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[chat]: favors between lovers

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    hospital update:

    I'm up to cannula insertion #3, after #2 (in my left elbow crook) decided to "tissue", in the nurse's words, and so the fluid was just ending up in my flesh rather than the vein

    Ken Burns' Vietnam War documentary remains some heavy shit

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    They used heavier measures than that though, they put a hot as shit girl in the unicef t-shirt and set her trapping passers by

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There were at least eight vans from seven companies parked between our truck and the entrance

    Thus, we gave up, and I got off early

    Bought pens and pencils and then, mostly to kill time but, I must admit, partly because I might just run into that bartender from this weekend there, walked to bergen storsenter for a coffee, which ended up costing me 300 a month because UNICEF ambushed me
    Jesus did UNICEF put a gun to your head and water board you? 300 a month seams a bit much.

    300 kroner a month

    Which is 600 USD

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    They used heavier measures than that though, they put a hot as shit girl in the unicef t-shirt and set her trapping passers by

    An attractive lady once came to my door and gave me a cake and suddenly I was donating to Cancer Research UK every month

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There were at least eight vans from seven companies parked between our truck and the entrance

    Thus, we gave up, and I got off early

    Bought pens and pencils and then, mostly to kill time but, I must admit, partly because I might just run into that bartender from this weekend there, walked to bergen storsenter for a coffee, which ended up costing me 300 a month because UNICEF ambushed me
    Jesus did UNICEF put a gun to your head and water board you? 300 a month seams a bit much.

    300 kroner a month

    Which is 600 USD

    $3450 adjusted for COL

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    We're now well into that stage of the World Cup where unfamiliar words all sound like players.

    Cannula? Much lauded Italian left back of the Maldini style.

    Kroner? Terrifying six foot nine Danish goalkeeper whose gap toothed smile makes penalty taker's legs go weak.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    even knowing the word yeah no I think that Mikal Kroner is a footballer

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    in return for my tithe I got a UNICEF pen and touched on the arm and called a good boy

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    Why is Switzerland in your milk?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    you gotta start paying attention to the expiry dates man

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I saw that typo after posting and decided to leave it

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    Why is Switzerland in your milk?

    Swiss Mix

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    squirtle
    or is it Swiss Miss

    I dunno

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    French presses are too irritating to clean

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Neco wrote: »
    French presses are too irritating to clean

    I have decided fuck my pipes and just leave it in the sink with the water running until all the coffee grounds are out of it

    hasn't been blocked yet

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    "A class about farting and loose stools? I promised myself I'd never take a class on something I'm knowledgeable about ever again! However..."

    This is the worst Penthouse Forum letter ever

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Do Swiss use Swiss Miss or will they break my fingers if I use it in front of them?

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

    3 insertions

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    Vanguard wrote: »
    the eggs
    are soft
    and boiled

    I have eaten
    the eggs
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    they were soft
    so boiled
    and so cold

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

    3 insertions

    :winky:

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    I’m mad about straws

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    *Gives Neco the single remaining straw in the packet*

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Is Seattle trying to ban straws? I think I heard that

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    Too bendy or not bendy enough?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    the eggs
    are soft
    and boiled

    I have eaten
    the eggs
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    they were soft
    so boiled
    and so cold

    i almost posted this myself!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2018
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    Too bendy or not bendy enough?

    I'm Sally Jessie Raphael and we are talking about one of the divisive issues in America today.

    Vanguard on
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Six wrote: »
    Is Seattle trying to ban straws? I think I heard that

    Yes >:( >:(

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Goddamn fake news

    An egg in an icebox would not be soft

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2018
    Goddamn fake news

    An egg in an icebox would not be soft

    To quote the Ezra Pound, "Poetry is fake news that stays fake news".

    Vanguard on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    "oh no i have to go to Switzerland" sounds like one of those good problems to have mojo

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Down with straws

    too long have they allowed teens infatuated with each other to share a malted down at the ice cream parlor

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Eddy wrote: »
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    A lot of disabled people find them useful.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    *photoshops charlton heston holding a straw and saying FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS*

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    i have some eggs thats are a few weeks past their due date

    they should be fine right?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-07-02-jonathan-blow-c-is-a-weird-mess
    Jonathan Blow: "C++ is a weird mess"

    The Witness developer on his new programming language that could increase productivity by 50 to 80 per cent
    I can't wait to see his horrific weird mess of a programming language.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    i have some eggs thats are a few weeks past their due date

    they should be fine right?

    put them in water that's enough to cover them by a bit

    if they float, they're bad

    if they look like they're about to float, they're still okay, but won't last long

    our expiration dates on eggs are largely useless

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    wait wait wait in a seattle without straws how will people drink their starbucks frappuccinos

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