
it amazes me how many of you have crazy stupid misconceptions about anal
I mean, just think for a moment that there are plenty of people that engage in it that don't have any problems and you should realize that either the concerns you have don't actually apply, or that there's a fairly simple solution to them
She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.
Ouch.
Mine was one of my best friends, and it effectively killed our friendship as my girlfriend didn't want her around (rightly so). Too bad, really, we were good friends.
is it better to have terrible sex or to not have sex at all
i would absolutely prefer none to terrible as i could do something not terrible in the meantime
sex is only worthwhile if it is fun and enjoyable. enduring terrible sex is like eating terrible ice cream. what's the point?
edit: not a specific story, but man is it creepy when pets watch you have sex. my ex in college had a big golden lab who would stare at us and i could tell it was just waiting to jump in.
then my more recent ex had a cat that would sit on the bed and stare at my balls like it was hoping to claw the shit out of them. fuck that cat.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
She stayed my ex's best friend, seeing as she is the one who told her all about it, the whore.
the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then
I am not trying to play the victim, I know I fucked up, and in all reality I only fucked myself the worst in all of it.
then she's no more of a whore then you are
I mean, she wasn't the one that was cheating (unless she was also married)
Well yes I am a whore, I did cheat on my ex a lot, and I know that makes me a horrible person and all, and no she wasn't cheating, and I do take all the blame, but I can still call her a whore because that is what she does, she fucks a lot of guys.
We weren't married I was engaged though.
I once had a friend who got thrown in jail for drunk driving. The night that he got out of jail, he went to the bar again, and got arrested a second time for drunk driving.
how do you see how many times you've posted in a thread?
i'm worried that i may have posted more in this thread than any other thread in the penny arcade forums ever.
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was it worth it?
sure, i guess
i don't regret it or anything like that, i just coulda gone without poo on my weewee
Beggers shouldn't be choosers
Always!
So whatever happened to you and the redhead after she broke up you and your kids' mom.
I mean, just think for a moment that there are plenty of people that engage in it that don't have any problems and you should realize that either the concerns you have don't actually apply, or that there's a fairly simple solution to them
that sucks
the fact that you're trying to play the victim here convinces me that you're pretty much just as stupid now as you were then
yiff yiff yiff
Ouch.
Mine was one of my best friends, and it effectively killed our friendship as my girlfriend didn't want her around (rightly so). Too bad, really, we were good friends.
well if you insist
Having a terrible sex story is good.
Having a story about not having sex at all is sad.
someone tell the best horrible sex story quick
sex is only worthwhile if it is fun and enjoyable. enduring terrible sex is like eating terrible ice cream. what's the point?
edit: not a specific story, but man is it creepy when pets watch you have sex. my ex in college had a big golden lab who would stare at us and i could tell it was just waiting to jump in.
then my more recent ex had a cat that would sit on the bed and stare at my balls like it was hoping to claw the shit out of them. fuck that cat.
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KID S
AT LEAST TWO KIDS
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you showoffs
I mean, she wasn't the one that was cheating (unless she was also married)
planned, even
HOW DID YOU GET TWO
stupid doesnt even begin to explain how it happened again
it's info like this that will feature heavily alongside Rane's Plan To Kill 80% Of The World
it happened once
We weren't married I was engaged though.
Now that was stupid.
It only needed to happen once, they were twins.
i'm worried that i may have posted more in this thread than any other thread in the penny arcade forums ever.