oh hey which one of you wants to finish my pandemic legacy season 2 run with me, cuz it's sat on the shelf for nearly a year now
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no we got about halfway through
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worn about halfway through
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
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bleh
let me hotlink in peace
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Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
We have a Spring orientation today and I have to work one of the main rooms this afternoon because the normal person is out on paternity leave. Woe is me. That means I can't sneak out early today.
Bless your heart.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
boss just confirmed i will still have a job on monday
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
new boss apparently wants to be the guy to discuss it with me so i still have to wait til monday to learn any details but
at least i won't be shitting myself all weekend
wait i took all those laxatives dang it
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
@Blameless Cleric if you don't follow Pati Cmak you should. She's fanboying right now and reposting a bunch of her DA fanart
7 and a half days of actual work left before Christmas. Also one probably painful and complicated tooth extraction, but still. Accentuate the positives.
The infestation has been cleared. We've learned important lessons about underground construction. As we rebuild we're going to add a heat purge system in case the bugs return. The farmland and stores are safe, and our colonists recover in the rec room. We move on, but we do not forget.
oh man talking about a heat purge system makes me want to fire it up again
is it your corridors that have the heat purge system installed?
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
7 and a half days of actual work left before Christmas. Also one probably painful and complicated tooth extraction, but still. Accentuate the positives.
I had one of those at the weekend. Everything is still terrible
Stupid wisdom teeth that somehow went five years or whatever with nobody thinking it needed to go
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I just hope there’s not so many load screens at my base in the next DA
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Tom Holland is the best on screen spider-man I've seen because he's also great at playing Peter Parker. He's jokey, he's innocent, he's got that determined face
In Infinity War, when Tony
tells him he's an avenger now
the emotions that went across his face were just so so good.
I think he'd be awesome with D'onfrio and especially with Daredevil cancelled, I desperately want to see that happen.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
We have a Spring orientation today and I have to work one of the main rooms this afternoon because the normal person is out on paternity leave. Woe is me. That means I can't sneak out early today.
not with that attitude
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Totally nude Spider-Man
Just wearin’ socks and fancy shoes
It’s his house, who the hell are you
To kink-shame
Spider-Man
The infestation has been cleared. We've learned important lessons about underground construction. As we rebuild we're going to add a heat purge system in case the bugs return. The farmland and stores are safe, and our colonists recover in the rec room. We move on, but we do not forget.
oh man talking about a heat purge system makes me want to fire it up again
is it your corridors that have the heat purge system installed?
I'm tunneling an external vent into the entire network. In the event of another infestation, we fill the entrance with flammables and light a match.
Vincent was perfect casting and he deserves to play that character on the big screen.
Exchanges like these lead me to think our current spidey will play nicely with him.
Netflix Kingpin would just shoot spidey in the head
Netflix Kingpin doesn't get his hands dirty like that if he can help it
And also he'd miss, much like comics Kingpin
in DDs3
he literally pulls a hood over an FBI agents head and punches him to death
Well sure, but he couldn't help that.
Raaaaaage! And that totally wouldn't work against spider-man. Spidey would beat the shit out of him, but realize that it doesn't actually fix anything to do that.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Totally nude Spider-Man
Just wearin’ socks and fancy shoes
It’s his house, who the hell are you
To kink-shame
Spider-Man
When I read spiderman books as a kid, every time he and MJ would have a Very Serious Talk, he would be standing upside down on the ceiling. I'm not sure why, to remind you that he's spiderman or something in case your forgot?
Anyway, when you said this I had an image pop into my head of him doing this naked.
It was not pretty.
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
aka, law school and grad school
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
The infestation has been cleared. We've learned important lessons about underground construction. As we rebuild we're going to add a heat purge system in case the bugs return. The farmland and stores are safe, and our colonists recover in the rec room. We move on, but we do not forget.
oh man talking about a heat purge system makes me want to fire it up again
is it your corridors that have the heat purge system installed?
I'm tunneling an external vent into the entire network. In the event of another infestation, we fill the entrance with flammables and light a match.
ah, I see. Do high temperatures kill monsters? How high do they need to be?
I remember one poorly designed fortified meat cooler vent system that ended up having a tiny room get to like 120 C and I thought hmmm
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let me hotlink in peace
at least i won't be shitting myself all weekend
wait i took all those laxatives dang it
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Also this one
oh man talking about a heat purge system makes me want to fire it up again
is it your corridors that have the heat purge system installed?
I had one of those at the weekend. Everything is still terrible
Stupid wisdom teeth that somehow went five years or whatever with nobody thinking it needed to go
Vincent was perfect casting and he deserves to play that character on the big screen.
Exchanges like these lead me to think our current spidey will play nicely with him.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
What about look and smile though? Is she tragically laid off?
but they're listening to every word I say
In Infinity War, when Tony
I think he'd be awesome with D'onfrio and especially with Daredevil cancelled, I desperately want to see that happen.
oh no she's safe
hilariously i am the only person in the entire company whose job was in question over the transition
Netflix Kingpin would just shoot spidey in the head
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
not with that attitude
Totally nude Spider-Man
Just wearin’ socks and fancy shoes
It’s his house, who the hell are you
To kink-shame
Spider-Man
bring some of those special gummy bears to this meeting
checkmate atheists
spidey would see/sense it coming and dodge it.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Netflix Kingpin doesn't get his hands dirty like that if he can help it
And also he'd miss, much like comics Kingpin
wait the lsd ones?
the laxatives were in the chocolate
wait were they
wait
in DDs3
I'm tunneling an external vent into the entire network. In the event of another infestation, we fill the entrance with flammables and light a match.
why do we even need them
we're tool users, we should have evolved to just mash our food with some rocks then slurp up the mush
Well sure, but he couldn't help that.
stupid saliva production being linked to chewing and a fundamental aspect of our digestion
who comes up with this shit
When I read spiderman books as a kid, every time he and MJ would have a Very Serious Talk, he would be standing upside down on the ceiling. I'm not sure why, to remind you that he's spiderman or something in case your forgot?
Anyway, when you said this I had an image pop into my head of him doing this naked.
It was not pretty.
aka, law school and grad school
This is what I'd prefer, but people keep telling me it's unseemly!
all the times that happened don't count
So, I guess I should have brought my snow boots and my rain boots..
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
ah, I see. Do high temperatures kill monsters? How high do they need to be?
I remember one poorly designed fortified meat cooler vent system that ended up having a tiny room get to like 120 C and I thought hmmm
chanus
We kept putting the rocks in our mouths and they evolved symbiotically
Checkmate, round earthers
Sticky feet, Sticky hands
Every toilet is a mess
He is cursed, he is blessed
Just don’t shake his
Spider-hands