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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    you gotta start paying attention to the expiry dates man

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I saw that typo after posting and decided to leave it

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oh fuck off. Another goddamn meeting in Switzerland has shown up in my dairy.

    Why is Switzerland in your milk?

    Swiss Mix

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    squirtle
    or is it Swiss Miss

    I dunno

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    French presses are too irritating to clean

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Neco wrote: »
    French presses are too irritating to clean

    I have decided fuck my pipes and just leave it in the sink with the water running until all the coffee grounds are out of it

    hasn't been blocked yet

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    "A class about farting and loose stools? I promised myself I'd never take a class on something I'm knowledgeable about ever again! However..."

    This is the worst Penthouse Forum letter ever

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Do Swiss use Swiss Miss or will they break my fingers if I use it in front of them?

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

    3 insertions

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    Vanguard wrote: »
    the eggs
    are soft
    and boiled

    I have eaten
    the eggs
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    they were soft
    so boiled
    and so cold

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    whats going on simon?

    3 insertions

    :winky:

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    I’m mad about straws

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    *Gives Neco the single remaining straw in the packet*

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Is Seattle trying to ban straws? I think I heard that

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    Too bendy or not bendy enough?

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    the eggs
    are soft
    and boiled

    I have eaten
    the eggs
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    they were soft
    so boiled
    and so cold

    i almost posted this myself!

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2018
    Neco wrote: »
    I’m mad about straws

    Too bendy or not bendy enough?

    I'm Sally Jessie Raphael and we are talking about one of the divisive issues in America today.

    Vanguard on
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Six wrote: »
    Is Seattle trying to ban straws? I think I heard that

    Yes >:( >:(

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Goddamn fake news

    An egg in an icebox would not be soft

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2018
    Goddamn fake news

    An egg in an icebox would not be soft

    To quote the Ezra Pound, "Poetry is fake news that stays fake news".

    Vanguard on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    "oh no i have to go to Switzerland" sounds like one of those good problems to have mojo

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Down with straws

    too long have they allowed teens infatuated with each other to share a malted down at the ice cream parlor

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Eddy wrote: »
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    A lot of disabled people find them useful.

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    straws inevitably hurt aquatic wildlife and are a bourgeois indulgence

    we will bury your straws

    *photoshops charlton heston holding a straw and saying FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS*

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    i have some eggs thats are a few weeks past their due date

    they should be fine right?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-07-02-jonathan-blow-c-is-a-weird-mess
    Jonathan Blow: "C++ is a weird mess"

    The Witness developer on his new programming language that could increase productivity by 50 to 80 per cent
    I can't wait to see his horrific weird mess of a programming language.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    i have some eggs thats are a few weeks past their due date

    they should be fine right?

    put them in water that's enough to cover them by a bit

    if they float, they're bad

    if they look like they're about to float, they're still okay, but won't last long

    our expiration dates on eggs are largely useless

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    wait wait wait in a seattle without straws how will people drink their starbucks frappuccinos

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    "oh no i have to go to Switzerland" sounds like one of those good problems to have mojo

    Switzerland is rubbish

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-07-02-jonathan-blow-c-is-a-weird-mess
    Jonathan Blow: "C++ is a weird mess"

    The Witness developer on his new programming language that could increase productivity by 50 to 80 per cent
    I can't wait to see his horrific weird mess of a programming language.

    There are now 16 competing standards

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    squirtle
    "Straws are awful but bars and restaurants should still stock them in small amounts for disabled people" is the preferred end result for me, but I suspect we'll swing from straws everywhere to no bar has them because why bother stocking them for the handful of people a week who need them?

    Lots of single use plastics could be done away with by the public at large, but I suspect there are edge cases of genuine utility for a fair number.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    It might rain today

    that'll show this dumb summer

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    squirtle
    Where would you look online to buy a metal M27 thread cable gland - but the gland needs to also be 45 degrees angled?

    My usual sources all have straight cable glands and nothing else.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Starbucks'll probably figure out what the maximum legal length a tube of plastic can be and still be considered a "straw" and start making theirs slightly longer and give it some dumb Italian name like tubo per succhi

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Man I need some damn rain. My rivers are all so low :(

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    i have some eggs thats are a few weeks past their due date

    they should be fine right?

    yes, especially if they were refrigerated. eggs mostly just lose water content and protein cohesion after that date, making the insides thin and less tasty. if it’s rotten you will know from the alarming smell famous enough to be almost people’s reference point for a bad smell.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    squirtle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wait wait wait in a seattle without straws how will people drink their starbucks frappuccinos

    Artisan straws, hand crafted and only $19.99 from your friendly local Straw Shack. Take one with you wherever you go. Also take your own cup because those are hard to recycle as well.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    They make plastic and metal straws that aren't disposable and can be washed like any other utensil.

    I'm for banning straws, I guess. Go Seattle.

    Also the Mariners are 54-31 and I won't know what to do with my hands.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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