Ezri Dax the worst star trek replacement character since Dr Noonefuckingremembers
she was cute tho
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I really want Keanu to be a movie about Keanu Reaves the Actual Person being a messianic figure.
As long as I never find out what the movie is actually about, I can cling to this notion
The continuous adventures of watching TNG: SPACE IRISH?!?
I honestly can't remember this episode.
It is.... noteworthy
Not I a good way
the episode goes from a shitty comedy episode into PROBLEMATIC when Picard casually assigns all the irish women to a lifetime of being baby factories
this is somehow more morally acceptable to picard than just giving DNA samples
Here's a thought, ask the Irish people for some fucking DNA samples instead of volunteering them to be livestock (I also find it pretty hilarious that in a crew of over a thousand not even a few dozen would give DNA samples, I would and I'm a 21st century yokel, the enterprise is supposed to be a crew of the finest and most progressive 24th century people)
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That's what happens in the TNG space irish episode, they find a colony of clones and a colony of space irish farmers, the clones dont have enough genetic diversity and are breaking down, and instead of anyone on the Enterprise offering DNA samples to fix it (because the idea of a clone of them being on an isolated world none of them will ever visit again is morally repugnant to the entire crew), or anyone asking the Irish if they'd give DNA samples (they don't even know what DNA is, they probably wouldn't care), Picard offers the obvious solution:
Take these Irish women and put babies in them, we'll start drawing up charts over who has to fuck who
1. Space is super boring.
2. A captain's salary ain't all it's cracked up to be.
3. Picard supplements his by being a secret alien pornographer.
4. Jean-Luc Fuckhard
Captain Jean-Luc Prickhard
Commander William Dyker
That's all I can remember from reading the back of the VHS box for the Star Trek porn parody wayyyyy back in the day.
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somebody left a package of stroopwafel in the break room up for grabs
this uncultured swine, their loss is my gain
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
somebody left a package of stroopwafel in the break room up for grabs
this uncultured swine, their loss is my gain
I poisoned it.
...I'm gonna eat them anyway
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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@podly @preacher everyone have fun
and if you hear the song you'll know what to do.
she was cute tho
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Captain Jean-Luc Prickhard
Commander William Dyker
That's all I can remember from reading the back of the VHS box for the Star Trek porn parody wayyyyy back in the day.
Both characters are the product of star trek writers being a dick.
The lead writer of TNG hated Beverly Crusher and got rid of her.
Then they got rid (? he left) of him and they brought her back.
Jadzia wanted a lighter workload and to become a recurring character.
The writers refused and killed her.
Who would have thought star trek writers are pissy children
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No. He was only reason I made it as far as I did in that show. All hope for Rory being awesome faded long before Captain Cold shtick.
Captain Cold is pretty great.
He needs to move over to iZombie. He'd be great there.
She was no Beverly, and for that sin she was FORGOTTEN! I don't even think they killed her, just season 3 no more Pulanksi.
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I liked this game and it's f2p
yeah i can't even remember the in universe reason for her leaving
Clive's new partner. But he has to keep the exact attitude he has on Legends.
"Man Liv stop being so cold to me."
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somebody left a package of stroopwafel in the break room up for grabs
this uncultured swine, their loss is my gain
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Terry ultimately wanted to get out of acting. That's why she left Becker too.
Fine. I'll watch this again.
I kinda want to continue Shadows of Mordor as well you see.
on memory alpha it just says...
Pretty sure Beverley had her killed, probably in a transporter accident. :P
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I poisoned it.
I dont think there was a reason!
She just was gone as soon as Beverly came back. The season 3 premiere just showed Beverly smiling and winking at the camera
Which was fine.
Stop hurting me.
Doesn't Riker have a duplicate somewhere? Or an evil twin? Both?
Thomas Riker
Yeah he's in prison for being a terrorist as I recall.
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...I'm gonna eat them anyway
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Watch out for the scorpions.
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