1) Small batch bourbon barreled gin. This sounds awesome can't wait to try it (after work)
2) Japanese cookbook. I think it looks great. I've got a japanese rice maker and now i can put it to the test
3) A set of what I believe are japanese soup bowls right? I will refer to them as "the fancy bowls"
4) Assorted collection of japanese snacks. This is very exciting. I love to try these things. One of them appears to be... crabs? Are these real crabs? I'm going to have to get out my translator app on these packages to find out
Thank you @Rankenphile for these gifts and also the great care that was taken in gift wrapping each and every one of them. I think they're perfect.
Woooo
dat d'ass
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Not just d'asses
Cocque d'asses
Also yup pretty sure those are just spiced dried crabs. Of all of the different snacks, those were the ones that I grabbed out of weird novelty. Oh, and that weird toilet thing.
Either way, I insist you try at least one of each. Those Hello Panda snacks are legit good, and those rice candies are great. There should be a package of Pocky for Men in there as well, which cracks me up to no end.
That gin is super good, though, and local. And that cookbook is highly recommended. Tons of quick, simple and delicious meals.
I have sent my Satanee's gifts, they shall be haunted by 3 spirits! Expect the 1st spirit by the end of the week!
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
Hail Hydra
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Hail Satan,
There's was a parcel pickup slip stuck to my door when I got home today. If that's from you, I won't be able to pick it up right away, the pickup location is about a 50 minute walk each way, and my wife is out of town with the car until tomorrow night. If she gets back before they close I'll get it then, otherwise it'll be Friday
When I opened my PO box this afternoon, I was greeted with an acrid, sulfurous cloud of steam. Inside, throwing off a sickly green light was the following
Thanks so much @Cello! Youre the best Satan out there (although, feeding a burgeoning board game addiction is super evil). Merry Christmas!
Phew and here I was worried I was going to have to do some detective work to figure out who RQ was!
I was expecting two packages this week so when I went home and there were three, I couldn't be sure if I had forgotten something else I had ordered or if it was Satan's dark work.
This is why the box is already technically open in this picture:
As you can see the puppers are just as excited as i am.
They even made me put it on the floor so they could investigate. We've already got some amazing gifting peaking out!
But enough puppers, here is the full haul on display!
All amazing gifts! I can not wait to watch these on my new TV!
But the Widow's Walk is particularly great because my dad was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer and we have been trying to find ways where we can spend more time together having fun and he recently suggested board games. I was already thinking of Betrayal at House on the Hill but now I have even more haunts and reasons to share.
UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Okay so apparently the parcel pickup slip I mentioned yesterday might not be from Satan, as a package just arrived on my doorstep smelling faintly of brimstone and holiday spices (telltale signs of a gift from the Prince of Festive Lies)
Naturally, the masters of the house insisted on inspecting it before I could proceed
Ember wanted to check out the contents as well, and what contents they were!
So many things!
The two boxes said "me first!" "then me!" so naturally I complied
Heckin vacuum sealer and mason jar accessory!
I'm going to be using this for more than food storage, I've been curious about trying sous vide cooking for a while but there were too many things needed that I didn't have, and now I'm a whole heck of a lost closer. I started making tomato sauce this summer and was planning on trying salsa next, so the jar bit is going to be super useful as well!
And Satan's generosity is not even done yet. I had trouble getting a picture of this one as my furry assistant was fascinated by it and kept poking it with her nose, but it is a really nice feeling zester/grater
And last, but not at all least, video games!
Ho ho holy shit, and hail Satan! I couldn't find a forum name anywhere, but whoever you are, thank you very, very much, this is amazing!
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Okay so apparently the parcel pickup slip I mentioned yesterday might not be from Satan, as a package just arrived on my doorstep smelling faintly of brimstone and holiday spices (telltale signs of a gift from the Prince of Festive Lies)
Naturally, the masters of the house insisted on inspecting it before I could proceed
Ember wanted to check out the contents as well, and what contents they were!
So many things!
The two boxes said "me first!" "then me!" so naturally I complied
Heckin vacuum sealer and mason jar accessory!
I'm going to be using this for more than food storage, I've been curious about trying sous vide cooking for a while but there were too many things needed that I didn't have, and now I'm a whole heck of a lost closer. I started making tomato sauce this summer and was planning on trying salsa next, so the jar bit is going to be super useful as well!
And Satan's generosity is not even done yet. I had trouble getting a picture of this one as my furry assistant was fascinated by it and kept poking it with her nose, but it is a really nice feeling zester/grater
And last, but not at all least, video games!
Ho ho holy shit, and hail Satan! I couldn't find a forum name anywhere, but whoever you are, thank you very, very much, this is amazing!
It was meeee! I had a note written too and then in my packaging fugue I taped up the box without putting it inside...
I saw in your post that you're into cooking, and the vacuum sealer and microplane grater are two kitchen-y things I've been loving over the past year or so. It's pretty crazy how much longer you can keep stuff fresh with the vacuum sealer - I like buying bulk nuts and storing them in a mason jar, or large blocks of cheese in the bags. The microplane is just an amazing grater (I grate a lot of cheese and once I saw one in action I had to get it).
The games came off your Amazon list, I hope they all bring you much joy
Holy Shit! @Charmy I'm touched that you'd be willing to part with this! I'm gonna have to go to the archives at MSU and ask to borrow their gloves to handle the book so as not to sully it.
I'm glad it finally showed up! I tried to mail your gifts so everything would get there at the same time but it looks like Canada Post decided not to cooperate. I was a little worried that they might have lost it.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your gifts. You mentioned in your wishlist that you like using Secret Satans to get to know people, so I tried to send a mix of things that I knew you'd like while also including some of the things I like. The original Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles comics are great, and I'm excited that I got a chance to share one with you.
I'm glad it finally showed up! I tried to mail your gifts so everything would get there at the same time but it looks like Canada Post decided not to cooperate. I was a little worried that they might have lost it.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your gifts. You mentioned in your wishlist that you like using Secret Satans to get to know people, so I tried to send a mix of things that I knew you'd like while also including some of the things I like. The original Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles comics are great, and I'm excited that I got a chance to share one with you.
I put it right next to Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles And Other Strangeness on my shelf
When I opened my PO box this afternoon, I was greeted with an acrid, sulfurous cloud of steam. Inside, throwing off a sickly green light was the following
Thanks so much @Cello! Youre the best Satan out there (although, feeding a burgeoning board game addiction is super evil). Merry Christmas!
Yay!!! There should be one other package showing up that I meant for you and your daughter to share. Gotta boost those burgeoning STEM minds and all! It uh, is something I would have loved at that age.
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so I got a random call from Canada Post today about a delivery
and I was like "wait I don't remember having anything incoming, did I screw something up and have something sent to the wrong place?"
but then I got home and -
HOLY SHIT
OH MAN! I'm so excited about this! I've been thinking about it for a while, I really want to give the servo motor a try with some of the Lego Technic pieces that I have, and it looks like you can get some of this stuff hooked up to a PC as well. THIS IS AWESOME.
I haven't received anything about any donations in my name or anything, but either way I'm super duper happy you did.
Growing up we also had a tradition of just overloading stockings with things, and this was great. Also now I've got a superman stocking which will come in handy over the next few years.
I'mma break open these Sexy Robots cards here in a sec.
I haven't received anything about any donations in my name or anything, but either way I'm super duper happy you did.
There were a lot of things about Satan in the note, maybe they decided not to send it for a good reason.
In case it never does arrive, here's what it said:
Through our dev'lish compact we are enjoined,
And by that bond I service none but thee,
Yet your selfless nature bends the terms we set
Such that I shall give beyond thou only.
But just you wait, my dear, I can inflict
A terrible barrage beyond just this.
Soon Lucifer's design shall become known
To wish on your soul a Merry Christmas.
I seem to have been Satan'd! I can't be 100% certain of their source, but I have a very strong sense...
This Pouring Shield from my wishlist arrived. It will definitely come in handy, as the missus was just saying we'll need to make cookies for this weekend... and the last time we made cookies it was quite a mess.
Who is this IZZARD.COM? And does Blizzard know their icons are being stolen? But I didn't order anything...
A beautiful Overwatch scarf! This is a really good gift, as I am kind of a scarf-person, and haven't picked up a new one in a few years. People can fawn over their shoes or hats... I'll take a good scarf any day.
Though the packing slips don't show any real information, I have the clues of a first name (thanks to Amazon's insert saying "Scan this QR code to send a thank you email" and a city and state from whence the scarf was billed.
WHOOPS, THERE WAS SOMETHING SINISTER IN MY POST BOX
Apparently the PostPeople decided to use it as a substitute football at some point during its travels...
Though no worries, as the airbags were still thoroughly deployed and the goods looked comfy and secure.
Three Sacks? (my numetal jazzcore band name)
Oh heck yeah! I've been meaning to get a decent mechanical pencil for a while, but I always cheap out and grab a dodgy one from the newsagent downstairs. This one has some weight to it and feels GOOD.
Yusss, I needed a push to get on to using calligraphy pens and this was it!
Now this is quite cool. A nifty little encyclopedia regarding Gundam 0083 and various other bits and pieces on the periphery of it. Apparently there are a few more volumes on other series also, so now I have an incentive to track them down!
Thank you so much @Brolo and a merry Satanman to you!
When I opened my PO box this afternoon, I was greeted with an acrid, sulfurous cloud of steam. Inside, throwing off a sickly green light was the following
Thanks so much @Cello! Youre the best Satan out there (although, feeding a burgeoning board game addiction is super evil). Merry Christmas!
Yay!!! There should be one other package showing up that I meant for you and your daughter to share. Gotta boost those burgeoning STEM minds and all! It uh, is something I would have loved at that age.
It came last night! I will post a picture up this afternoon. Its so awesome! She loooooves stuff like that (she wants to build robotic prosthetics one day). This was the perfect gift! Thank you so much!
WHOOPS, THERE WAS SOMETHING SINISTER IN MY POST BOX
Apparently the PostPeople decided to use it as a substitute football at some point during its travels...
Though no worries, as the airbags were still thoroughly deployed and the goods looked comfy and secure.
Three Sacks? (my numetal jazzcore band name)
Oh heck yeah! I've been meaning to get a decent mechanical pencil for a while, but I always cheap out and grab a dodgy one from the newsagent downstairs. This one has some weight to it and feels GOOD.
Yusss, I needed a push to get on to using calligraphy pens and this was it!
Now this is quite cool. A nifty little encyclopedia regarding Gundam 0083 and various other bits and pieces on the periphery of it. Apparently there are a few more volumes on other series also, so now I have an incentive to track them down!
Thank you so much @Brolo and a merry Satanman to you!
Ah, I'm glad they showed up only (kinda) mauled! Merry Christmas, Veldrin!
notable secret satan anecdote... a few years ago my satan got me a USB drive that looks like Han Solo in carbonite
and i have a habit of losing USB drives. so today I needed one, and surely I had basically lost/destroyed all the ones I owned. except this one, because it looks like a toy, it generally escapes my wrath, and sits in display on my shelf
so today han solo, and former satan, has saved the day
Dear Satanee, I regret to inform you that because I don't have Prime Amazon is dumb and their original estimate of today is not next Wednesday. Its also only like 4 hours from your home currently which is super dumb.
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Seriously though if I'm missing stuff or have it wrong below please tell me. TYVM
Leftovers from 2015:
Bucketman ➔ Goose!
Preemptive strikes/Gifts in the Satanic Spirit of the Season:
Stale ➔ Naphtali
Stale ➔ Rankenphile
Stale ➔ Nogs
Stale ➔ plut
Stale ➔ Penguin Incarnate
Stale ➔ Raijin Quickfoot
Nullzone ➔ Lasbrook
Brolo ➔ lonelyahava
QuickSnap ➔ Rankenphile
QuickSnap ➔ #pipe
❓ ➔ Naphtali
❓ ➔ Goatmon
CHAINZ:
❓ ➔ Bucketman ➔ Blackhawk1313 ➔ Nullzone ➔ Brolo 2 ➔ Veldrin ➔ Lost Salient ➔ cabsy
Tossrock ➔ Fearghaill ➔ QuickSnap
❓ ➔ Matev
Mortal Sky ➔ Cello ➔ MrDoctorProfessor ➔ Noggin 2 3 ➔ Goatmon 2 3 4 ➔ #pipe 2 ➔ Sir Fabulous ➔ Xaquin ➔ Naphtali ➔ Okami 2
❓ ➔ Ketbra 2
❓ ➔ TheRoadVirus 2 3 4 ➔ Raijin Quickfoot ➔ Kadith ➔ Penguin Incarnate 2 ➔ The Hanged Man ➔ Lasbrook
❓ ➔ The Geek 2 ➔ Perrsun 2 ➔ JimBobtheMonkey 2 ➔ fightinfilipino ➔ Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
❓ ➔ Fig-D ➔ Grobian ➔ DashD
Abracadaniel ➔ godmode 2 ➔ N1tSt4lker 2➔ Goose! 2 3 4 5 ➔ Skeith
❓ ➔ Charmy ➔ DaMoonRulz 2 3 ➔ Platypus Beirut
Rankenphile ➔ Jasconius ➔ Straightzi 2 ➔ Nogs ➔ Lalabox 2 ➔ Rainfall ➔ Slacker71 2 ➔ Smof
❓ ➔ Virgil_Leads_You
dat d'ass
Cocque d'asses
Also yup pretty sure those are just spiced dried crabs. Of all of the different snacks, those were the ones that I grabbed out of weird novelty. Oh, and that weird toilet thing.
Either way, I insist you try at least one of each. Those Hello Panda snacks are legit good, and those rice candies are great. There should be a package of Pocky for Men in there as well, which cracks me up to no end.
That gin is super good, though, and local. And that cookbook is highly recommended. Tons of quick, simple and delicious meals.
Enjoy!
oh, ass cookies
even better
And presents!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
There's was a parcel pickup slip stuck to my door when I got home today. If that's from you, I won't be able to pick it up right away, the pickup location is about a 50 minute walk each way, and my wife is out of town with the car until tomorrow night. If she gets back before they close I'll get it then, otherwise it'll be Friday
@Perrsun
Hey Satan!
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I get those cheeeeeeeeeeeeap 8-)
CABLES FOR EVERYONE!
Which is wack because I ordered them days ago, but hey! They get stuff! Soon!
Phew and here I was worried I was going to have to do some detective work to figure out who RQ was!
I was expecting two packages this week so when I went home and there were three, I couldn't be sure if I had forgotten something else I had ordered or if it was Satan's dark work.
This is why the box is already technically open in this picture:
As you can see the puppers are just as excited as i am.
They even made me put it on the floor so they could investigate. We've already got some amazing gifting peaking out!
But enough puppers, here is the full haul on display!
All amazing gifts! I can not wait to watch these on my new TV!
But the Widow's Walk is particularly great because my dad was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer and we have been trying to find ways where we can spend more time together having fun and he recently suggested board games. I was already thinking of Betrayal at House on the Hill but now I have even more haunts and reasons to share.
Thanks @Raijin Quickfoot !
(also, sorry to hear about your dad Kadith
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
I'll not be at my place again until it's January
Just so y'know
Naturally, the masters of the house insisted on inspecting it before I could proceed
So many things!
The two boxes said "me first!" "then me!" so naturally I complied
Heckin vacuum sealer and mason jar accessory!
I'm going to be using this for more than food storage, I've been curious about trying sous vide cooking for a while but there were too many things needed that I didn't have, and now I'm a whole heck of a lost closer. I started making tomato sauce this summer and was planning on trying salsa next, so the jar bit is going to be super useful as well!
And Satan's generosity is not even done yet. I had trouble getting a picture of this one as my furry assistant was fascinated by it and kept poking it with her nose, but it is a really nice feeling zester/grater
And last, but not at all least, video games!
Ho ho holy shit, and hail Satan! I couldn't find a forum name anywhere, but whoever you are, thank you very, very much, this is amazing!
It was meeee! I had a note written too and then in my packaging fugue I taped up the box without putting it inside...
I saw in your post that you're into cooking, and the vacuum sealer and microplane grater are two kitchen-y things I've been loving over the past year or so. It's pretty crazy how much longer you can keep stuff fresh with the vacuum sealer - I like buying bulk nuts and storing them in a mason jar, or large blocks of cheese in the bags. The microplane is just an amazing grater (I grate a lot of cheese and once I saw one in action I had to get it).
The games came off your Amazon list, I hope they all bring you much joy
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your gifts. You mentioned in your wishlist that you like using Secret Satans to get to know people, so I tried to send a mix of things that I knew you'd like while also including some of the things I like. The original Eastman & Laird Ninja Turtles comics are great, and I'm excited that I got a chance to share one with you.
I put it right next to Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles And Other Strangeness on my shelf
Yay!!! There should be one other package showing up that I meant for you and your daughter to share. Gotta boost those burgeoning STEM minds and all! It uh, is something I would have loved at that age.
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and I was like "wait I don't remember having anything incoming, did I screw something up and have something sent to the wrong place?"
but then I got home and -
HOLY SHIT
OH MAN! I'm so excited about this! I've been thinking about it for a while, I really want to give the servo motor a try with some of the Lego Technic pieces that I have, and it looks like you can get some of this stuff hooked up to a PC as well. THIS IS AWESOME.
Thank you so much, @Nullzone !
Thanks so much @Straightzi !
I haven't received anything about any donations in my name or anything, but either way I'm super duper happy you did.
Growing up we also had a tradition of just overloading stockings with things, and this was great. Also now I've got a superman stocking which will come in handy over the next few years.
I'mma break open these Sexy Robots cards here in a sec.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
omg, the names of these cards from Left to Right:
Nightlight
Glinting Godiva
and
REAR. VIEW. MIRROR.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
There were a lot of things about Satan in the note, maybe they decided not to send it for a good reason.
In case it never does arrive, here's what it said:
Though the packing slips don't show any real information, I have the clues of a first name (thanks to Amazon's insert saying "Scan this QR code to send a thank you email" and a city and state from whence the scarf was billed.
Thank you, whoever did this!
Thank you so much @Brolo and a merry Satanman to you!
Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
It came last night! I will post a picture up this afternoon. Its so awesome! She loooooves stuff like that (she wants to build robotic prosthetics one day). This was the perfect gift! Thank you so much!
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
Ah, I'm glad they showed up only (kinda) mauled! Merry Christmas, Veldrin!
and i have a habit of losing USB drives. so today I needed one, and surely I had basically lost/destroyed all the ones I owned. except this one, because it looks like a toy, it generally escapes my wrath, and sits in display on my shelf
so today han solo, and former satan, has saved the day
I neglected to mention I'm at my parents' place til the 1st but my roommate's home so any packages will not be missed