Lena Dunham apparently had an Instagram famous dog, but stopped featuring it, and finally said that the puppy was badly abused prior to Dunham adopting it and she couldn't help it cope
Cue the shelter she adopted it from going "uhhh, what? We've got one record showing 'owner surrendered - not enough time'. Why would we let a celebrity adopt a dog with those type of issues?"
Summary we're only doing cute things in here right now
Or real tough guy things 'cause we're too manly to express emotion in this sorta way
We're talkin' about loving our significant others or defending ourselves against bear attacks
Or carving a monolithic canoe
Is it still called monolithic if it's not made of stone
Lithic should be a clue, Narwhal, you can do this
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
You can make a canoe out of stone
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Lena Dunham apparently had an Instagram famous dog, but stopped featuring it, and finally said that the puppy was badly abused prior to Dunham adopting it and she couldn't help it cope
Cue the shelter she adopted it from going "uhhh, what? We've got one record showing 'owner surrendered - not enough time'. Why would we let a celebrity adopt a dog with those type of issues?"
Summary we're only doing cute things in here right now
Or real tough guy things 'cause we're too manly to express emotion in this sorta way
We're talkin' about loving our significant others or defending ourselves against bear attacks
Or carving a monolithic canoe
Is it still called monolithic if it's not made of stone
Lithic should be a clue, Narwhal, you can do this
We allow tough guy/girl things as long as they are made inside a shark or porpoise suit.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Geth roll 3d6 for SirLandShark
Geth roll 3d6 for Porp
Geth roll 3d6 for BeNarwhal
Geth roll 3d6 for Tyrannus
Geth roll 3d6 for RMS Oceanic
Geth roll 3d6 for Quid, I guess, I needed a sixth sea adjacent Chatter
SirLandShark:
3d65 [3d6=1, 1, 3]
Porp:
3d612 [3d6=4, 4, 4]
BeNarwhal:
3d610 [3d6=2, 2, 6]
Tyrannus:
3d615 [3d6=6, 5, 4]
RMS Oceanic:
3d68 [3d6=3, 4, 1]
Quid, I guess, I needed a sixth sea adjacent Chatter:
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Summary we're only doing cute things in here right now
Or real tough guy things 'cause we're too manly to express emotion in this sorta way
We're talkin' about loving our significant others or defending ourselves against bear attacks
Or carving a monolithic canoe
Is it still called monolithic if it's not made of stone
Lithic should be a clue, Narwhal, you can do this
It really is nauseating.
Sharks and porps lying together. What's become of our christian values. Smh
NNID: Hakkekage
We allow tough guy/girl things as long as they are made inside a shark or porpoise suit.
Intriguing
I'll admit that wasn't what I was envisioning, but I'm open to new ideas
We're all like okay finally
It'll be a very tame bachelor weekend
They're not very openly lovey dovey and I've never seen real PDA so they don't make me vomit so much
maek you think
Apparently it's my sister-in-law's birthday today
But not, like, my brother's wife
Her sister
I guess I ought to at least acknowledge it, right? That seems like the regular person thing to do.
Fuuuuck non-24
You can when the canoe is made from stone.
I don't even know if my brother-in-law has a family
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
My agreements with good things are well established
Most things on Earth are made of, like, the same 12 things, near as I can tell
You just apply a different amount of heat and pressure, and anything can become anything else, if you know what you're doing
If you're not careful you'll make a star, however
Clearly they're not high elevated enough.
The rashomon exposition of Phantom Limb and Billy is just so delicious
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
You're not zoomed enough, 99.9% of things of earth are made out of the same 3 things, up quarks, down quarks and electrons
Landshark, you're a dork
Porp, you are also a dork
What is perhaps more alarming is the realization that she and I are connected on Facebook
I can't imagine how I let this happen
I think I have cousin's spouse on there too, it's just a mess
What do I do on his birthday, does he matter? I need to invest in more greeting cards.
You can make a canoe out of anything, shark. Mine is made out of ennui.
Landshdork
Pdork
I don't think so, that'd kill Jack Bauer Kiefer Sutherland.
You know, this scene would have been perfect had Jack worn a shark suit.
And, random cougar!
That cougar's a big 24 fan.
You should probably get it down and pet it
Geth roll 3d6 for Porp
Geth roll 3d6 for BeNarwhal
Geth roll 3d6 for Tyrannus
Geth roll 3d6 for RMS Oceanic
Geth roll 3d6 for Quid, I guess, I needed a sixth sea adjacent Chatter
It's the perfect cover for skippy!
No.
I'm not displeased with my ranking, frankly
And an ever-so-slightly better trio of rolls than I should technically expect, I think
I'm not terribly well versed in probability, but I think that's right
very cuddly I'm sure
get rekt
I can't let them go to waste
I will stuff them in my mouth
Over ripe cherries are just cherry raisins
That's your answer for everything!
it works a surprising amount of the time