when i worked at a BBQ restaurant as a cook with my best friend he accidentally chopped off part of a finger on the slicer and passed out
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
fuuuuuck that
yikes
they told me there's a chance my fingertip will just dry up and fall off, but that means that new skin's healed underneath it and I'll just have a chunk gone from my pinky
I've already decided to tell people who ask that a very picky shark took a dainty bite from my pinky and decided I tasted foul and swam away
they told me there's a chance my fingertip will just dry up and fall off, but that means that new skin's healed underneath it and I'll just have a chunk gone from my pinky
I've already decided to tell people who ask that a very picky shark took a dainty bite from my pinky and decided I tasted foul and swam away
you have to time it so that it falls down at the most traumatizing possible moment for any nearby children
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actually wusthof knives are so incredibly sharp that all I felt was surprise for a while
All knives are similarly sharp when new. If you care for them, that woun't change.
Either way, I've never done anything quite so dramatic as seeing bone, but working in kitchens has resulted in a fair few slices. Including one malformed nail where it doesn't grow back properly.
Hope it heals up well :-)
Edit: One day I'll figure out why that set comes with such a POS steel.+
Second edit - Guilty as charged
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yikes
they told me there's a chance my fingertip will just dry up and fall off, but that means that new skin's healed underneath it and I'll just have a chunk gone from my pinky
I've already decided to tell people who ask that a very picky shark took a dainty bite from my pinky and decided I tasted foul and swam away
you have to time it so that it falls down at the most traumatizing possible moment for any nearby children
no but I have to soak it in warm soapy water three times a day to encourage bloodflow back to the severed area
I am dreading changing the bandage, I seriously do not want to look at it again (cap said he'd do it for me -- that is love right there, folks)
And the pirate mistook her for gold and wanted to check that it was real?
gonna make
hella crepes
no it turns out bonk just got drunk
That's a pretty creppy present.
but it smells okay
or like delicious almonds
don't spare the gorey details!
No, that's cyanide.
I was slicing onions for christmas dinner and pouf there it went
we had subway for dinner instead, how fucking sad is that
gangrene smells like almonds as well
If it smells like bad cheese you should bite it off right away.
Satans..... hints.....
likely crying into your general ciao's chickin
actually it was just labeled "General Chicken"
the labels were hilariously awful.
most of the dishes weren't labeled at all, and some of them were completely off.
"Thai Chicken" was some sort of lemon salmon.
this was an 8" chef's knife
mom got me the whole set
I think it was the second one from the top that did me in
(I was going to just let it heal until I sent this photo to a doctor friend of mine and he decided that it did indeed need stitches)
Satans..... hints.....
Because you could probably open a beer with just a regular belt?
Satans..... hints.....
All knives are similarly sharp when new. If you care for them, that woun't change.
Either way, I've never done anything quite so dramatic as seeing bone, but working in kitchens has resulted in a fair few slices. Including one malformed nail where it doesn't grow back properly.
Hope it heals up well :-)
Edit: One day I'll figure out why that set comes with such a POS steel.+
Second edit - Guilty as charged
heh
rank told you about his google search re your name, yes?
My band's name? If so we knew about that after we decided on the name.
Seattle Weekly has a posting about that very issue on their blog:
HERE IT IS!
No, you're thinking of
No, this isn't true.
hey man
we heard you guys play on KEXP a week or two back
you guys sounded fucking tight
when are you guys playing locally again?
For a band name, that is.