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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man what a sanctimonius prick.

    When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

    Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep

    So you've got a lady in bed, she isn't waxed and you won't have sex with her? Wow I'm glad the article doesn't have any pictures of him so we could see this greek adonis in person.

    Real women are hairless except for their eyebrows, eyelashes, and their barnet. Porn has educated me on this subject.

    Bogart on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.

    Smuggle the cat out. This is a case where it is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.

    Thomamelas on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    I did once consider trying Farmville and write a review of it based on its merits as a game, but that never went off the ground on account of requiring me to play Farmville.

    Echo on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gawker is awful and every political and activist group they have an associative website for suffers because of their irresponsible and hyperbolas articles.

    Ludious on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    so Fable 3 got not great reviews

    guess i'll just stick with my lol habit for a while

    kinda enjoying playing morgana. she's a lot less risky than kayle during laning, and having a root is so incredibly useful

    Irond Will on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Res wrote: »

    I'm pointing out its bad for the government to farm work out to private contractors when its something the government should be handling. Like building prisons. Or supplying and housing troops. When you get a profit motive involved in those needs, bad things happen.

    The reason Green Berets get electrocuted to death in the shower is the same reason judges get bought off to send kids to private prisons, profit motives where there aren't supposed to be any.

    I can have showers that assassinate Green Berets with electrical shocks or I can have urine pooling in urinals because the Indian contractors the army hired (As opposed to the American contractors the DOD might hire) can't get them to flush

    Both of these are less than ideal, but the big corporation is going to kill people because corporations are evil

    I don't want the army hiring Indian contractors either you know. And gtfo with the corporations are evil shtick. That's not what I said in the least bit. Corporations are motivated by profit, and sometimes that gets in the way of an ideal outcome.

    SEriously, you're using personal anecdotal evidence of tasty food against countless reports of fraud, shoddy products, dangerous food, and abusive business practices.

    Government work also results in all of those bad things. I have a hand in all of them on a fairly regular basis.

    Except dangerous food. I don't handle food for nobody.

    Res on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Seriously that gawker article almost makes me want to vote for O'Donnell it's so sleezy.

    I am kinda with you on this one

    that's not funny

    ALMOST.

    Also I don't live in Delaware anyway so I couldn't even if I meant it.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Seriously that gawker article almost makes me want to vote for O'Donnell it's so sleezy.

    I wouldn't vote for her, but that article was seriously slime personified. I mean I don't see where the guy is indentified at all, so it could just be some asshole who has photos of her from halloween and then made shit up to get a story out.

    she didn't even SHAVE her VAGINA

    Gooey on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    And you know that guy who wrote that ODonnell piece is some HuffPo libtard who thought he had a running story.

    God.

    What a chauvinistic asshole.

    Sheep on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »

    I'm pointing out its bad for the government to farm work out to private contractors when its something the government should be handling. Like building prisons. Or supplying and housing troops. When you get a profit motive involved in those needs, bad things happen.

    The reason Green Berets get electrocuted to death in the shower is the same reason judges get bought off to send kids to private prisons, profit motives where there aren't supposed to be any.

    I can have showers that assassinate Green Berets with electrical shocks or I can have urine pooling in urinals because the Indian contractors the army hired (As opposed to the American contractors the DOD might hire) can't get them to flush

    Both of these are less than ideal, but the big corporation is going to kill people because corporations are evil

    I don't want the army hiring Indian contractors either you know. And gtfo with the corporations are evil shtick. That's not what I said in the least bit. Corporations are motivated by profit, and sometimes that gets in the way of an ideal outcome.

    SEriously, you're using personal anecdotal evidence of tasty food against countless reports of fraud, shoddy products, dangerous food, and abusive business practices.

    Government work also results in all of those bad things. I have a hand in all of them on a fairly regular basis.

    Except dangerous food. I don't handle food for nobody.

    Yes government work in the military occasionally results in errors and waste. But you can't compare it to the shit that has gone down under KBR's watch.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.

    depressions suck, cass

    but you have a lot of things going for you

    you have a boyfriend that you love and a job

    you seem to have a good relationship with your mom

    you have real life friends and lots of internets friends

    you have a great sense of humor

    you're really good at video games

    Irond Will on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so Fable 3 got not great reviews

    guess i'll just stick with my lol habit for a while

    kinda enjoying playing morgana. she's a lot less risky than kayle during laning, and having a root is so incredibly useful

    Looks like it got similar reviews as the last one.

    I got it in GameFly and will try to run through it this weekend.




    Will. Your opinion on ties. I understand.

    What is your opinion of button down with vest and tie but no jacket?

    Sheep on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bogart wrote: »

    Real women are hairless except for their eyebrows, eyelashes, and their barnet. Porn has educated me on this subject.

    I recall the bullshit when Sasha Grey was on entourage "OMG 70'S BUSH!" makes me really feel bad for females out there.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You always have nexus!

    nexuscrawler on
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    RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.
    D:
    Smuggle the cat out. This is a case where it is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.
    :^:

    Radiation on
    PSN: jfrofl
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah cass you have like TONS of internet friends

    Arch on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.

    Smuggle the cat out. This is a case where it is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.

    I love that cat so much. He is the best cat ever.

    winston3.jpg

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Seriously that gawker article almost makes me want to vote for O'Donnell it's so sleezy.

    I wouldn't vote for her, but that article was seriously slime personified. I mean I don't see where the guy is indentified at all, so it could just be some asshole who has photos of her from halloween and then made shit up to get a story out.

    she didn't even SHAVE her VAGINA

    Which now that I think about, how would the guy know how sexually experienced she was if he admits he didn't even sleep with her. One of a lot of fallacies in that shit piece.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so Fable 3 got not great reviews

    guess i'll just stick with my lol habit for a while

    kinda enjoying playing morgana. she's a lot less risky than kayle during laning, and having a root is so incredibly useful

    Looks like it got similar reviews as the last one.

    I got it in GameFly and will try to run through it this weekend.

    Will. Your opinion on ties. I understand.

    What is your opinion of button down with vest and tie but no jacket?

    My opinion is don't fucking change my radio stations while parking my car. And I know how much change is in my ashtray asshole so don't think you're being sly.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    i don't really know that i would kick a girl out of bed for insufficient grooming

    and i definitely wouldn't write about it on the internets

    but it would not be a thing that i would put in the plus column

    Irond Will on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »

    Real women are hairless except for their eyebrows, eyelashes, and their barnet. Porn has educated me on this subject.

    I recall the bullshit when Sasha Grey was on entourage "OMG 70'S BUSH!" makes me really feel bad for females out there.

    There do seem to be a number of guys who think that a landing strip is the natural amount of hair women have down there.

    Thomamelas on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I love that cat so much. He is the best cat ever.

    Does your mother know how much the cat means to you?

    japan on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Will. Your opinion on ties. I understand.

    What is your opinion of button down with vest and tie but no jacket?

    i think it's kind of a cool look but really situational

    basically i'd wear it with a jacket and then look for an excuse to take off the jacket

    just the vest and tie with no context seems like kind of a early 90s boy band sort of douchery

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i don't really know that i would kick a girl out of bed for insufficient grooming

    and i definitely wouldn't write about it on the internets

    but it would not be a thing that i would put in the plus column

    agreed. Its not sexist to not want to go down on Don King.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »

    I'm pointing out its bad for the government to farm work out to private contractors when its something the government should be handling. Like building prisons. Or supplying and housing troops. When you get a profit motive involved in those needs, bad things happen.

    The reason Green Berets get electrocuted to death in the shower is the same reason judges get bought off to send kids to private prisons, profit motives where there aren't supposed to be any.

    I can have showers that assassinate Green Berets with electrical shocks or I can have urine pooling in urinals because the Indian contractors the army hired (As opposed to the American contractors the DOD might hire) can't get them to flush

    Both of these are less than ideal, but the big corporation is going to kill people because corporations are evil

    I don't want the army hiring Indian contractors either you know. And gtfo with the corporations are evil shtick. That's not what I said in the least bit. Corporations are motivated by profit, and sometimes that gets in the way of an ideal outcome.

    SEriously, you're using personal anecdotal evidence of tasty food against countless reports of fraud, shoddy products, dangerous food, and abusive business practices.

    Government work also results in all of those bad things. I have a hand in all of them on a fairly regular basis.

    Except dangerous food. I don't handle food for nobody.

    Yes government work in the military occasionally results in errors and waste. But you can't compare it to the shit that has gone down under KBR's watch.

    brb photographing POWs in forced compromising poses

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    omg adorable kitty!

    nexuscrawler on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.

    Smuggle the cat out. This is a case where it is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.

    I love that cat so much. He is the best cat ever.
    winston3.jpg

    Then smuggle him out. I'm assuming your father won't get the locks changed so one day when he's at work and your mom is out, drop by and take the cat.

    Thomamelas on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    ODonnell is attractive and bubbly and kinda repressed so you know the chances of having fun are up there.

    Basically what this man is admitting to us is that he couldn't seal the deal with a woman who was practically throwing herself at him.



    God. Jeez, is that boob slightly larger than the other? No way I'm doing this now.

    Sheep on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TAKE THE KITTY CASS

    TAKE

    THE

    KITTY

    Arch on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So my depression's been really bad lately

    Like

    \really bad

    And today my mom told me that when she leaves my dad and we move out of our nice place to move into a crappy little apartment (which is really gettin' me down)

    she's probably going to let my abusive father keep my cat.

    I'm trying not to cry at work.

    depressions suck, cass

    but you have a lot of things going for you

    you have a boyfriend that you love and a job

    you seem to have a good relationship with your mom

    you have real life friends and lots of internets friends

    you have a great sense of humor

    you're really good at video games

    I feel like I sabotage things like

    I freak the fuck out over everything

    OH MY GOD THIS PERSON HATES ME

    I stopped going to Games Workshop and playing Warhammer, which was my only social release except WoW for a good year+ because I was convinced that no one liked me.

    I just realized I haven't taken my anxiety meds in three days this explains a lot :x

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    that cat wants for you to die, cass

    more than anything in the world, that cat wants you dead

    living in an apartment with only one other human as a buffer might be a dangerous miscalculation

    Irond Will on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »

    I'm pointing out its bad for the government to farm work out to private contractors when its something the government should be handling. Like building prisons. Or supplying and housing troops. When you get a profit motive involved in those needs, bad things happen.

    The reason Green Berets get electrocuted to death in the shower is the same reason judges get bought off to send kids to private prisons, profit motives where there aren't supposed to be any.

    I can have showers that assassinate Green Berets with electrical shocks or I can have urine pooling in urinals because the Indian contractors the army hired (As opposed to the American contractors the DOD might hire) can't get them to flush

    Both of these are less than ideal, but the big corporation is going to kill people because corporations are evil

    I don't want the army hiring Indian contractors either you know. And gtfo with the corporations are evil shtick. That's not what I said in the least bit. Corporations are motivated by profit, and sometimes that gets in the way of an ideal outcome.

    SEriously, you're using personal anecdotal evidence of tasty food against countless reports of fraud, shoddy products, dangerous food, and abusive business practices.

    Government work also results in all of those bad things. I have a hand in all of them on a fairly regular basis.

    Except dangerous food. I don't handle food for nobody.

    Yes government work in the military occasionally results in errors and waste. But you can't compare it to the shit that has gone down under KBR's watch.

    brb photographing POWs in forced compromising poses

    You go right ahead and do that

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i don't really know that i would kick a girl out of bed for insufficient grooming

    and i definitely wouldn't write about it on the internets

    but it would not be a thing that i would put in the plus column

    Well theres a big difference between not groomed and not waxed. I mean maybe she just trims and that was like "OMG GROSS!"

    I doubt this guy even got a grab job let alone saw her pubic area.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I love that cat so much. He is the best cat ever.

    Does your mother know how much the cat means to you?

    Yes.

    She also knows how much the cat means to my dad.

    He's emotionally abused all of his children to the point where none of them have a relationship with him anymore, and he has no friends. I'm 99% sure he's mentally ill and he refuses to get help. When my mom leaves him, he'll be all alone. I'll basically just be waiting for the call that he's hung himself.

    But at least he'll have the cat.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    I feel like I sabotage things like

    I freak the fuck out over everything

    OH MY GOD THIS PERSON HATES ME

    I stopped going to Games Workshop and playing Warhammer, which was my only social release except WoW for a good year+ because I was convinced that no one liked me.

    I just realized I haven't taken my anxiety meds in three days this explains a lot :x

    skipping out of warhammer is probably good though

    like, i can't imagine that you could find another sample of worst people that really competes

    (frankie takes pills for social anxiety and i can always tell when she skips a day. she never really notices until i point it out to her)

    Irond Will on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Will. Your opinion on ties. I understand.

    What is your opinion of button down with vest and tie but no jacket?

    i think it's kind of a cool look but really situational

    basically i'd wear it with a jacket and then look for an excuse to take off the jacket

    just the vest and tie with no context seems like kind of a early 90s boy band sort of douchery

    True. True.

    Basically I need a new wardrobe since I'm in corporate and making corporate money now. I look like a chump in Polo's surrounded by guys who basically walk around without their sport jackets/blazers/suit coats on.

    BUT I don't want to just wear a nice shirt and tie because I'd feel like a tool I figured a good matching vest/setup would give me a bit of flair and individuality.

    Sheep on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I feel like I sabotage things like

    I freak the fuck out over everything

    OH MY GOD THIS PERSON HATES ME

    I stopped going to Games Workshop and playing Warhammer, which was my only social release except WoW for a good year+ because I was convinced that no one liked me.

    I just realized I haven't taken my anxiety meds in three days this explains a lot :x

    If you're half as witty offline as you are online then that's doubtful.

    Thomamelas on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    that cat wants for you to die, cass

    more than anything in the world, that cat wants you dead

    living in an apartment with only one other human as a buffer might be a dangerous miscalculation

    Finally a rational actor.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You always have nexus!

    not for long

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    TAKE THE KITTY CASS

    TAKE

    THE

    KITTY

    Sheep on
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