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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    holy shit

    HOLY SHIT

    HOOOOOOLY SHIT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y68xq4Q5fTI

    that reminds me of that article in the great shark hunt where he talks about the magazine for police he used to read when he was a sheriff

    talking about all the latest and greatest in high powered weapons that police should carry instead of those designed to incapacitate

    every police officer should have a standard issue rocket launcher

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Excellent youtube

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    "No! Not the bees!"

    Did someone say, "bees?"

    Lucky Cynic on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    "No! Not the bees!"

    Did someone say, [urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo&mode=related&search=]"bees?"[/url]

    no i don't remember any broken bbcode before that

    Kadith on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I think 8 hours of Bioshock and an hour of foruming is enough, good night SE++.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    nighty night.

    keep yer butthole tight

    Graves on
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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    teefs wants to be ravaged by leather-men (not to be confused with Leatherman tools)
    The Leather Man is the gayer, harrier, all-around less quaint sequel to The Wicker Man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

    "No! Not the bees!"

    Did someone say, "bees?"

    beads?

    Hamju on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    nighty night.

    keep yer butthole tight

    That's uh, yeah. Thanks.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    are we still talking about knives and how TFS is wrong so very very much?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Teefs does this mean that you are better than sad

    > BETTER THAN

    :cry: SAD

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am sad

    i lost my leatherman a while back

    downer

    it had a bottle opener

    Dead Legend on
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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what's that

    like not quite happy but not quite sad

    or not quite unemotional but not quite sad

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Teefs do you like Bill Hicks

    Who likes Bill Hicks

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bill hicks was a funny man

    but this will not replace my leatherman

    Dead Legend on
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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, I was all expecting a new "look what awesome random thing I bought!" thread. And instead, I walk into a thread about knives.

    Anyway, I totally have a drinking bird now.

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    Simultaneously the worst and best $5 I ever spent.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I always wanted one of those....

    But like for 2 minutes at a time, then I decide not to bother.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    Man, I was all expecting a new "look what awesome random thing I bought!" thread.

    That's what it was supposed to be. Alas, this is the way of SE

    Hamju on
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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I really, really like good knives. This is my chef's knife:
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    Hamju on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man I am so confused last night I ended up watching Big Wet Tits on a crappy DVD player with a friend and a lesbian while 2 other lesbians told me to be quiet go away I'm sleeping.

    Then I woke up at like 12 like "holy shit im supposed to be home" and now I am home and what the hell.

    (To stay on topic ish I used a pocketknife to unscrew a screw on an air conditioner)

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    graves none of that made any sense.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves got raped by two lesbians.


    You're not supposed to us knives as screw drivers, it is one of the easiest ways to break them.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Graves got raped by two lesbians.


    You're not supposed to us knives as screw drivers, it is one of the easiest ways to break them.

    You're also not supposed to use them to pry open paint cans but people still do.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i used to have a badass leatherman that was one of the best multitools out there

    and i would carry it simultaneously along with my gerber, which could gut and skin a hog in no time.

    now i have to get a new leatherman

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I used the hell outta my pocket knife.

    Other tools also.

    Burglary is probably the coolest thing ever.

    Even when it doesn't work out as planned.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i used to have a badass leatherman that was one of the best multitools out there

    and i would carry it simultaneously along with my gerber, which could gut and skin a hog in no time.

    now i have to get a new leatherman

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    is that a rubber coating

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    (is graves actually a 13 year old white kid playing out all the stereotypes he saw in movies)

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Probably.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    HEY I PUT THAT IN PARENTHESES, YOU CAN'T HEAR IT

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, sorry.

    (Probably. Fuckin' wiggers)

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think it is, kadith

    they retired the original leatherman tool which was what i had

    fuck me sideways that thing was old faithful

    but now i'll just have to get one of them weird looking ones with indentions for your grip

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He's also psychic Bonk.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think it is, kadith

    they retired the original leatherman tool which was what i had

    fuck me sideways that thing was old faithful

    but now i'll just have to get one of them weird looking ones with indentions for your grip

    I like the look of the new ones.

    But also the action on the blades is so much smoother.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think it is, kadith

    they retired the original leatherman tool which was what i had

    fuck me sideways that thing was old faithful

    but now i'll just have to get one of them weird looking ones with indentions for your grip

    They sell used to sell the Wave (the one Dru showed) at Target for a pretty good price. I have one and whomever said it cant open bottles is full of shit. The can opener opens bottles just fine.

    I bought this leatherman knife at Target a year or so ago:

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    I really like it. Sharp as hell too.

    Butters on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

    man, i cannot count the amount of times i was climbing a mountain and was all, 'OH SHIT I RAN OUT OF CARABINERS THANK GOD I BROUGHT MY KNIFE'

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was thinking that too.

    But my brain is not currectly functioning.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

    man, i cannot count the amount of times i was climbing a mountain and was all, 'OH SHIT I RAN OUT OF CARABINERS THANK GOD I BROUGHT MY KNIFE'

    It's so you can clip it to your belt loop. Not all carabiners are for climbing, dude.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But if it is on a belt loop how are you supposed to pull it out with lightning speed in a knife fight?

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