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Moriveth
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Dear Diary,
My name's, like, Buffy! I think they call me that because I'm totally buff and hot and stuff but anyway...
I live in Candlekeep! It's a nice place although there's one place to shop - Winthrop's. Everyone there is really stuffy and there aren't many hot guys, except for some of the barracks guards - wow-wee! That's probably why I decided to be a fighter instead of one of those grody wizards - I get a ton of exercise and look hot all the time from all the training!
I never knew my parents, but that's okay, because Gorion's my foster father! He's totally awesome, except when he's not. I mean, he's like cool and all, but lately he's been ignoring me. And how could you ignore me, Buffy? There's gotta be something wrong but he never wants to talk
Anyway, I totally had a big day today, so I'm going to write all my adventures (if you can call them that, my life is TOTALLY boring) in here!
So, like, the first thing I did today was go to Gorion's. I finally got paid for all the work I'd been doing (normal stuff, like killing rats and stuff) so I thought I'd go on a shopping spree! Like I said, Gorion's isn't too great, but it's really the only shop in town (unless you want to go to that creepy Oghman temple... But those guys are total dorks!)
Anyway, I look totally hot, if I do say so myself! And I do - tee hee!
I talked to old Firebeard, who asked me to get a scroll from Tethoril. That guy is totally cute, so I totally didn't mind doing it.
What, did he fall down again? Haha, I'm so funny, I should be, like, a comedian! I don't think Tethoril noticed me making 'the eye' at him.
Firebeard is such a sweetie!
He totally protected me from evil. How many guys would do that?
Phyldia is such an airhead, god!
I decided to stop by the priests' quarters to see if any cuties were in.
Instead, there was just this nasty dude! Totally uncool!
He wanted to kill me, too! That's really mean, what did I ever do to him?
But, like, he was no match for me, or something.
Nobody seemed to notice me killing the guy, so I just talked to Dreppin instead.
What was Phyldia doing in the hay, anyway? Maybe she was rolling in it with Dreppin? Eeew, that's totally grody! Grody to the max!
Phyldia gave me some bling for finding her book. I tried to read it, but then I remembered I don't have to know how to read. That's what Gorion told me, anyway.
I visited the bunkhouse (to find some cute boys, of course).
Instead, another gross dude came up to me! Am I, like, a gross dude magnet or something?
I was like "NO MEANS NO!"
And then he tried to, like, force himself on me! Gross! Luckily my self-defense classes have paid off.
Karan - that creepy priest -said he heard me scream, but I didn't make a sound! I think the weirdo was just listening to what was happening inside!
He tried to sound all concerned and stuff, but he stared at my boobs the whole time as he said it - not that I blame him, splint mail makes my boobs look awesome!
I listened to that awesome Voice band today. I asked for the lyrics to their latest song. They go something like
East - In the year of the Turrets, a great host will come from the east like a plague of locusts. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
North - When conflict sweeps across the Dales the great lizards of the north shall descend with fire and fury. So sayeth the great Alaundo.
South - When shadows descend upon the lands, our divine lords will walk alongside us as equals. So sayeth the great Alaundo.
West - The Wyrm shall wander the earth and such a pestilence will follow in his wake that all who know of his passing shall be struck down by the plague. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
Chanter - The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
Oh man, totally creepy! I get chills down my spine listening to it - in a good way, though!
When I was going to Gorion, I saw Imoen! She's so cool, we're totally like sisters and stuff!
Oh man, letter? Freak ooout! I totally can't wait to go on this trip - as long as Gorion gives me some money to spend, of course!
Well, that's all for today, diary! I'm sure I'll get some totally hot clothes from wherever we're going - but I'll write about that when it happens!
xoxo,
Buffy
My name's, like, Buffy! I think they call me that because I'm totally buff and hot and stuff but anyway...
I live in Candlekeep! It's a nice place although there's one place to shop - Winthrop's. Everyone there is really stuffy and there aren't many hot guys, except for some of the barracks guards - wow-wee! That's probably why I decided to be a fighter instead of one of those grody wizards - I get a ton of exercise and look hot all the time from all the training!
I never knew my parents, but that's okay, because Gorion's my foster father! He's totally awesome, except when he's not. I mean, he's like cool and all, but lately he's been ignoring me. And how could you ignore me, Buffy? There's gotta be something wrong but he never wants to talk
Anyway, I totally had a big day today, so I'm going to write all my adventures (if you can call them that, my life is TOTALLY boring) in here!
So, like, the first thing I did today was go to Gorion's. I finally got paid for all the work I'd been doing (normal stuff, like killing rats and stuff) so I thought I'd go on a shopping spree! Like I said, Gorion's isn't too great, but it's really the only shop in town (unless you want to go to that creepy Oghman temple... But those guys are total dorks!)
Anyway, I look totally hot, if I do say so myself! And I do - tee hee!
I talked to old Firebeard, who asked me to get a scroll from Tethoril. That guy is totally cute, so I totally didn't mind doing it.
What, did he fall down again? Haha, I'm so funny, I should be, like, a comedian! I don't think Tethoril noticed me making 'the eye' at him.
Firebeard is such a sweetie!
He totally protected me from evil. How many guys would do that?
Phyldia is such an airhead, god!
I decided to stop by the priests' quarters to see if any cuties were in.
Instead, there was just this nasty dude! Totally uncool!
He wanted to kill me, too! That's really mean, what did I ever do to him?
But, like, he was no match for me, or something.
Nobody seemed to notice me killing the guy, so I just talked to Dreppin instead.
What was Phyldia doing in the hay, anyway? Maybe she was rolling in it with Dreppin? Eeew, that's totally grody! Grody to the max!
Phyldia gave me some bling for finding her book. I tried to read it, but then I remembered I don't have to know how to read. That's what Gorion told me, anyway.
I visited the bunkhouse (to find some cute boys, of course).
Instead, another gross dude came up to me! Am I, like, a gross dude magnet or something?
I was like "NO MEANS NO!"
And then he tried to, like, force himself on me! Gross! Luckily my self-defense classes have paid off.
Karan - that creepy priest -said he heard me scream, but I didn't make a sound! I think the weirdo was just listening to what was happening inside!
He tried to sound all concerned and stuff, but he stared at my boobs the whole time as he said it - not that I blame him, splint mail makes my boobs look awesome!
I listened to that awesome Voice band today. I asked for the lyrics to their latest song. They go something like
East - In the year of the Turrets, a great host will come from the east like a plague of locusts. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
North - When conflict sweeps across the Dales the great lizards of the north shall descend with fire and fury. So sayeth the great Alaundo.
South - When shadows descend upon the lands, our divine lords will walk alongside us as equals. So sayeth the great Alaundo.
West - The Wyrm shall wander the earth and such a pestilence will follow in his wake that all who know of his passing shall be struck down by the plague. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
Chanter - The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
Oh man, totally creepy! I get chills down my spine listening to it - in a good way, though!
When I was going to Gorion, I saw Imoen! She's so cool, we're totally like sisters and stuff!
Oh man, letter? Freak ooout! I totally can't wait to go on this trip - as long as Gorion gives me some money to spend, of course!
Well, that's all for today, diary! I'm sure I'll get some totally hot clothes from wherever we're going - but I'll write about that when it happens!
xoxo,
Buffy
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Rachel, I know you'll be reading this
if you see your boy getting lazy give him a good thump across the head
But very awesome.
So, are we getting assigned characters on this playthrough? Because I sure as fuck want in.
oh
oh yes
very second'd (if possible)
Maybe if I do Icewind Dale, though.
I kind of want to try it out, now
I'll french kiss you
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
I've appointed Rachel as The Person Who Keeps Me Updating This Thing, so it'll take a while but I should get it done!
HEY
you get back in line
I saw him first
I feel so bad and now I lost the CDs (okay, I actually lent it to a friend and he was wayyy more into it than I was so I traded it for his Oblivion which he hated)
Also, this looks like it's going to be pretty great, Mori.
it may be a while before I manage to get started but damnit it's mine
You're addicted to the first half of LPs.
I should rectify this sometime
shit, I gotta reinstall Deus Ex
fuck, now i have to play deus ex also
I'm working on the second update already!
For this game I'm probably going to be skipping a lot of the non-essential dialogue. Not that they're not awesome, but I'm going to be typing up most of the dialogue anyway, and damn that's a lot of shit to type to begin with.
more Gunther Hermann and Anna Navarra is always a good thing
but I've been burned so bad in the past
we all were
i havent talked to your ass in forever
hows the home life?
everything ready for the big day?
Rachel is playing Mass Effect and I am working on the second part of this thing. Then bedtime, because we are both up waaay too late.
gears is good
id be down for this afternoon or tonight
whateva