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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    y not

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    yes I called the girl and no nothing changed
    well it's not like she's a quantum girl, right, I mean it's a good thing if she isn't spontaneously becoming other things

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Sweet. Obama's stimulus plan is a 200 billion plan to create jobs and restore america's infrastructure.

    Yes, Virginia, someone does know what the fuck is going on.
    200 billion? Where is he gonna find all that money? :P

    China already owns the Panama canal, I see no reason why they shouldn't own our interstate system as well.
    Go to China for "diplomacy," shout "LOOK BEHIND YOU JAPAN IS ATTACKING AGAIN" and grab what you can while their backs are turned

    Brilliant. Russia would probably work, too.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Sweet. Obama's stimulus plan is a 200 billion plan to create jobs and restore america's infrastructure.

    Yes, Virginia, someone does know what the fuck is going on.
    200 billion? Where is he gonna find all that money? :P

    China already owns the Panama canal, I see no reason why they shouldn't own our interstate system as well.
    Go to China for "diplomacy," shout "LOOK BEHIND YOU JAPAN IS ATTACKING AGAIN" and grab what you can while their backs are turned

    Brilliant. Russia would probably work, too.

    "Is that Alexander the Great?"

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hillary was picked for Secretary of State because she and Bill have coats with very large pockets

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Doesn't work in Russia, they stand back-to-back for warmth. The tactical upside is incidental.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey Elendil, when did you start doing the type-without-punctuation thing?

    Also, the construct "type-without-punctuation" makes me think of the lyric "walk without rhythm"

    to the Youtube!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Hey Elendil, when did you start doing the type-without-punctuation thing?

    Also, the construct "type-without-punctuation" makes me think of the lyric "walk without rhythm"

    to the Youtube!
    Man I don't know

    I just sort of absorbed it

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay, well, just respect the three-line limit, okay? Don't be a P-ny.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Sweet. Obama's stimulus plan is a 200 billion plan to create jobs and restore america's infrastructure.

    Yes, Virginia, someone does know what the fuck is going on.
    200 billion? Where is he gonna find all that money? :P

    China already owns the Panama canal, I see no reason why they shouldn't own our interstate system as well.
    Go to China for "diplomacy," shout "LOOK BEHIND YOU JAPAN IS ATTACKING AGAIN" and grab what you can while their backs are turned

    Brilliant. Russia would probably work, too.

    "Is that Alexander the Great?"

    Who was Macedonian...

    Perhaps Peter or Catherine are the greats you mean?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Emilie Autumn is pretty cool.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hwat izz zeeeez phreee laynnneee lymeeeet?

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I just sort of absorbed it

    :winky:

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Three line limit

    Right-o

    No problem

    Will do

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    The three-line rule does not apply to posts which no one would ever have a reason for quoting. :P

    So, you're fine, snookums. <3

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Hey Elendil, when did you start doing the type-without-punctuation thing?

    Also, the construct "type-without-punctuation" makes me think of the lyric "walk without rhythm"

    to the Youtube!
    Fat Boy Slim - Weapon of Choice, the clip with Cristopher Walker dancing around the hotel lobby.

    Walk without rhythm
    it won't attract the worm

    Walk without rhythm
    and it won't attract the worm

    If you walk without rhythm
    ah, you never learn

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    such an awesome video and also a pretty darn good song :^:

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    such an awesome video and also a pretty darn good song :^:
    Any song preppy wankers dance to that refers to Dune in the lyrics is good per definition

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Alright I need to go clean the mess Megan and her little cousin made up, the flooring guy will be here in a bit. Apparently the teensy staircases that connect the two wings of the house to the common area need handrails in order to be up to code (the 'staircases' are three steps each, like two feet vertically tops). Putting handrails in, apparently, takes a very long time!

    So, better go take care of da chorez.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Here's something somewhat personal. The one lady who liked me during high school that i ended up ignoring for more lofty and unobtainable goals still speaks to me quite a deal. I can't quite figure out how to tell her i'm sorry for being an oblivious asshole.

    I think you should take a leaf out a hollywood movie.

    The two of you formulate a plan for you to chase some girl way out of your legue.... Several plot holes later you and the hot girl are at the dance and you have a fight of some sort, most probably involving her ex boyfriend. Your friend then come over to console you and you get the speech about "Alot of girls...." "Who.." "Me..." <Kiss>.

    Then you carry her off into the sunset to a large cheer from your high school cohort while the band plays.

    So in other words a complicated plan to let her tell him because he doesn't have the guts?

    Nice advice.

    Just tell her DUE.
    I think this is the best plan. In fact I think most girl problems can be solved by this, for better or worse.

    Mine was.

    You don't even know.

    Plus like standards and practices.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have corrupted Elen wit my awful grammar and typing skills

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

    GIS "puppies".

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.
    It doesn't have a lot of uses. :( Another useless feature is the Gmail themes. =/ They would be better off improving Youtube. ... Preferably through dividing the site up in such a way that the site loads properly for everyone.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

    GIS "puppies".

    That was disappointing.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

    Not to nearly the same degree as the price comparison sites. I noticed it primarily when I was trying to research laptops before I bought this one. If I put the name of a laptop into google the first five pages would almost invariably be results from ebay, amazon, trustedreviews and ciao.co.uk.

    Though, interestingly, if I try the same thing now it doesn't seem to be nearly as bad. Hmmm.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

    GIS "puppies".

    I found a "sex toys" for your dog page doing that...

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm.

    You can now "promote" or "remove" results from google searches, the idea being that you can fine-tune the results to those that you want.

    Personally, I would have settled for a way to blacklist sites from appearing in my search results, since that would mean I'd be able to search for a product or brand without getting ten thousand price comparison sites and four relevant results.

    Or no matter what the search, the result will always have porn.

    GIS "puppies".

    That was disappointing.

    Cut yourself.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GIS "puppies".

    I get puppies.

    There's nothing unexpected on the first ten pages, even with safesearch off.

    EDIT: To be fair, one of the results is of a dead puppy with a fatal congenital deformity.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"
    Why the hell would you even go the extra mile of explaining why you haven't asked her out before? :|

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"
    Why the hell would you even go the extra mile of explaining why you haven't asked her out before? :|

    Because i've been a dick for a long time?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"
    Why the hell would you even go the extra mile of explaining why you haven't asked her out before? :|

    Because i've been a dick for a long time?

    So being a bigger dick now will make everything all better? :|

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Why am I voluntarily watching Lieberman on Meet The Press? 'I regret but do not apologize for all the stuff I did and said during the campaign. Now I'm going to claim the bipartisanship high ground and demand that you people stop wanting my ass on a stick because if you still do you're just being petty and hurting America.'

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    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wonder if Kanye West takes himself seriously.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"
    Why the hell would you even go the extra mile of explaining why you haven't asked her out before? :|

    Because i've been a dick for a long time?

    I don't get why she's still keep in contact with you, she either looks through your clumsy fuck-ups, she is mentally retarded or she has never talked to another guy.

    I'm putting my money on option 1 and I wouldn't bring up shit from the past before you even asked her out.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    VC. You know these things. Is there a proper way to say

    "hey i ignored you very ever prettier/more popular girl I encountered over the last few years. But now i'm ready to not be an asshole. Is that cool babe?"
    Why the hell would you even go the extra mile of explaining why you haven't asked her out before? :|

    Because i've been a dick for a long time?

    So being a bigger dick now will make everything all better? :|

    Is that being a bigger dick? I don't know. Honestly I suppose it really doesn't matter as she lives like an hour and a half away now but she wants to see me over thanksgiving break and I feel like I should explain my being a dick for the last X years.

    It's the first one Aldo. Like she went out of her way to make it apparent that she was attracted to me before and I went out to party and grab strange hot tail etc.

    Is this guilt?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wonder if Kanye West takes himself seriously.

    I wonder this of most rappers.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    I wonder if Kanye West takes himself seriously.

    I wonder this of most rappers.

    Yes and yes.

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