I thought hoax the second I read about origami towels, but I was convinced it could be real once I skimmed three pages and didn't see hoax mentioned. You guys are supposed to be my filter!
Apparently there have been expeditions like this in warzones and lawless areas, though, so if you know a shady travel agent you can probably find a trip to go shoot some people in a third world country.
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The best ending to this story is either the yatch gets fucked and explodes and there's helicopters and news cameras there when they're plucking the bloated bodies out of the water.
Or some approximation of this guy shows up
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Holy fuck. I'd totally be down for this, except I'm trying to find a job where I get paid to fight pirates. I'd rather not be forced to use an AK either.
the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image
also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy
I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image
also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy
I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad
the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image
also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy
I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad
Hmmm
"Hey look there's bunch of guys approaching us a small craft yelling at us in Somali and and pointing AK's at us."
"They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."
"They just shot Bill."
"That's probably just their way of saying hello."
Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.
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Where's the rum?
And so would my brother.
They'll fashion crude puka shell armor and survive on kegs of beer and beef jerky.
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except they got less nutrients
for four thousand dollars, I will provide you with weaponry and ammunition to shoot at the first cruise boat
Fuck that, bayonets
but legally
man fuck yeah i mean shit aint you always wanted to just
blow a dudes head off bro
http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3617/85/
in a ship-to-ship shootout
you are a tactical master
because nobody will get off the one boat
Nope
Also shut up god I hate you you're embarrassing me
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The 'hoax' is a hoax! Stop trying to ruin our trigger-happy fun.
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it's a joke you octogenarian weasel
Or some approximation of this guy shows up
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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http://www.wired.com/special_multimedia/2009/cutthroatCapitalismTheGame
And read the accompanying article, I guess.
I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall
I have no idea what kind of gun I want
gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html
help me out
don't take lessons on proper firing stance either
you'll do fine
Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.
I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad
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Hmmm
"They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."
"They just shot Bill."
"That's probably just their way of saying hello."
Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.
they have got to all be in on it