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The Dailyshow/Colbert Report: "Where Roe V Wade is two ways to get across a river."

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Hey kids, did I ever tell you about when I wasted the President's time?"

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    This woman is less boring on Colbert than she was at the Inauguration.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    the remix segment was gold.

    "I am a gay american". I wish someone would use the clip of him on daily show years ago saying 'I am an american moslem' from when those commercials were always on. if it's even anywhere to be found.

    I loved the 'music video' they made to accompany it. Everything from the glowsticks to him wearing terrifying black-light reactive makeup was brilliant.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Was there actually an episode where he had thre mascara and snot running down his face? There didn't seem to be a 20th episode.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Was there actually an episode where he had thre mascara and snot running down his face? There didn't seem to be a 20th episode.

    Yeah.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Was there actually an episode where he had thre mascara and snot running down his face? There didn't seem to be a 20th episode.

    Yeah.

    Yes, it was a live episode, which was also done with the Daily Show (and at the end, Stewart commented that he was looking forward to being taped in advance again, so he could swear).

    Also, the screencap really doesn't do justice to just how horrifying the snot was.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Damn;t :( Never saw that for 'obtainment'

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The snot episode is still up on hulu, for people living in the correct country...

    Yes, it was horribly disgusting.

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    edited January 2009
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  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love how John Oliver can troll the shit out of anyone at any time in any place.

    "Isn't the moon landing better?"

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love how John Oliver can troll the shit out of anyone at any time in any place.

    "Isn't the moon landing better?"

    It's his British accent.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    I love how John Oliver can troll the shit out of anyone at any time in any place.

    "Isn't the moon landing better?"

    It's his British accent.
    The kissing thing was funny as well.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was cackling when he started kissing/making out with everybody.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was tempted to brave the crowds just so I might run into him.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    the remix segment was gold.

    "I am a gay american". I wish someone would use the clip of him on daily show years ago saying 'I am an american moslem' from when those commercials were always on. if it's even anywhere to be found.

    The websites supposedly have "every clip ever!!!!one!" so I'd guess that one could find it.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm not going to look, but I'll continue to hint that I want to see it in hopes a bored penny-arcader takes up the task him/her-self

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hope someone finds me a clip from TDS about a cock fighting operation that was busted up in New York as part of one of the largest sting operations ever--cut to clip of animated Coronal Sanders in animated form jumping and yelling Booya as a cop grabs a chicken

    Or the Al Gore eats babies subliminal messaging from before the 2000 elections.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    steven colbert as ted hitler

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    edited January 2009
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Was... was I hearing things, or did Stewart sneak a "fuck" out somehow?

    I can't imagine how it'd be missed.

    I might be crazy.

    I could swear I heard it.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    Was... was I hearing things, or did Stewart sneak a "fuck" out somehow?

    I can't imagine how it'd be missed.

    I might be crazy.

    I could swear I heard it.

    So could he, if you're right.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How do Fox News get away with that kind of slander? :|

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    How do Fox News get away with that kind of slander? :|

    Because they ask questions, but never say anything.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like how O'Reily writes books about being a culture warrior and tells us how those damn secular progressives are destroying our values.

    But these are TERRORISTS!! IT'S DIFFERENT!! VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO THEM!! BOOGABOOGA!!!

    EDIT: Fuck Sean Hannity for the billionth time.

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gitmo as a puppet. That's so cute.

    Edit: Though I think the segment went on a bit long.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    How do Fox News get away with that kind of slander? :|

    It's not slander if it's against a public official. Unless it's a Republican.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Gitmo as a puppet. That's so cute.

    Edit: Though I think the segment went on a bit long.

    The uncomfortably long durations of the Gitmo segments is what makes them so funny to me.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Burt in a burka was priceless.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if nothing else, the daily show will continue to have material as they make fun of fox news

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did Liam Neeson call Jon "Tom"? Am I just hearing things?

    Oh, I am. Never mind.

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  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    if nothing else, the daily show will continue to have material as they make fun of fox news

    That was my take as well. It certainly seems to be incredibly ripe low-hanging fruit.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

    That's a pretty horrible idea. You don't answer bullshit with censorship, you answer it with more words pointing out just how much bullshit it is.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

    Over my dead body.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.
    You know your making the argument of limiting rights so fox can't try to get support for the limiting of rights, right? That's terrible :lol:.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

    I'm pretty sure that is something all these wacko right-wing talk show radio hosts have been saying will happen is just that when Obama came into office, he'd start censorship laws on their precious crazy talk.

    The best thing Obama can do to combat these idiots is to prove them wrong. Sure, they'll still call him OMG SOCIALIST, but they'll look like bigger fools to more and more people.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vyolynce wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    if nothing else, the daily show will continue to have material as they make fun of fox news

    That was my take as well. It certainly seems to be incredibly ripe low-hanging fruit.
    Fruit that is practically throwing itself into the basket.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

    That's a pretty horrible idea. You don't answer bullshit with censorship, you answer it with more words pointing out just how much bullshit it is.

    To be fair to his admittedly horrible idea that just creates a screeching contest to see who can get through to the people, and it seems far too much of the time the tabloid types like FNC are the winners.

    Still horrible idea, but I can see why he'd feel that way.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Honestly, I think the US needs tighter regulations for what a channel can and can not do if they want to be able to call themselves a news network.
    For example, if Fox continues making shit up to slander people, maybe they shouldn't be able to call themselves a news station.

    That's a pretty horrible idea. You don't answer bullshit with censorship, you answer it with more words pointing out just how much bullshit it is.

    To be fair to his admittedly horrible idea that just creates a screeching contest to see who can get through to the people, and it seems far too much of the time the tabloid types like FNC are the winners.

    Still horrible idea, but I can see why he'd feel that way.

    Well, there could be regulations aimed at the question mark headlines and editorial-as-news problem by mandating a certain percentage of content meets industry (there must be some sort of reporter's version of the bar association) standards, the first item on the list being that the header and sub-header be statements.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wasn't suggesting censorship. They could still have a network with all the same content. They just couldn't call it a news network if it had that much bullshit.

    Reading comprehension ftw.

    It wouldn't just be regarding Fox News. All news networks could be held to a certain set of standards.

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